Gary Floyd

Wow, so you and I are two of the 10 people in the world who still remember that movie, huh? There's a 2 disc special editon out right now (hurry up, it's a limited edition) that's worth every penny.

The "Dead Hooker" scene is the best dead hooker joke in the history of cinema. Anyways, some others Street Trash (Six words: Hot Potato with a severed penis) Body Melt (Has a jumbled plot, but still a blast. Also the only movie I can think of were a guy dies because of his own mucus) Dagon From Beyond Blood Diner (OOP 80's horror comedy. Must be seen to be believed.) Night of the Comet Shivers Cabin Boy ("You wanna buy a monkey?") I Drink Your Blood (70's exploitation horror with a cult of satanic hippies. Incompetent, but a total blast.) Martin (Little seen George Romero movie. Also one of his best) My Little Eye The Roost (fun 70's and 80's horror tribute) Abominable (see The Roost) Junk (Japanese zombie movie that feels almost like the best Italian zombie movie never made.) Cabin Fever (I'm probably the only man on Earth who loves this movie.) Carnosaur (90's DTV movie that manages to rip off Jurrasic Park and Alien. Features some of the worst special effects in history, hippies getiing shredded, and Clint Howard telling gross stories to people in a diner.) Super Mario Bros. (I don't care what anybody says: Dennis Hopper as Koopa=awesome.)

Pootie Tang Kung Pow:Enter the Fist Return of the Living Dead 3 Event Horizon Texas Chainsaw Massacre II Dirty Work Joe's Apartment Beyond Re-Animator Agree's with all of these.

11.) Genesis-Calling All Stations You think Genesis with Phil Collins as the focus sucks? Well, they suck harder without him believe it or not. Here, the band tries to combine their pop success with their art-rock genius of the 70's. The end result? An over polished, over indulgent, synth heavy (in the bad sense), and horrible songs like "Congo" and "Small Talk." I remember being a teenager, and one of my mom's friends talking about how bad it is, and the Daily Show making fun of it. That's the only good that came out of it. 10.) Butthole Surfers-The Weird Revolution I love the Butthole Surfers. There 80's albums are the most disturbing Psychedelic Rock albums ever recorded. This 2001 however, almost makes you forget those great moments. Filled with generic Beck soundalikes, bland industrial rock/trip hop mixes, none of the awesome guitar work of Leary, and a song produced by Kid Rock of all people. (So for those who were wondering were Kid Rock was in this countdown, here you go.) 09.) The Clash-Cut the Crap Crap indeed. After Mick Jones left the Clash, Joe Strummer (may he R.I.P.) tried to do an album that sounded like old punk-quick and to the point. The album itself doesn't cut it (pun intened), as it sounds like a bad parody of punk. It also sounds formullaic, boring, and lyrically horrendous. This was the last Clash album also, though Strummer went to do much better things.

Good news Monster Squad fans: It's coming to DVD on July 24th

Talent Point | Process Control Automation | Power Rangers | Loans | Secured Loans | Myspace Graphics | Mortgage Power Rangers?

I have no problem with you, so no, you are cool in my book.

Spiderman's at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Judas Priest-Turbo 14.) Judas Priest-Turbo Priest try 80's pop metal. As you'd expect, it goes wrong. "Turbo Lover" is pretty embarrising (and their gayest song ever-yes, even gayer than "Ram it Down"), and the album ends up sounding like Poison recording a Judas Priest tribute album instead of a Judas Priest album. It's also another album trying to keep up with then modern trends (in this case, pop metal) and sounds incredibly dated, from the synth guitar to corny attempts at anthems. 13.) Van Halen-Van Halen III Remember when Gary Cherone from Extreme was the frontman for Van Halen? If you do, then I'm sorry that I had to bring that up. Everything from the generic 90's album cover, poor attempts at political commentary (Yeah Eddie, you stick it to the man!), songs that sound too much like redo's of past Van Halen songs, a bland rhythm section, and worst of all, generic guitar riffs from Eddie-yes, you read that right-is horrible. This was also the last studio album from Van Halen, and not the best way to go. 12.) Depeche Mode-Songs of Faith and Devotion Live In spite what some will tell you, Songs of Faith and Devotion is a pretty good album. It's not their best one, and there are a few clunkers ("Get Right With Me" and "One Caress"), but it's still good. The follow up release six months later, is basically a live version of that album. It's a pretty bad album, with Dave Gahan sounding ragged and uninterested, to the failed attempts at giving the songs some extra muscle, to the bland live instrumentation, the whole album is a clunker. At least they followed it up with Ultra, which is their most underrated album. This is still pretty bad, and the worst album they rever recorded.

