UZI Suicide

HOW DARE YOU. Who's ass will Vince pull objects out of next week?

This Rosey vs. Helms feud is something I've been waiting to see for a long time.

I will rent this game, because the Blitz games are fun to play with friends, but not for long periods of time. I can't wait to send hookers to my opponents locker room.

I think this segment even offended the marks, because I heard little to no laughing in the background from the live audience.

What's more likely to happen is both USC and VT jump Texas. USC still has 3 ranked games left, including one with undefeated UCLA, and has 2 previously played teams (Oregon and Notre Dame) who may not lose again this year.

What does a 30 game win streak, 2 straight national championships, #1 in both polls, and not having lost a game in regulation in nearly 4 years get you? #2 in the BCS. Only in College Football.

Bobby Jenks is going to go get drunk.

Cowboys rip my heart out again. I'm so fucking sick of Bill Parcells. Take your mantits and get the fuck out of Dallas, please.

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I loved SAW as far as the story and plot went, but the acting was awful. If the acting in this one can be even halfway better than the original, I'm going to like this film.

What has he done ever? At least he's back to sucking on Heat apparantly, instead of the middle of Raw. How can you knock someone out by kicking them in the stomach? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WANNA FIND OUT, PUNK?!

Adam Carolla's show is one of the worst things I've ever seen on TV.

I think the only word to properly describe this situation is.. owned.

We need a wrestling BCS.

Kurt Angle really knocked her up? Awesome. If I were to pick anyone besides myself to fornicate with her and impregnate her, it would be Kurt Angle.

Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Makaveli - The Don Killuminati - The 7 Day Theory Stone Temple Pilots - Tiny Music

What are the chances Nash magically appears in the Main Event tommorrow night with taped ribs? Oh wait, wrong company..

It's shocking because Oklahoma, no matter how bad they get, should never lose to Baylor, or even come close to losing Baylor. I'm not sure if Oklahoma is really that bad, or if their coaches just blow. They've had top 5 recruiting classes just about every year for the past 5 or so years, so it's not like they're trotting a team full of bums out there (aside from Rhett Bomar).

LOL..BAYLOR just tied the game against Oklahoma with a minute left in the 4th quarter. BAYLOR.

Anytime you're feeling down on your luck, just go search through all of Crono's posts to see how he got shitted on in basically every single post and it will brighten your day. So yes, the board must exist.

Alabama with the FG to likely win this amazing high-flying shootout.

And you honestly think one of THESE guys coming out is the future? There really isn't one good quarterback coming out except maybe Young, and even that's a stretch. If they can find one later, it's a good pick. Wasting a first round pick is just what it is, wasting a first round pick. Fourth or fifth round, sure it's worth looking. First three rounds, the Cowboys would have to be stupid. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They don't need to draft one this year. Bledsoe is good for another year or two, plus 2006 will be a better QB year. Guys like Chad Henne, Brian Brohm and Brady Quinn will probably be coming out. The only QB worth getting this year is Leinart and we won't pick high enough to get him. BUT.. I would like to get Jay Cutler from Vanderbilt in the middle rounds, I think he can be a Matt Schaub-type of middle round steal. Hell, maybe Schaub could be the QB of the future. He's gonna get out of Atlanta as soon as he can. I also wouldn't rule out Jerry Jones trying to swing a trade for Phillip Rivers. I'm not a big fan of him though.

What the hell makes you think Tony Romo is the future at QB? They definitely need to draft a QB. Romo is a decent player but he's a career backup, IMO. I sat through enough years of shitty QB's since Aikman left. I don't want another year of Quincy Carter/Clint Stoerner/Chad Hutchinson/Ryan Leaf type guys. They need a real damn QB.

This Alabama-Tennessee game has been the very definition of BORING. Good ol' SEC football