PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Well then maybe he should have just left the blood splatters so people wouldn't get confused!

Take the flaming to The Chocolate Socket, please. This folder is for ill-informed political opinions and pointless arguing.

Blonde Redhead is named after a DNA song and Pretty Girls Make Graves is named after a Smiths song. I've never heard a song by either of those bands and don't really ever intend to. fake edit: Oh yeah. Radiohead is named after a Talking Heads song. I guess they're pretty good.

Has there ever been a good band named after a song? I can't think of any.

It would have been fine if the blood splatters hadn't mysteriously disappeared halfway through the shot, thus revealing the fact that it wasn't actually a continuous single shot but actually two (or more) digitally edited together to look like one.

That's pretty much dead on. Just like in Iraq. We're in a war over there, we kill a recently injured Iraqi who was responsible for a few Marines deaths earlier in the day, and the Marine who killed the Iraqi is in the brig now. Ridiculousness. Preciseley. The only feasible option is to authorize military personel to shoot Mexicans and Iraqis on sight with no questions asked. That'll stop 'em.

Haha. No you won't.

Champions, Bitches. HOW BOUT THEM GATORS!!!!

In volleyball, stupid joke on my part.

This thread should have been closed after Leena's post.

Yes, I agree with you. Grossness, as I pointed out in the actual thread. I really don't understand why people find that stuff arousing. But ass-to-mouth and double anal are simply delightful and totally arousing. I know there's nothing I like to see more than some young slut's asshole stretched out beyond all recognition.

Hahahaha

Let's have a serious discussion regarding our ideal masturbatory aide. Also: Ughh.

I don't know what I'd do if I had a last name like McGarrigle. Probably go into the recording business, too. I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to make an honest living with a name like that. McGarrigle.

Hey Slayer, I'd just like to thank you for keeping a close eye on the different "posting styles" of various members here. Have you thought about compilling your research into an easy-to-use guide of some sort? Like a "TSM posting styles" wiki, or something. That'd be real helpful.

Nah. A lot of those in-shape soccer moms are quite a bit more attractive than Fergie.

I actually thought the Zuckerman-centric stuff at the beginning was was the most interesting part of the book. It was when he fully switched over to telling the Swede's story that I started to lose interest.

I was actually looking for a messageboard geared towards intelligent African-Americans. One small typo lead me here. Haha,

Random URL entry.

I don't think I "get" Philip Roth. I found American Pastoral to be pretty dull (except for that part where he uses absurdly florid prose to describe a girl sticking her fingers up her cooter. That was cool). Portnoy's Complaint was really funny in places, but I though it was kinda slight overall. Maybe I'm just not Jewish enough?

I dunno, bro. Putting a quote about yourself in your signature is a pretty obnoxious thing to do.

Neutral Milk Hotel - "Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2"

The hyperdefensive crouch that all of the Boardum people assume when someone insults one of them or The Pit is pretty amusing.