Gary Floyd

Luther the Geek-I've seen it on video before, now it's finally gotten an dvd release. Inspite of the goofy cover art, and the fact that the killer clucks like a chicken (he's a geek, as in he bites off the heads of chickens) this is a suprisingly dark, effective horror film, with small elements of black humor

I'll never look at their song "Push It" the same way again, I'll tell ya that much

Well, it's been a while, but here's this weeks installment. Sorry, I've been really busy as of late, but hey, better late then never. -The French Horror Film "Haute Tension" will unfortunately be released dubbed, with an R rating instead of the uncut, undubbed version I reported on earlier. -Natalie Portman has upset those of the Jewish faith by kissing actor Aki Avni in the shadow of sacred site the Western Wall in Jerusalem, in her native Isreal. The kiss is part of a new movie of hers, called "Free Zone" -As I reported in the upcoming DVD's thread, Stuart Gordons 1987 film "Dolls" will get a DVD release sometime this year. Also, Gordon's 1986 film "From Beyond" will be released in '06, with a great amount of special features being promised. -Naomi Campbell has blamed use of Cocaine for her recently bad temper. Maybe she should also blame it on her failed early 90's singing career, including doing backing vocals for the film "Cool as Ice" -Scarlett Johansson was thrilled to work as a voice on the "Spongebob Squarepants" movie-because she used to have a massive crush on David Hasslehoff -The Great, late Hunter S. Thompson will have his ashes blasted across his estate by keeping in his final wishes. Speaking of Thompson, you should read "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail", which was done for Rolling Stone in '72, back when it actually meant shit. -Movie bosses are threatening to take legal action against those who post photos and spoilers of the upcoming "Star Wars" prequal on their websites. Didn't this already happen back in '02 and in '99? -Rob Zombie's film "The Devil's Rejects" has been moved up to a July 22nd release date -The new, extended trailer for the "Amotyville Horror" remake is now up and running on http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/the...illehorror.html -Anchor Bay UK will be releasing the cult Australian horror film "Razorback" on DVD April 11th, with no word yet on US DVD release -And finally, RIP Sandra Dee, star of such films of Gidgett, and wife of singer Bobby Darrin. She was 62

JBL. I think we really need a new champion, but please, anyone but Cena.

I'll bet ya it's Lawler (come on, don't be suprised if Jerry has an affair)

Fred Durst? Home Made Porn? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Great, first Joanie, now this! Believe me, the last thing that the world needs right now is Fred Durst naked

Well, seems Orton's getting himself a bit of an ego. Maybe the WWE shouldn't have spent so much time with him as an top contender Since it's Taker vs. Orton at Mania, what's Kane going to do, chokeslam Pete Rose again?

Who (Is Maven) (It's the "Who" character and Maven) HakuMaven Maven Kane Maven is a Real Man's Man Maven Pac Big Daddy Cool Maven T.L. Maven Maven "The Masterpiece" Masters "The Narcasist" Lex Maven

The girls would have to be Christy and any other new diva coming in Then it will turn out that Kane slept with the two divas.Then he'll french kiss the two divas simultaniously while the fans chant "He's Hardcore!"

Woa, that's from the creators of "Cowboy Bebop?" Bebop's one of my all time faves. All the sudden, I feel betrayed Good to see someone else here hates Gundam Here are the anime shows on Adult Swim I've liked Cowboy Bebop (fact: I own the same breed of dog) Lupin III FLCL Super Milk Chan GITS: Stand alone Complex Oh, and don't get me started on "Inuyasha" I hate that show more then anything else that's been on Adult Swim. Yes, even more then "Baby Blues" and "The Ripping Friends"

Gah, I hated "Blue Gender". I tried to get into it, I really did, but I thought it was too boring and serious. How anyone can fuck up a show with giant killer bugs is beyond me, but they sure did there. I also hated "Wolf's Rain". It was a bunch of highschool kid level philosophies on life that you'd find on a livejournal with a plot that would make furries and otherkin type losers squeel in delight

If you're goinf to do an angsty wrestling stable, then you have to add Heidenreich. Have him move to Raw, and let him read poetry that deals with things like self mutilation or dead butterflies, or whatever the kids write about these days

I don't care what's on the tapes, or if Bush smoked pot. I just hope he says something like "Boobies" on the tapes

Well, it should be better than that anti-meat documentary Alec "I Lost all My Integrity as an actor after being in the "Cat in the Hat Movie" That Raped everyones Childhood, and made lovecraft231 lose even more faith in humanity" Baldwin was going to do called "The Meat You Eat"

My Brother loves this movie Oh, and it's definately going in my "Top 10 Comedies that Deserve More Love" list, that I'll get to posting eventually

Dear god, they're continuing this god-awful feud. Who the hell did Booker piss off to get stuck facing Heidenrape? Maybe their feud will play off Booker's criminal record, and it will be Booker vs. Heidenreich in a "Don't Drop the Soap" match at Mania

Maybe Heidenreich should be the next Doink

Blink 182 goes on a hiatus And I give a resounding "So?"

You gotta add Magnum Tokyo. And Kwee Wee. Or even Billy and Chuck

I'll give him this much: He does a full nelson, and I haven't seen one of those in a while now. Other then that...Yea, he sucks. He's a HOSS BY GOD, but short one

That's insulting to Beavis

Well, if anything, TGTTM and SMC are really dividing shows. Some people, hate their guts, others love them. I'm in the latter category. My favorite episode of TGTTM would have to the one where they try to re-create an old theme park. Any episode that has Patton Oswald as an insane man named Zynx ("If they Have Lower Prices Then Us, WE'LL CRUSH THEM! I mean, we'll equal that price") is great. As for my favorite SMC episode, I'd have to say the one where the President (of everything) accidentally launches a missle. Repetative, weird humor at it's best. Plus, the Presidents dream of the Klan beheading him via guillotine (saying "Hit It!") had me rotflmao

If anything, I'm not too impressed with Chris Masters. He seems like a shorter version of a HOSS BY GAWD, and is really green. At least he has a full nelson as a finisher. Haven't seen that move in ages. Also, there were two matches where an enziguri was almost no sold.

Funny, but no Dinosaur Comics http://www.qwantz.com/ Exciting! Sexy! Fuuuck....

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