Admin Mike pissed off the cool kids, so they built a new tree fort with a new secret password. Not everyone here was worthy of the decoder ring though, so the kids that don't sit at the right lunch table weren't invited. Or something like that.
That's good stuff. As a Red Wings fan, I don't get much of that anymore. They get into so few fights, then lose them anyways.
Oh yeah, fights are bad. Ban it and stuff.