PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

But having your post count set to a negative number is basically the same thing as (and maybe even worse than) getting banned. So it all works out in the end.

I used to feel that way. I mean I liked "Losing My Edge" and "Beat Connection," but I never really saw what all the fuss over the two "Yeah"s was about and the full-length left me feeling a little cold. But 45:33 is just miles beyond anything else Murphy's done thus far and blows pretty much everything else in electronic/dance music out of the water in terms of compositional breadth and creativity.

That Decemberists album was really disappointing and kinda not good. For the first time a lot of Colin Meloy's tics felt forced and unnatural. Also, someone really should have put a stop to those misguided/embarassing attempts at prog-rock and metal. Oof. Anyway, my list: 1. Clipse - Hell Hath No Fury 2. Joanna Newsom - Ys 3. LCD Soundsystem - 45:33 4. The Fiery Furnaces - Bitter Tea 5. T.I. - King 6. The Knife - Silent Shout 7. Lily Allen - Alright, Still 8. TV on the Radio - Return to Cookie Mountain 9. DJ Drama & Lil Wayne - Dedication 2 10. Liars - Drum's Not Dead Honorable Mentions: Belle & Sebastian - The Life Pursuit, Ghostface Killah - Fishscale, Hot Chip - The Warning

That's certainly something to be proud of.

I read Mallard Fillmore every day. Bruce Tinsley always tells it like it is and really sticks it to those ivory tower liberal elites.

The only Oprah Book Club book I've ever bought is Anna Karenina. Luckily the Oprah logo on that was a wrap-around sleeve that I was able to easily remove before making the purchase.

The Royal Tenebaums reminds me a lot of Infinite Jest for some reason. Maybe it's the tennis.

Diary Of A Madman shouldn't be allowed to have Wire shit in his avatar/sig. The show deserves better than that.

From what I've heard of it it doesn't seem to be the total shit-brick that a lot of people seem to be making it out to be. It's definitely not up to the standards of the Reasonable Doubt/Blueprint/Black Album troika, though. In related news, the Jay-Z/Nas collaboration "Black Republicans" finally hit the net today. It improbably lives up to just about every expectation you could possibly have for it. Goddamn.

I wonder what happens if you accidentally send that to an ugly girl.

Wait. How has this thing gone two pages without a single mention of the 'Ignition' remix? Does anyone even care about the non-remix version of that song?

That 12-minute remix of 'One Blood' with 24 rappers on it that came out yesterday is pretty great.

that girl is pretty cute.

Is it just me or is that actually a depressing break-up album? It seems pretty obvious to me but I haven't read a single review that even mentions the possibility. They're all just like, 'Oh there go the Friedbergers being crazy and wacky again!'

I kinda like that album. "Slavin' Away" might be my favorite Fiery Furnaces song.

Books about giant, shape-shifting spiders really tug at my heartstrings. That shit's fuckin real, man.

People who say Pynchon is all head and no heart really aren't that good at reading Pynchon. Gravity's Rainbow has some of the most moving scenes I've ever encountered in literature.

There's a huge difference between a popular uprising and having a foreign power invade. Seriously. Can some people honestly not understand that, or are they just being deliberately obtuse?

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex!!!!! PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.....and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this wont repost

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He looks like a pretty big tool in the "non-doctored" photo, too.

A punishment worse than death.

Rick Santorum lol http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111...006-728120.html

But there wouldn't be bombs or suicide bombings or insurgent attacks if we hadn't invaded.

Ahahaha. Is this scarsam?