PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Look at all those posts that I'm never going to read.

Okay this has to be some kind of joke or something. I mean, come on

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who did u flam?

Look at these guys. How can anyone take them seriously? I mean, jeez.

I picked this up for 9.99 at Best Buy today. I like it. Not as much as pitchfork did, though.

I agree. I actually think that 'Wolf Notes' works fine as a closer but, yeah, '1917' would have been better.

Cam'ron spitting hot fire over the "Dreams" beat on Rap City http://youtube.com/watch?v=c6n1I8EZ02I.

Except no major public figure on the left has ever actually said that. Some jerkoff at an anti-war rally != Jerry Falwell.

I only really like the songs that Neko Case sings on. The rest are kinda meh.

I can't stop listening to "Feel Good Hit of the Summer" by Queens of the Stone Age

C.R.E.A.M

A girl that I would like to have sex with loves it.

Oh, thank God!

I agree with this statement. Though, if push came to shove, I'd probably give "What You Know" a slight edge. Those synths just destroy.

Liquid Swords is better than 36 Chambers.

"Well arn't you the fountain of wisdom" ~ Ashley "HA No, maybe the fountain of sarcasm and bullshit! and I intend to pass it on!" ~ Kelley "You never know you may just trip over some sarcasm and bullshit walking down the street" ~ Kelley "Ok, and if I find it I know who to give it to" ~ Ashley "A Quaint Little Drinking Ship... With a Slight Sailing Problem." ~ Windjammer Barefoot Cruises are the BEST! "Wait is this water or milk?" ~ Julie "Well where do you keep your water?" ~ Christa "Um, well we keep ours in the faucet" ~ Kelley "Where did that road kill think it was going?" ~ Christa "I'm stuck in the mud! NO really guys, I am!" ~ Jessie "Jessie, (subtitles) means it's gonna be in another language, like cantaneese, dumbass!" ~ Kel "Go Big Or Go Home" "This shit is Christa, C-H-R-I-S-T-A,! You do realize you just called youself shit right?" "Christa is the master of the world" ~As said by Christa, this really dose make the campfire smoke go the other way, try it, it works! "Just because she is underage doesn't mean shes interested" ~ Said by Tam's maid of honor, directed at their drunk friend, refering to me. Fun times at Tam's rehearsal dinner! "I'm in a band" "FIYAAA" 1 "That shit was shit, but this shit is that shit!!!" 2 "The Don" 3 "German carnies rock" 4 "Whoopee Cushion" 5 "That is Okay" 6 "Food/Drink, ya thats it, thats a catagory you idiot" ~ All said by Anthony and/or Josh at some point while in Germany * oh and how can i forget - MULLETS- we only saw like 500 of them!

That's beautiful.

Wait for the best friend who calls you bitch instead of your name. Who will hold ur hair back when you've had too much to drink, but take pictures so you'll never live it down. Who will sleep in a different room when u wanna have someone over to get your freak on. Wait for the friend who will tell you that one piece of cake after dinner wont hurt. Who laughs at you when you're dancing with the creepiest person at the bar, Who yells "KEG STAND!" Who staggers home from the bar with you at 2 AM or Who guides you home from the bar at 12 when you've had waaay too much to drink. Who tries to take care of you when your trashed, when they are just as trashed and probably just making it worse. Who thinks you look amazing whether you've had 1 drink or 6. Who believes that your honestly the weirdest person shes ever met, but she loves you for it. And the one who turns to her friends, points at the idiot dancing on top of the table and yells.......... "That's her!" *TO MY GIRLS:...here's to the shit we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, to havin' each others back, to the next morning gettin' the facts, downin' the beers and spillin' the tears...we'll stay together through the years* 10.11.2004

Girls who act like that only irritate me when they're not really hot. Weird.

Kill yourself before you become a burden on your loved ones!!

There seems to be an awful lot of genuine anger in this post.

Joe Franklin raped me