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I'm sure that Steve Austin will beat out that blue-chipper Rocky Miavia for the New Sensation award! [/1997]

Shane is going grey.

I for some reason read this while hearing Frank Welker's Megatron voice. Its quite hilarious. Just thought I'd share this in my beloved drunkeness. To MillenniumMan831:

I actually tried to find Hulk/Zeus on YT, but to no luck.

Shes in that chatroom now and so far its OMG BETH I LUV U~!!!11111!

He's already been to TN. He protested at the highschool where four cheereaders died in a horriffic car accident and said that everyone in the state will rot in hell. I dont know what the hell we did wrong, but we're all going to hell because Fred Phelps said so.

So are you all going to be in the chat?

What happened, Pit posters, did your balls drop off?

I have no issues with the angle if it means that Edge is back. Why did Edge take time off anyway? Was he hurt or just wanted to take a vacation? He was on Between The Ropes last month and said that he asked for time off. He also based his out-of-control character leading up to his match with Taker at SS on The Joker.

I wonder if they ask him about Benoit.

Brody, what is your opinion on the Bruiser Brody murder case?

Could you imagine just looking at the nomination sheet? Best Actor in a Leading Role My Left Foot: The Story of Christy Brown (1989) - Daniel Day-Lewis Born on the Fourth of July (1989) - Tom Cruise Dead Poets Society (1989) - Robin Williams (I) Driving Miss Daisy (1989) - Morgan Freeman (I) No Holds Barred (1989) - Hulk Hogan

So I was ringing up a customer tonight...it was a woman. I can usually tell if someone is a bitch or someone is nice and and I could tell she was a bitch. All of the sudden I heard this sound and it was a sound of someone who was about to vomit or was choking on something. I look up to see whats wrong and after two seconds of staring at this kid who is making these horrible sounds, the bitch informs me that he's retarded, he cant help it, and told me not to stare (and she said this in a hateful manner). I said that I was sorry and kept ringing up her stuff. But that really pissed me off. I had never seen them before so how the fuck was I supposed to know if he was choking or he was retarded? She probably helped cause his condition by smoking and drinking while she was pregnant anyway. Fucking bitch. And that ends my alcoholic rant.

I remember on a WWF telecast, Gorilla Monsoon said that there was talk of the Hulkster getting an Oscar nomination for NHB. ... Fuck the Academy for not making this happen.

I think my favorite match that jobber won was Hector Garza beating Scott Hall on Nitro.

Its a shame that Desmond Llewelyn wont be playing Q if they ever bring the character back:

Awesome, I've always wanted a T-Rex as a pet: We have a T-Rex!

Thats a great line. I'd put that in my sig but im to lazy.

I was surprised to find out that Gorilla was voted Worst Television Announcer six times (1985, 1991–1995) by the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.

Didnt the "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!" guy find this board and actually made a few posts shortly after that video started popping up on YT?

Heenan and Monsoon must have had a great time doing commentary. I'm surprised Monsoon was able to keep the straight face while doing all of this with Heenan.

His shoots on other wrestlers are hilarious: HTM on Dynamite Kid: HTM on Jake Roberts (and the guitar shot): HTM on Dusty Rhodes: HTM (w/ Greg Valentine) on The Hart Foundation

Don't be a hater, he had an awesome year. Its a shame that The Soloist was moved to next year. It wouldve been a great cap off to see Downey get an Oscar nomination.

Have they found any motive as to why he lynched himself? It's odd to be at a party and then hours later become so depressed that you hang yourself.

In no particular order: Rock vs. Austin - WM 17 Triple H vs. Cactus Jack - RR 00 Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker - NM 02 Eddie Guerrero vs. JBL - JD 04 HHH vs. HBK vs. Chris Benoit - WM 20 Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit - RR 03 Kurt Angle vs. HBK - WM 21 HHH vs. Austin - NWO 01 Austin vs. Kurt Angle - Summerslam 01 Batista vs HHH - Vengance 05 Just missed the cut: Brock Lesnar vs. Eddie Guerrero - NWO 04 HHH vs. Flair - Taboo Tuesday HBK vs. Flair - WM 24 Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker - NWO 06 Randy Orton vs. Cactus Jack - Backlash 04 Edge vs. Mick Foley - WM 22