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How To Make Any Game Better: full motion video of full frontal nudity. (Preferably of cute fems.) But yeah, the vehicle controls on Halo 2 suck ass.

That is something I can honestly claim that I have never encountered in my entire life.

Bongwater: 3/10 You'd think putting Luke Wilson, Alicia Witt, Jack Black, Brittany Murphy, Andy Dick, and Jamie Kennedy all in a movie about potheads would provide quality entertainment... and you'd be wrong, just like I was. The awesome cast simply can't bring any life to the crappy script, which features some of the most shallow, repellent, whiny bitches to ever grace the screen. Within ten minutes, you just wish you could reach into the screen and strangle every one of these posers. The only good scene: Tenacious D performing "Jesus Ranch".

Could you specify what you mean a bit? Are you asking us to name films that feature both violence & religion, or what?

The lighting does seem off to me a lot of times, it looks like they just haven't adjusted their cameras correctly for brightness and white-balance. Even worse, for me, is the crappy audio for their commentary: it always sounds garbled and distorted, really comes across as amateur hour in terms of production values.

Nevermind, I'm confused as well as cursed with the touch of death.

What, the OAOAST one is really Piss?

...pist, your sig fucks with me. It's like almost close enough to being a clever illusion, but it's just a smidge too obvious around the upper torso region OH GOD SHE'S DEAD

I looked at it.

Going to be? I'm already there. This night for me is like a drunken freshman girl with DDD tits in a fraternity house: fucked from the start. EDIT: wuz replying to piss's old thread KNT TYP FAST ENUF

damn that's mean I'm serving as God's own personal crash test dummy right now, but damn that was cold enough to still make me wince

Everyone's assuming they're real, but some of them just look too damn goofy to possibly have really been printed. Anyone got the lowdown?

Something even worse happened to me today. Since Inc avoided the question and quickly backed out of the room while waving a crucifix at me, why does God seem insistent on making me Lot V2.005?

Vitamin: The rose just symbolized that the Phantom was still out there at the end, that's all. Most adaptations of Phantom have him die at the end. I personally didn't like it, but as I'm not a fan of anything Schumacher's ever done and I didn't love the stage musical all that much, that's to be expected.

Well then, she's actually cuter than I'd pictured her.

I hope so. If HHH cheated on Steph and Vince found out, it just might save wrestling as we know it.

This is like watching a paradigm shift without a clutch.

No, IDRM, it did not look like that cover. Neither one of you can out-stalk me, damnit! I managed to find the studio's phone number and actually call Inc during the show. I win, I'm the best stalker, yay me! . . . (In other words, dammit, I keep meaning to listen to your show Inc, but I also keep forgetting when it's on.)

Oh, and a warning ahead of time: I have no idea exactly what Rando wants to do here, so I'm just wingin' it. There will be e-violence, strong language, adult content, yada yada yada [enter cliché here]. Basically, come equipped with a shovel, cuz there'll be a lotta bullshitting going on. (Yeah. I know I'm pretentious. I take that as a compliment.) EDIT: the "two weeks" thing sounds about right to me, since in a month from now I probably won't have AIM access and won't be able to do this anyway.

He's better than Edge, who's bored me to sleep ever since they broke up the tag-team.

Looks great in a still pic... what's it look like in person?

After reading this whole thread... ...I goddamn near died laughing.

Ya know, certain situations over time develop their own aroma. Such as when something ugly and private happens between two WWE employees, and the company is desperately trying to cover it up (while the Meltzers and Kellers of the world are eagerly pumping their sources for more information). This situation REEKS of that. Something bad went down involving Amy... we just don't know what.

You're right about the other stuff you mentioned. But as far as shaking hands goes, that IS a big deal in the wrestling business. If you walk into a locker room with the Undertaker and you completely ignore him and act like he doesn't exist, then you are one dumb little powerplant jobber.

Exactly. As long as it's not something involving 1.a hot Diva and 2.me, I couldn't give a shit less.