The Niggardly King

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KOZLOV'D BITCH!

I still think McCain is gonna somehow win this. How sad

Man, Morrison/Miz vs DX just feels like Jericho vs Goldberg all over again. HBK and Triple H haven't acknowledged them one bit, and I just hope it doesn't end within 5 minutes with Miz eating the Sweet Chin/Pedigree combo.

I think my joke of a Titans/Redskins or Cardinals Super Bowl might actually come true.

Play to win the game

worst halloween evar. my girl dumbed me in front of the whole party came out that she's a lesbian and then made out with her friend right in front of me. AND I WAS DRESSED AS SUPERFLY! THAT SHIT DON'T HAPPEN TO SUPERFLY! FUCK HALLOWEEN!

Carlos Mencia will probably have 2 years worth of material... though it'll be the same, "Fried Chicken for dinner again?" joke.

So when he shows up... the stock market plummets?

ive got no chance?

GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN!

I advocate this stratgery.

I'm gonna need about 20 different various back-up tests before I believe that first go-round.

I'd still wanna see D'Lo get involved with Priceless and be on the Punk/Kofi side. I just think him and Manu could have a fun little series of matches.

Should have gotten Wesley Pipes or Lexington Steele for the black porn star male comic relief.

Its great he's a company man and all, but I think Cena comes off as a little too dedicated to pro wrestling. Does the guy even have a personal life to speak of? When Kurt Angle has to tell you to slow down because you're wearing yourself out, you know you've got problems. Guys like Ric Flair and Chris Benoit, are good examples of why you should never build your life around pro wrestling. I'd love to hear of John demanding time off or at least doing something selfish that indicates he's putting his own well being ahead of WWE. Reminds me of the article Paul Heyman wrote about Cena a few months ago. Cena has no wife nor children. While other guys hate being awakened at weird hours of the night to give interviews over the phone, Cena welcomes it. Vince was certainly right when he said that Cena will be money as long as he doesn't have any problems (drugs, personal, etc.) when Paul pushed to debut him on Smackdown. I still have a feeling though that Cena is going to burn out in a few years and take a break from the business just like Big Show and Jericho did. No one can keep up the kind of schedule he's doing for that long.

does she deliver and then strip? I'd shove my peperooni, and jalapeno pizza up her ass; make for a great bachelor party trick

wait, is that a good selection of people to b e with cuz ishould be on top of that group. koab incandenza milkman czech SLAYER bob_butt_barron kinetic big_ol_shitty

holy shit im da first pickm and im drunk outta of my mind. i'm king of the world king of the fucking world woo]woo]woo]

Houston Alexander, line 1.

Is Genki Sudo really coming out of retirement to fight at that event, or is that just a WILD~! rumor as of now?

Rating was a 2.9. The only reason Batista went over is there's a panic over the ratings and back when there was one on Smackdown, they put the belt on Batista as sort of an insurance policy, and it all worked out.

D'Ya Know What I Mean is still awesome to me. I had dreams back when I wanted to be a wrestler of Main Eventing a Wrestlemania and making my entrance through the crowd. And each time he'd sing "All my people right here right now... D'ya know what I meeeeeeaaan?" I'd put the WWE belt on some random drunken Brit.

So do I... the trumpets make that shit EPIC

I don't get how he's able to get there...