CanadianGuitarist

But hasn't Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes and to a greater extent 1987's Walk Like A Man shown us that you can't put a tux on a wildchild and expect them to sip tea and talk about Paris Hilton? You just won the thread for referring to Walk Like A Man.

He is a politician, after all. I'd love to see what the Toronto Sun will stir up this morning. "Liberal cabinet member dupes lousy hockey team" will likely be screamed on the front page.

I guess I just didn't realize that old men walking and slowly hitting tiny balls into tiny holes was the kind of action-packed programming the HD market had been waiting for. My mistake. Trust me, even though you're clearly not a golf fan - Watch the Masters in HD in April on CBS. Most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Also, broads think Tiger's hot. Tiger in HD = new demographic reached. Edit: Dammit. Beat to it by about ten seconds.

I'm two weeks late asking you this....what in the blue fuck is a vanilla kefir?

It's not related to HD in any way yet (unless Marvin or Mole knows something I don't)....ever catch that commercial for the Golf Channel Cinema's debut last winter? Vince Cellini did voice-overs, and when he got to "cinema", they kept looping over Judge Smails "su-su-su-sucks?" Delightful.

Since I think the theme here is lesser-known wrestlers, or those who won't necessarily be remembered: Flash Funk Taka Michinoku Too Much (Not Too Cool) The Mountie The Quebecers The Beverley Brothers

Winslow? He was underrated.

First win on Saturday since Dec. 16 and the 9-2 Rangers incident. Fuck, December seems awfully long ago doesnt it? I can't say anything tonight, Montreal was absolutely outplayed. No bad calls, no poor play or excuses. Toronto was a better team......Nope, doesn't ease the pain.

But he's drinking Keystone! Edit: More emphasis needed. But he's drinking Keystone!

It's a good thing I've had fifteen beers by this point to admit this: The Berzerker and the Warlord scared the piss out of me when I was seven. I blame the Warlord's mask. Berzerker I can't explain.

Based on what I've seen on sales on Wii's at my Wal*Mart, probably not March, but April is realistic. Sales are slowing down from the usual 20 minutes to an hour up to one-two days. Multiply that by five or six shipments between now and March, and you're looking at a probably 50-50 chance in March. There is, of course, tax refunds in April, but I'm still of the school of thought that kids play outside during the spring. Cross your fingers in March, or save your money till April, this guy sez.

On that note, Pennsylvania's governor said, according to tsn.ca, that a deal with the Pens is "very likely". This coming on the heels of a discussion on the Hotstove on HNIC Saturday that mentioned a possible two-team expansion to "even things out".

It keeps going and going and going... *appluads. Well done, sir.

My old guitar teacher owes me an apology..... He kinda looks like Super Crazy, though.

Remember that road trip you planned in September, in which you claimed we'd take a road trip to Montreal for the Cup Finals? That takes precedence. And by the way, I'm gonna renege (pull a Manley, if you will) on the blowjob clause of that trip. I have bad luck with bets involving oral sex.

It was on YouTube for about three hours in the summer when the WWE was taking everything down, but I'd love to see a Flair promo again. I don't even remember the circumstance, but I do remember him saying "I don't care about Lebanon! I don't care about Russia! I just care about the USA, and pro wrestling! WHOOOOOO!"

Michaels-Cena makes sense. Michaels could even play the Rocky role that's been discussed a few times of Flair in this thread. Who else is left? No one alive is buying Umaga as a credible challenger. Scrapped after the Rumble. Orton makes sense, but he's dropped the ball a few times now. Edge vs Cena's been done to death. Carlito, Nitro and Kenny aren't ready. Maaaaaaaaaaaybe Flair, but I still think that Michaels has the fan support, mic ability and desire to make this a realistic possibility. From a mark standpoint, it makes worlds of sense with his achievements in the ring, and the Rumble in particular. Plus it sets up the feud between HHH-HBK, and there's no way this won't happen at least once before the end of the year. And this is coming from a guy with a Bret Hart tat on his arm.

Can I get a rundown of what happened last night? Fell asleep early for the second week in a row.

The league has announced changes won't be made to the schedule next year.

I particularly remember him putting Tazz through the ring. The fact that it wasn't planned, in his home town, was unforgettable. So how was that match originally supposed to end? I have no idea. I'm positive though that the ring wasn't supposed to break in the Living Dangerously match.

92 gets my nod on pure fun. 2004 is a close second, and 90, though I don't remember it as vividly as the previous two I mentioned, is #3. I was typing what Barron said when he posted it. I'd forgotten how hot the crowd was for that.

Fuck da Patriots. In all seriousness, this was an amazing game.

Anyone have the promo were Mankind said he couldn't beat Triple H, but Cactus Jack could. It was from Smackdown.

I particularly remember him putting Tazz through the ring. The fact that it wasn't planned, in his home town, was unforgettable.

QEW between Lyons Creek and Netherby, headed towards Lyons Creek. There is absolutely no way that whale isn't fucking that seal.