Gary Floyd

Best Horror Movie: Let the Right One In. Honerable Mention: Inside, The Lost, The Signal, Stuck, Splinter, Teeth, Eden Lake, The Strangers, Machine Girl, Tokyo Gore Police, Cloverfield, Dance of the Dead, Doomsday. Worst Horror Movie: The Happening. Honerable Mention: Prom Night (remake-also, a PG-13 slasher flick? Really?), One Missed Call (remake), Shutter (remake), Rest Stop 2, Otto: Or up With Dead People, Cthulhu, Funny Games, Feast II, Untraceable. Most Disappointing: Tie between Mother of Tears and Diary of the Dead. Honerable mention goes to The Ruins, Cthulhu, Blindness, Rogue, My Name Is Bruce. Best Kill: Mom and son kick the bucket (Machine Girl) Honerable mention goes to Head exploding shotgun blast (Frontier(s)), Scissor Stabbing (Inside), accidentally shooting friend in the head (The Strangers), Amish Scythe Suicide (Diary of the Dead) Most Cringe Worthy Scene: Scissors cock stab (Inside), Tendon removal (Frontier(s)), actually, most of Inside, "Just like Sharon Tate..." (The Lost), Deep fired hand (Machine Girl) Goriest Movie: Tie between Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police. Best Actor: Mark Senter (The Lost), A.J. Bown (Signal) Best Actress: Lina Leandersson (Let The Right One In), Beatrice Dalle (Inside) Best Cast: The Lost. Honerable Mention: Stuck. Best Villain: Ray Pye (Mark Senter) in The Lost. Honerable mention goes to The Woman (Beatrice Dalle) in Inside, Lewis Denton (A.J. Bowen) in The Signal, The Strangers in The Strangers. Best Independent Horror Movie: The Lost. Honerable Mention goes to The Signal, Stuck, Splinter, Teeth, Dance of the Dead. Best Foreign Horror Movie: Let The Right One In. Honerable Mention goes to Eden Lake, Machine Girl, Tokyo Gore Police. Best Hollywood Horror: The Strangers. Honerable Mention goes to Cloverfield and Doomsday. Most Pleasant Suprise: Dance of the Dead Guilty Pleasure: Doomsday Best Quote: "Because you were home." (The Strangers)

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Enslaved are awesome. Isa is one of my favorite metal albums of the past 8 years. I haven't heard the new one yet, but if I like it enough, it will make my year end list.

Agreed. Also I could care less for Rob Zombie's dialog is just the worst. If I was in the 5th grade I would have gotten a kick out of the stuff at the beginning of the movie at the breakfast fable. "Blah blah, I'll skull fuck you." But ok, whatever The dialog worked better in "The Devil's Rejects" (which is also a much better movie) because those characters are suppossed to be white trash killers. When I think of Michael Myers, "white trash" is the last thing that comes to mind. Back on topic, it really looks like this is going to be a combination of "Friday the 13th" 1 & 2. That's a good thing, IMO.

Not at all.

To the A.V. club-you are terrible at explaining why you love these albums. Also, ugh, "Hipster Hop"? Really? At least I have least essential to look forward too (those are usually pretty good.)

I've been listening to Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane and Witchcraft's self titled. That Witchcraft album is great.

Mr. Rant would approve of this thread I assure you. King of amazing posts that Rantster! Seriously, how do you keep this act up?

I still love that EHME's name was changed to "Freddie Mercury."

It was a combination of taking forever to come out, egomania, the song "Oh My God", and unspectacular leaks and demos.

Or, you can just watch it here:

I don't know why, but this amuses me.

Thievery Corporation are still around? Wow. That Metallica video was actually pretty good.

That reminds me of another thing: His member titles are terrible. "Back in Sac...Ramento!" You can tell JPopStarKami sucks even without reading that post. You know how? The name.

He ran out of "Gay Points."

My brain hurts.

That remeinds me: I hate his avatar. In fact, I hate it when anyone uses a picture of thenselves as an avatar. If you are going to show us what you look like, then there's a "Post a Picture of Yourself" thread in Love, Sex, and Dating. Otherwise, don't use it as an avatar. That goes to NoCalMike too: nobody wants to see your mug everytime you post.

Now what would make you think that? Here's a newsflash Enigma: Michael Cole is not newsworthy you fucking dolt.

Back on topic, I like the new poster, or at least the tagline.

Everytime I see this, I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. It sums up JN News to a T though.

Thread of the Year-I Banned Choken One-While Hawk didn't deserve to be banned, it did give us an awesome meltdown from Matt Young. And you have no right. Worst Thread Of The Year-Election 2008-I actually started this, though again, I had no idea it would turn into what it became: Marney's return (complete with racism and xenophobia!), Marvin sucking up to Glenn Beck and blantantly derailing the thread, Jerk's issues with women and "Obama will fix everything" mentality, NoCalMike's stupidity-the list goes on really. Folder of the Year-NHB, since The Music Folder isn't too active lately. Feud of the Year-Dandy vs. Matt Young. Worst Poster-Oh where do I begin. I could go with Chazz, but I don't want him bitching at me. Brody's not worst material, though his gimmick (though nothing new) has run it's course. EHME has toned it down, so yeah, no worst for him. I'm going to say it's a tie between Marvin and the now Banned Deon. With Deon's banning, look at this as a lifetime achievement award so to speak. Marvin was just unbearable this year though, racheting the gimmick up, and annoying everyone. He knows he annoys people, and crosses the line between idiotic and blatant trolling. Funniest Poster-A tie between Czech and Kinetic. KOAB can be pretty funny when he's not trying too hard.

I'm sure this man (probably) has something better to do than Vlogs. ADmittingly, they are better than regular Vlogs.

To be fair, Dave Mustaine is a tool.