Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

maybe tonight I'll do a shoot in this thread. I've been itching for a fight lately and this will be my outlet. Unless i get lazy

Goatse does not care for feeble human politics.

It's all right there, in plain english.

He really is transcending the mainstream....not work safe The hands of GOD

Nice Guy Adam doesn't like cool posters I think. I'm pretty sure that he even found a way to not like me, which is fairly shocking. Shame his meal ticket got punched up so many times that he couldn't sustain it, and then it got banned.

Good hustle, kid.

Bum a smoke from someone. If you don't smoke, start...then bum one. Agent has said this before and it rings true, it is the best icebreaker in the world.

That's true Piss, but that is about the best example. I guarantee that some geek webdesigner got the gig for that and he saw that idea out of a design template that TIME gave him.

Really is a cultural phenomenon

Shorten your sig Alf

email the guy that runs www.musatcha.com He might be able to help you out a bit

You people actually realize that shit like the above story isn't actually any kind of success, it's just cosmic luck stacking up against you just a little bit more.

Hoff, that's what happens when you come here. A nice jolly cat like you just dies a little inside upon every thread view.

Boy will there be egg on your face when Ivan crushes Inc like a bug and tosses his carcass into orbit, landing somewhere in the Nevada desert

You'd have a good out if you just disappeared from guilt and humiliation though. How's this look: "Incandenza 2002 - 2004 we hardly knew ye" With Ivan coming, it really would all come together well.

This site has some decent info on training and shit. http://mmaathlete.com/

The end of the road

learn how to kick the other guy in the nuts.

fuck, hockey fan is swift like a ninja.

1. Nope, I think we got that part 2. So that justifies such a retarded act? "Well officer, while it is true that I did try to shoot the president while he was giving his speech, i didn't actually hurt him." "Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Ok you're free to go. But please leave your gun here with us" "Uh, cool. Have a nice day officer" So, since you leave your gun at home now, that makes what you did no big deal? 3. No, and that is so fucking ridiculous. I mean really. You can't spend half a minute to think of alternative actions instead of taking their lives into your hands? It's one (shitty) thing to drink and drive alone, it's quite another (shitty thing) to pile people into your car who could well be too drunk to care. You crash and you die or get injured. You crash and you kill or injure all three of you. I figure that compounding the number of victims is not to bright. Are you just that inconsiderate that you really don't care? Or is that the missing brain cells? 4. Yeah, lets not deal with could haves here. You really are an arrogant fuck if you think that behaving this way doesn't bite you in the ass in the future. It's not even the drunk driving, it's the disregard for everyone around you that'll likely do it. I'm overjoyed at reading this. for real. You've learned NO lesson. "I did nothing wrong, it was the pigs that didn't do their job, who cares" Are you drunk right now or are you just really bad at this? Resenting the implication that you are, in fact, a jackass for this...yes, even long after the fact. If you learned your lesson, there'd actually be a shred of contrition there. Have fun in Philly

Actually it's an air of people being pissed at you for being so stupid and reckless that you even thought that once was ok. Then you told a brief version of a second story in which you've driven drunk. This isn't a case of you not knowing it was stupid either, because everyone in the civilized world knows that it's illegal and moreso wrong. Shame on those cops that let you go. Too bad that you aren't a victim here, asshole. So stop trying to get the dogpile to lay off. You deserve every harsh word directed at you for this, and more. Frankly, you deserve an ass whooping for this but hey, that's not for me to threaten or decide. Everyone here has driven home on a friday after a pop or two I'm sure. Some people, however, know how to have a drink or two and then hang out for an hour or two before hopping behind the wheel. Unless you're a complete lightweight then you're really not gonna cause any trouble. Some people are just smart like that. Maybe you should think about one or two could haves. Then maybe the idea that drunk driving and talking out of it could get drilled into your head. Better that then you drilled through a sign post when thrown from a rolled car. Or driving over a kid on a bike.

Curses! I actually have to purchage a video game magazine. This game is gonna be so fucking rad. Now I know what it feels like for all the kiddies waiting for half life or Doom games.

Cerebus' post was more level headed than mine, yet he had far better reason to tear this guy a new asshole. Weird.

Good way to do it would be to not be a fuckin retard and maybe curl up in the vehicle till morning.

Looks like the counter says 1 day away from the announcement of the next Elder Scrolls installment. The people on their 'next elder scrolls' forum section are talking about it being announced and then released in late 2005 or 06 or something. This, quite obviously, is unnacceptable to me. This has to come out in spring 05 at the latest. I pray for this anyway. Then i can go back to spending a couple hours on the net, and the rest of my life split between my guitar and Elder Scrolls. This is my personal video games & toys circle jerk, no haters please. I couldn't bare it you know.