CanadianGuitarist

"Why am I the fucking Tv champion, when this fucking poor ass company dont even have TV!" I'd forgotten all about that.

the lyrics in English translation to the Los Boricuas theme? I can't stop listening to it for some reason.

I'm thinking you are referring to Jericho's promo on the Rock on the Smackdown before the Rumble in 2002. Rock: "If ya smellll-" Jericho: NO!!!! ...... NO! NO ! NO! NO! ... This is not a joke! I am not a joke, you stupid son of a BITCH." That's gold, Jerry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was in Mike SC's signature. For all his shortcomings, he was right on the money here.

Huh? Was that where Kid Kash planched onto, like, everyone?

Picks? Comments? Thoughts? I'm calling for Mickelson to win, beating Furyk down the stretch. Before we really get going, did anyone see coverage of the Booz Allen Classic on Sunday? Garcia's currently has the lead, and it's pretty well his to win, but what really intrigued me was the incident with Rory Sabbatini and Ben Crane. I missed most of Sunday's coverage, but I guess Sabbitini was booed by crowds at some points, and I did see him visibly refuse a handshake and say 'No fucking way'. Anyone fill me in on what I missed?

All Star 2005 is incredibly underrated. Expansion mode is remarkably cool. Halo 2 is probably my favourite, but I probably played Tiger Woods 2005 more than anything else.

I thought of the wrestler first too, actually. I'm surprised no one pointed out that he blatantly ripped it from The Simpsons, though.

I just got told by a female friend that the word 'cunt' was acceptable as a body part, but not an insult...which got me thinking... Twat is the most fun to say as an insult, while box is the failsafe for the body part. Thoughts?

How many times have we listened to Gwen Stefani at your place? But no to Hey Jude?

I don't know anything about him, other than *filled with shame* -He was Argentinian -The movie 'Motorcycle Diaries' was based on him. -Rage Against The Machine love him. in advance.

Guess who I saw at the mall today? A cashier at work walked up to me a few weeks ago and said "Guess what I got today" which turned out to be her beginner's licence. My guess of "cancer?" was not well taken.

As nl5xsk1 said: And when it is over, I hope they get rid of those two. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not sure. They certainly have their faults, but they have done good for both sides. And who am I kidding? I'm stoked. I'm excited. I'm pumped for this announcement. If not, well, easy come, easy go, I guess.

22.5 years, give or take a decimal.

I want all of you to have AIDS.

Until the NHL or the PA announces it themselves, grain of salt, baby.

6 pieces of bacon and a bunch of beers. Which will kill me first? My heart? Or my liver? Aids and Cancer are makin a run from behind. Place your bets!

Ideally, it will end in 2112, so Rush fans of the future can mark out.

God damn! I knew OF the Heyman promo, but I never actually heard it. That was incredible!

"Frustrated isnt the god damned word for it. This is bullshit! I've been screwed/ You screwed me, Taker screwed me, Austin screwed me. I'm the best there is, and I've been screwed. Everybody in that god damned dressing room knows I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be" Didnt Pillman mention the smart marks? 5 years before the IWC? And I'm drunk. Kudos? Anyone?

Brian Leetch, in 93, broke his ankle when he slipped on some ice in front of his apartment.

Not to sound like a homophobe, but I found "lemon party" more unsettling than tubgirl or goatse. And eff you all for posting disgusting links that I want to check out but can't because my only 'net access is at work. Methinks that clicking on a link with "gangbang" in the URL would be a pisspoor decision. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. I still couldnt find her clit. Tub girl was blatantly fake, I'm sorry.

I just called my buddy Andrea, a sandwich artist. It's confirmed. Some kind of swipe card is rumoured, though.

This got loosely started on the TWIB thread, but what comes to mine? Sean Antoski, formerly of the Canucks, once missed some time. He had a plate in his head from a car accident. His dog drank some toilet water that had some kind of cleaner in it, and the dog passed out. Antoski administers CPR(or possibly checked his heart), which caused the dog to kick Antoski in the head, leaving him on the shelf for three days.

You gotta go to a hole in the wall or mom and pop place for decent sandwiches, I've always felt. Which isn't a shot at Subway, Mr. Sub or Quizno's, but there's no less than four sub shops near my apartment that offer two foot longs for 5 bones. Top that deal.

Donkey Kong Country was as good as it gets. My ex knew how to play the theme on piano, for fuck's sakes, it's that good.