Black Lushus

you may be on to something!

no, that was an "okay...lame" face... this is a pissy face

eh I always figured they were to shrooms as Popeye was to spinach...

yeah, they should have really invoked the "shroom eating" undertones from the games a little bit more... kids, eat shrooms, they'll make you bigger, stronger and grant you extra lives! eat the stars (acid implied) and you'll be invincible!

LOL I see the other poll got deleted and Naked Snake Boy got banned...before you guys even start thinking it, I had nothing to do with it...you know I can take these jokes...

I swear, I'm the only one on the planet that didn't think Final Fantasy was that bad!

so do we chalk it up to nervousness or suckiness?

LOL yeah you're probably right, I sent a long ass remark about the whole Orton/Undertaker fued, I'm sure they won't even give it a sniff...but if I woulda sent "d00dz da Undertaker rulz!!!11!!" they'd be all over it!

this miscasting of Scott Wolf as Jimmy Lee (or was he Billy Lee?) and all of the ridiculous shit with Alyssa Milano kills that movie...Mark Decascos was good enough, Robert Patrick was fine...I was pretty upset with it, though, considering the original Double Dragon arcade game is one of my all-time favorites...it should have been a dark, brutal martial art flick, instead we get a bright cheery kid's action flick.

I sent some feedback...think they want smarkish feedback or markish feedback?

niskie, we're talking about Vince "Ego" McMahon here...if he can't sell out an NFL sized stadium, he won't go to some putz ass school stadium...not for a PPV or a PPV calibre event, anyway...

well I was thinking about printing her mugshot up and putting it on Christmas cards for that side of the family...

get a new one

thank you, Kotz...now where the hell were you when I was trying to explain to WP how fucking weird he was getting?!?!

Agreed...

Scott the writer = pretty decent, I followed his reviews for years Scott the TSM admin = douchosity I haven't kept up with Scott since he left InsidePulse...or was it 411? I can't remember which one was last...my only real complaint with him towards the end was that you could really start to tell he didn't care for what he was reviewing and was phoning his reviews in all the time.

yeah, that's what I meant sorry, raven, I was responding to Primetime when he said this:

routine....or maybe it's just hard to let something go that I've followed almost faithfully for over 25 years...I dunno.

Vivi, that could very well be one of the greatest lines in movie history!

it depends, Mole, if they're internal or external...I have an older laptop (almost everything on it is newer, though) and it was hella expensive to get an external burner...internal ones are quite cheap...

eh, I won't go out of my way...right now there's a heated rivalry going on between my wife and her cousin...got pretty serious at one point i.e. me almost beating her boyfriend down in my front yard when he attempted to enter my home, for example...printing her mugshot and doing some funny things with it would be fun in a shits and giggles sorta way. no, I wouldn't really do that, I'm above that sorta shit, but it'd be funny to at least see them.

is there a free place to see mugshots? I'd love to find my wife's cousin's recent one, especially with the holidays coming up!

not to bring out tired sports cliches, but the Patriots are going to be "that team no one wants to face in the playoffs"...as far as the NFC, who, other than Seattle, can really contend? I see the Bears getting bounced in their first playoff game again and then going through another 3 or 4 years of mediocrity. Something about them screams "not for real".

I don't want to read about porn. If you feel like throwing a video up on the front page of you taking it up the ass then I'll check it out, but I'm not reading any columns. Hey, it'll get Crucifixio Jones to come back and pine for the days of when the Porn folder was a place for educated men to discuss important issues. isn't AL Kieper well versed in the world of porn as well? Just ask him to do it.