PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I watched The Royal Tenenbaums a couple days ago and now I can't stop listening to "These Days"

I want to frame this and hang it on my wall.

Hey guys hope you enjoy this incredibly banal story filled with names that mean absolutely nothing to you!

As far as basketball fashion goes, current NBA uniforms are nowhere near as bad as those new wave get ups that Nike's trying to force into the college game. Skin-tight jerseys plus shorts that billow like gauchos. Yuck.

Actually I read that shit like three years ago. Also, I started War & Peace last night. Holding that thing is hell on my weak, girlish hands.

I majored in English thinking it would teach me how to make money, but all we did was read stupid old books! WTF???!? Total waste of tuition. Would not recommend.

Haha. Yeah. Fuck a broad liberal arts education. Let's all go to trade school!

She wears them as leggings.

Unban Hotbutter Spoontoaster.

I got that War & Peace translation for Christmas. I'll probably start reading it sometime soon. Wish me luck!

Prediction: At some point in the next month the Bulls will make a trade for Eddy Curry.

2-page Leena thread.

I impress girls by telling them about Ultimate Communism.

I'm a woman, I'm 40. is a pretty great username.

Umbrella's not really as good of a song as past "hey we like pop music too!" inclusions. I mean, it's all right, but it's not on the level of, like, "My Love" or "Hey Ya." It seems like they just said, "Well, it was the biggest pop song of the year. Guess we better put it in the top 5!" It's not even the best "mainstream" song on the list.

The best album of 2008 is probably going to be The Teenagers' debut.

lol

Whoa. This is sweet as heck.

All her songs sound sound like outtakes from the Magnolia soundtrack.

Quite a schnoz.

haha no you didn;t

I am physically repulsed by pictures of luke-o. ughh

I take back what I said here. After a few more listens the second half has revealed itself to be just about on par with the first. Even the RZA song isn't the total embarrassment I first thought it was.

That's some pretty impressive sentence construction.

I think the best outcome of this would be that somebody from YTMND discovers it and tries to capitalize on FTW Moving like they did with ORLY Moving, but this wouldn't end up being funny. How old are you now? That whole Taz "FTW" thing goes back to like 1999. You're still treasuring a fake belt from ECW? Stop hating, guys. Dude just wants to have some Russo-esque laughs during the work day. Is there really anything wrong with that?