EL BRUJ0

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^faggy goth bitch

+1~!

<--*is stalking CWM*

Man, fuck RoyalBlue. Fuck him right up his asshole.

fuk j00

n0p3

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Man, fuck Jennifer Aniston. It's all about that sexy beast, Joey.

<---*has never lost his manmilk by masturbation*

The fuck is em0?

You know what works for me? Actually coming inside a pussy. You guys should try it, it's great.

You folks are going to exceed this thread's quota for gheyness. Shut the fuck up already.

This thread is ghey.

The hemorrhoids? That's not what I've been told.

Bumped, cause there some murderous urges out there that don't need repressing.

The first post is the textbook definition of ghey.

Holy mother of ghey fucks! This was more pathetic than seeing two six year-olds trying to fuck. Even if they could figure out what organ goes in what orifice, they'd still wouldn't be able to cum.

There's no better feeling than being the first to poke out someone's brown eye. Nothing like having your throbbing member stretching the sphincter on a tight, never been cornholed before, anus. It's not everyday that you'll have the privilege of ramming that phallus on a just opened for business, hershey highway. So in short, fucking assholes.

Straight hair that looks black or dark brown that goes down to the middle of my back. It was to my waist about 6 months ago, but I cut it to my shoulders. Every couple of years I get tired of it being so long, so I cut it and let it grow out again. I'm pretty sure if I had never got it cut (was to my waist in 1997), then it would be to my ankles by now.

No Cradle of Filth?

Nah, the $30 was what you paid for a testicle paste-filled anus. Piss wasn't the only thing on your underoo's.

Meh. It's no Shitty List.

Actually, the folder was being cleaned out of all the filth from UGS circle jerk sessions. Figures you would call leftover spunk, from mental institute rejects, "good". Let's see what the awesome chave considers great... disturbed female from (shudders) Texas, models himself after a shitty, f-level sit-com character, infant-eater with shite taste in music (nickelback), sexually perverted drug abuser, Trekkie fan boy with no penis, filthy cat lover with a watersport fetish, bad poetic homosexual in denial misspelling pothead propaganda spewing racist arrogant egomaniac, just like any European and who was it that did the most hanging off said poster's nuts, hmm? Yes, because I've awoken from nightmare filled sleeps, drenched from the sweat of my terror striken body, just at the mere thoughts of the terrible and evil direction this folder has been forced to take. As opposed to the pure golden nuggets of wisdom expelled from your glorious colon. We all can't have our fingers on the pulse of the hip, like you. So, is this what this little rant is all about? Recruiting members into your newly established sexual deviancy, till one day the whole board is bursting with chaveosexuals out of its closets? You sick fuck. Please stop wasting mines.