UZI Suicide

Oh, I understand the story arc. I just don't care about it. It's weak. Foley's little fascination with Melina started as a "wink, wink", I can be funny on the Internet and curry favor from the smarks, too. The only problem is...it was overrated as fuck and nobody gave a damn about it in the first place. Foley erred, here. The liaison that Foley has with Melina reminds me of all the losers in high school and college who get LJBF'd (Let's just be friends) by the good-looking girls because they were either A) ugly or B) were frustrated chumps or C) dressed like shit. Au Contraire, as Foley is the loser, not Flair. Foley can be Melina's cuddle bitch all he wants, but he's never getting any of that pussy. Flair, the Alpha Male that he is, will get some and then some more while WOOOing after each orgasm. Putting aside the fact that Foley's actual wife is tremendously beautiful. That's the point. Foley is supposed to be that guy. He even said this straight out. The finish was great because it worked much more from a story point then some idiotic uneccesary holy shit bump. If you want senseless bumps, go watch CZW. The finish put over the brutality much more this way then a big bump ever would have. Look at how memorable this match will be despite the lack of a big bump. It was the intensity of the two guys and simplicity of the match that put it over. Almost similar to Blanchard/TA. Sure. Foley's wife is beautiful and way better looking in her prime than 90 percent of all WWE divas. But, Foley's wife is also classy; she is someone who finds male intellect and charm attractive, as opposed to ab definition. With such a storyline, you need a beautiful woman in the vein of Foley's own wife -- someone who neglects to show much skin and doesn't act like an attention whore. Unfortunately, Melina's characterization is that of a whore, attention whore, scantily-clad bimbo who readily shows her body parts to get a rise, if you will. She is grossly miscast for the role of the woman who appeals to Foley on a level that transcends sexuality. Why? Because she (her character, anyway) isn't innocent nor unaware of her power over men -- and those are the female qualities that provoke the protective and nurturing attributes in men. Think back to the promo where Foley mentioned his friend in the porno business, and said even though he's watched her movies before the thing that sticks out to him the most is her work with children in third world countries. Flair said that in his prime he would have nailed Melina and Foley said something along the lines of "that's the difference between you and me, Ric, you see Melina as nothing more than a conquest, to me she's a close friend". Hawk 34 is dead on with the whole point of the feud. Foley showed his human side and Flair has been driven to absolute violence. Melina is what has kept Foley from reverting back to Cactus Jack a la the Triple H feud in 2000 or whenever it was. A totally classy Liz-esque woman would defeat the purpose of it because Flair and his limosine ridin' character would more naturally align with or respect such a woman rather than threatening to beat her senseless with Barbie. You're looking at the Foley/Melina relationship the wrong way. It's not supposed to be sexual, that's why Nitro is still in the picture. It's not even supposed to transcend sexuality. Sexuality doesn't figure into their relationship at all. And pointing out that Melina is aware of her charms over men is pointless because there's been no interaction between her and Foley that has suggested they even flirt. Its not like she's using Foley as a henchman or something. Still makes no sense. So Foley sees something in Melina that Flair doesn't? Ok, that's fine and dandy, but when he is the only one in the world who sees it, then that creates a problem for your viewers. WWE fans have never been given any reason to believe that Melina has a heart of gold hidden under her heelish/slutty ways. And why is she a close friend? What do they have in common? How and when did they become friends? It seems like one day a few months ago, Melina just popped up during a Foley promo and he goes, "Oh yeah, and this is my friend Melina!" Flair-Foley had enough real life bitterness that had built up over the past 10+ years that it didn't need this manufactured nonsense thrown in. In all these weeks leading up to SS, all the talk every week was about how awesome and intense and "real" these Flair-Foley promos seemed, I can't recall anyone saying, "Man this Foley/Melina dynamic sure is rad, I can't wait to see where they go with it!" The WWE took a blood feud that basically writes itself last night and flushed it down the crapper.

I wouldn't mind seeing this card. I'm just wondering what your reasoning was for putting Test and Idol Stevens in the MITB. I haven't seen any of Idol. Is he really that promising? From what I've seen of Idol Stevens he seems to have some talent and tons of charisma, plus he has the look Vince likes. KC James seems really bland and I can see them splitting that team up before too long to get Idol his singles push. As far as Test, I just think the match needs one big guy to pull off some power spots. Powerbombing guys off the ladder or through a table or something. Although as EHME pointed out I forgot Lashley, so you could put Sandman or Dreamer in the MITB instead of Test, then put Lashley in Stevens' place as the power guy.