"They rode into a white man's town...bringing black man's law!"

New Clips Up. I love the one of Robert Carlyle running from the infected.

I saw quite a bit of promotion for it, but I could tell from the get go that it was going to bomb.

Some old Rockabilly and Afro-Cuban Jazz is great for the summer. Also, a bunch of old Surf Rock and some funk and Soul. Oh, and Pharcyde's Bizzare Ride 2 The Pharcyde

I'm actually suprised "The Condemned" even cracked the top 10. I am suprised "The Invisible" did as good as it did, since I didn't see that much promotion for it.

Ugh...

Majesty Crush-"No. 1 Fan"

Good to see others beside me like the guys work. If we're talking earlier material, try Hole and Nail (both under the Scraping Foetus off the Wheel name). As for newer material, try Flow, Love (both as Foetus) and Ectopia (as Steroid Maximus). All those are his best albums IMO.

Manorexia-The Radiolarian Ooze I bought it off J.G. "Foetus" Thirlwells website (its the only place you can get it). I'll most likely be getting it in the mail soon, and if I like it enough, I'll get Volvox Turbo next. I'm pretty much obsessed with the guy's music, though I seem to be the only fan of the guys work who posts here.

From what I've heard, the movie is really bad. It doesn't give Stone Cold that much to work with, and it becomes really preachy with an anti-violence message. That's right, WWE Films is telling you that violence is wrong. Isn't their next movie supposed to be a Western staring HHH and Undertaker?

-I must see this movie.

Spiderman 3, Shrek the 3rd, Harry Potter, and POTC will make the most money, that's for sure. Spiderman is the only one of those 4 I'm interested in seeing. I never liked the Shrek or POTC movies. Rush Hour 3 will make some money, but I don't see it being a big enough draw. It's been awhile since we've seen Jackie Chan in a movie, and it's been a while since we had a Rush Hour Movie. I see the same happening to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Bourne Ultimatum will probably do better, as will Evan Almighty. The Simpsons movie will do good, but not great. Of all the movies getting released this summer, this one isn't getting as much hype as I thought it would. 28 Weeks Later won't make the top spot, but it will make enough to warrent a third sequal (which is already being planned. Boyle apparently wants it to be a trilogy. I like this idea. I know that they aren't technically zombies, but I like the idea something like the Living Dead trilogy for a new generation.) Hostel II and Invasion will do alright, but not great. As of late, R-rated horror seems to be losing momentum (see the fact that Grindhouse tanked, and Disturbia is doing better than Vacancy) Also, interesting fact: Invasion is actually the 3rd remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers to be made so far. Ratatouille will do great. Whether or not it will do better than Shrek doesn't matter to me, since it will most likely be better. Halloween and Knocked Up will definately be the big sleeper hits of the year. Halloween in particular, since it's Rob Zombe doing something new with Michael Myers, which good or bad, is definately of interest to horror fans and the general movie going public. The big problem is that Rob has yet to have a big Box Office hit, which Judd Apatow has had. Superbad will end up being the Harold and Kumar of this summer: It won't do great in the Box Office, but it will get good word of mouth. I agree that Transformers will go the way of Hulk: it will take the top spot in it's first week, but then plummet. Fantastic Four 2 will do good, though Nancy Drew will most likely do just ok.

Arnold's got ho's.

17.) DJ Shadow-The Outsider I love DJ Shadow. The albums Endtroducing and The Private Press pretty much define instrumentqal Hip-Hop. When I heard he was going to experiment with Hyphy and other styles, I was willing to give him the shadow (no pun intended) of a doubt. The end result is an absolute disaster, and the worst album that was released last year. Complete with bad U2 and Coldplay immitations, now played out attempts at sample-ridden instrumentals, and well, even fucking Q-Tip can't save it. 16.) Black Sabbath-Never Say Die! The last Sabbath studio album with Ozzy, Never Say Die! should have been called Pull The Plug. Full of bloated attempts at Prog-Rock , a generally disjointed feeling, a song ("Breakout") with saxaphone that goes nowhere, and Ozzy and the band sound unentusiastic. In other words, you can tell they don't want to be around one another. 15.) Black Sabbath-Forbidden The last Black Sabbath studio album, this is their worst. It features Ernie C (of Body Count fame), it features a duet with Ice-T (I'm not making this up), bad attempts at Power Metal, one of the worst Metal Ballads ever recorded ("Can't Get Close Enough"), and even sees Tony Iommi recycling a riff from one of his own songs. The album itself should be "Forbidden." LOL GET IT!?!? Ok, i'll shut up now.

Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel-"Throne of Agony"