Main Event: Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan - Self explanatory. WWE Championship: John Cena© vs. Triple H - This was, IMO, one of the better Wrestlemania main events ever and the crowd reaction was insane. I'd like to see them do it again. World Heavyweight Championship: Chris Benoit© vs. Batista - Benoit returns from hiatus as a tweener on a mission to destroy everything in his path to the World Title. After winning it, Batista wins the Royal Rumble and faces him at WM. Interpromotional Match: Edge vs. Undertaker - Edge ends the streak. WWE Tag Team Championship - TLC: The Pitbulls © vs. The Hardy Boyz vs. Kendrick and London - this match would just be FUN. Shawn Michaels vs. Johnny Nitro: Nitro idolizes Michaels and is trying to be the "new HBK", Michaels sees this and takes him under his wing, briefly turning Nitro face.. Nitro quickly turns on him leading to a WM match that Nitro wins. Money In The Bank 3: Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Idol Stevens vs. Sabu vs. Test WWE United States Championship: Ken Doane © vs. Mr. Kennedy - Doane is the heel champion after coming over from RAW and he defends against newly turned face Mr. Kennedy. Interpromotional Match: Sylvester Terkay vs. Umaga - The "unstoppable force" of each show collide. Harry Smith vs. Randy Orton: This storyline pretty much writes itself. ECW World Title Match - Extreme Rules: Big Show © vs. RVD - The biggest match ECW could do besides Angle and RVD, which should happen at their December PPV. Submission Match: Kurt Angle vs. CM Punk - A feud most people want to see becomes a reality.

the fan yelling "ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED" was sadly the highlight of that main event, and the show in general.

LMAO @ RVD pinning Sabu. He's gotta be so stoned right now.

Sting retires Jarrett from TNA in October and takes the belt, faces Christian at the November PPV, then gets destroyed by Joe at the December PPV and bows out of TNA.

I'm going to retire from the internet.

From this week's observer. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not sure how the ratings system goes, but couldn't all of those viewers have tuned out due to the awful Knox/Test debacle that happened a little while prior? I doubt 113,000 people would just say "Oh, fuck this, CM Punk is not my cup of tea!"

ECW is killing everything else on Sci Fi in ratings, so it amazes me that NBC is so concerned about getting RAW guys on there to bring in more ratings. And a big FUCK YOU to Brian Gerwitz.

#8 I can live with that.

My plan is to buy a 360 around Christmas, then buy a PS3 when the price drops in a year or so.

What these bitches want from a nigga? What you want.. (what you want) What these bitches want from a nigga? Really want.. What these bitches want from a nigga? I've been keepin you up on it Bling bling'n, on that jewelry girl I bought it What these bitches want from a nigga? Aiyyo, tell me what you want from me Baby tell me what you want from me!

Police and niggers That's right Get out of my way Don't need to buy none of your goldchains today

Vince McMahon apparently lost his cool at Shannon Moore who he felt buckled to the ECW crowd by delivering a lackluster match to a horrible crowd reaction and then getting on the mike afterwards saying, "I'm not here to impress the internet." Vince ordered the finish of the dark match between CW Anderson and Moore be changed mid-match to have Anderson go over and he also order that the two switch roles and Anderson work face. On the August 8th show, there was no mention of him on the show so many backstage think he blew his chance. credit: prowrestling.com

Ricky Bobby vs. Pete Carroll

This is more along the lines of the deja vu I'm expecting for week 5..

Don't be silly, Dawkins can't keep up with T.O. Lendale White and some safety got into a fight and White spit on him.

You'd have to be nursing one fake injury before you can have "another" one, and he doesn't have a fake injury.

It's preseason, it doesn't matter. That's not to say McNabb won't be good this year (although I'm not expecting anything too great), but if he's going to even be decent this year then he's kind of expected to do well in the preseason.

Two series' in a preseason game against the Browns and he's BACK!!!!

Winning bid: US $1,051.00 You've got to be kidding me.

This upcoming season is going to suck for me. I just finished my first year with Texas Tech - Graham Harrell threw for 4,590 yards and 41 TD's and won the Heisman, then leaves for the NFL. My two impact players on offense, WR's Joel Filani and Jarrett Hicks, both seniors and 1,000+ yard receivers, are gone, along with my #3 receiver Robert Johnson. Had a good year but I lost in the Orange Bowl to Miami. I guess it's time to find out if it's as easy to replace people in the Tech system on the game as it is in real life

I used to think Kevin Federline was a gold digger, but I've come to realize he's earned every penny putting up with that broad.

I like what they did with Punk. They're clearly building him up into a star and making his matches seem like a big deal instead of just throwing him out there.

"Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection"