Hunter's Torn Quad

The US Title has such little value that it would drag Benoit way down. Until they've built it up to mean something, and it means nothing right now, Benoit and others near the top should be kept away from it.

I could see them going with Hunter v Shawn v Angle for a shot at Cena. Angle can point out he beat Ric Flair and deserves a title shot, Shawn can point out he beat Angle and deserves a title shot, and Hunter can come up with a terribly contrived reason, seeing as there is no logical one. It also means that the three 'best workers' can engage in one big self-indulgent masturbatory fantasy come to life and have the 'best match of all time'.

RRR, you just pissed off my physician. Now he's gonna want to pull out that damned rubber glove.

I don't have that many on ignore, and when it's obvious something has been said that needs attention, I'll view the post. I'm only following my physician's advice. He's told me I'm allergic to drivel, and that I have to minimise my contact with it when at all possible.

Then I'm glad I put it on Ignore a long time ago.

Who said that?

Is this the Kriss Sprules v Cage Tyler match that is doing the rounds?

Konnan seems to have the timeline mixed up, but the basic story is correct.

The ‘cycle’ goes like this: 1: Wrestler catches on 2: Promotion pushes wrestler to the moon and business gets hot 3: Promotion pushes wrestler into the ground until he loses all meaning and business tanks 4: Business is the shits 5: Wrestler catches on And the cycle continues like that, and will continue to do so until the end of time because every promoter gets so confident and sure with the pat hand that by the time they finally realize that the pat hand has long since died, business has tanked, which in turn makes it that much harder for a wrestler to catch on, because they’re in a stale environment and they’ve got nothing they can really work off of. Eventually, a star will catch on, but it’s so much more likely to happen when business is up. Yes, it is, and people who think that are hopeless cases.

The PTC's effect on WWE was minor at best, considering that WWE's best financial year came about the year following the PTC deal happening.

Until you actually think about things, and realise it ultimately means nothing at all.

The MX were officially turned by two things: the booking of their title loss to the Road Warriors, and the angle where Paul E Dangerously and the Original Midnight Express came in and destroyed the MX and Jim Cornette. Before then, they were still heels, even though they were getting cheered anyway because they were so good.

Credit - Keller's Spyware House Of Fun Let the false sense of hope begin.

JoeDirt did a similar thread to this back in March: And the card I came up with would fit right in for hell: The memory of WCW presents We Can Fuck It Up For You Wholesale Hulk Hogan beat Brutus Beefcake in 23 minutes and 13 seconds when Ric Flair interfered on behalf of Beefcake, but Hogan nailed him with the big boot and legdrop and pinned Flair. After the match, Hogan hit Beefcake with the big boot and legdrop and pinned him as well. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes. -**** Taz beat Sid Vicious in 7 seconds when Hulk Hogan distracted Vicious, allowing Taz to hook on the Tazzmission. After the match, Hulk Hogan entered the ring, nailed Sid with the big boot and legdrop, pinned him, and posed for 10 minutes. -**** Blackjack Mulligan beat Lenny Lane in 9 minutes and 14 seconds by stoppage after hitting Lane with a cowbell, causing Lane to be busted open, and the referee deeming Lane unfit to continue due to loss of blood. After the match, Hulk Hogan entered the ring, nailed Lane with the big boot and legdrop, pinned him, and posed for 10 minutes. -** Pierre the Quebecer, managed by Jacques Rougeau, beat Dave Sullivan in 14 minutes 3 seconds when Jacques tripped Sullivan up from the outside and Pierre cradled Sullivan for the win. After the match, Hulk Hogan hit the ring, nailed Pierre with the big boot and legdrop and pinned him. Hogan then gave Jacques a super atomic wedgie, before hitting him with the big boot and legdrop and pinning him too. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes. -** In a triangle match, Viscera beat Gene Snitsky and Heidenreich in 30 minutes 6 seconds when Viscera splashed and pinned Heidenreich. After the match, Snitsky and Heidenreich went to attack Viscera, but Hulk Hogan ran in to make the save by hitting both Snitsky and Heidenreich with big boots and legdrops, before pinning both of them at the same time. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes, as Viscera was given oxygen at ringside. -***** In a gauntlet match, Kevin Nash pinned Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and Eddie Guerrero in less than 15 seconds each. All three matches saw Nash jump his opponents before the bell, hit the jackknife powerbomb, and pin them with one foot. Nash then went to powerbomb them all again, but Hulk Hogan ran in the make the save, hitting Nash with the big boot and legdrop and counting his own pin on Nash. After this, Hogan posed for 10 minutes, as Benoit, Jericho and Guerrero all knelt before him in supplication. -***** Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles fought to a no-contest in 18 seconds after clashing heads and being knocked out. As both men lay prone on the mat, Hulk Hogan hit the ring, hit both men with legdrops, pinned them both at the same time, and then posed for 10 minutes. -***** Hulk Hogan beat Roddy Piper in 20 minutes and 11 seconds via disqualification when Bob Orton Jr and Paul Orndorff interfered and tried to beat Hogan up. Hogan instead Hulked Up, laid all of them out with three big boots, hit legdrops on them all, and pinned Piper with his left hand, Orton Jr with his right hand, and used his nose to pin Bundy. After the match, Hogan posed for 10 minutes, at which point the Pope appeared in the middle of the ring in a ray of brilliant light, and beatified Hogan, putting him on the road to sainthood. The lights went out, before coming back on to reveal Jesus Christ in the ring. Jesus announced that he was stepping down as King Of Kings having lost his smile, and was giving the title to Hogan instead. Hogan then posed for 40 days and 40 nights, before ascending to heaven, bodyslamming God, and announcing himself as the supreme being, brother. One million stars.

After Magnum TA's car crash they needed a new top babyface to team with Dusty, and Nikita was Dusty's choice. The storyline behind it, which was heavily pushed in the Apter Mags at the time, was that Magnum's brush with death touched Nikita, and he wanted to dedicate his career to his former bitter enemy, who he now deeply respected.

Did you have to spike Warrior's steroids? And I'd put the comments in before the match they relate to.

He was talking about a 2/3 falls match with Conway and Dinsmore against Damaja and Machine. Instead of having three sets of shine, three sets of heat and three sets of comebacks, he had Conway and Dinsmore win the first fall in 30 seconds, go into the regular match with Damaja and Machine cheating to win the second fall, and then had the babyfaces make the comeback and go into the finish of the third and final fall from there. And not having the tape anymore makes baby Jesus cry.

Matt better throw shoot punches, because his working ones look like he's flapping his arms trying to take off.

This is really starting to sound like a work... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's also starting to sound like a lot of affairs.

Judging from Raw, RVD is set to curtain jerk with Carlito when he returns to action.

I would say that Batista v Orton could be the intended main event for WM XXII.

Face v Face are worked differently, which is why E and C versus the Hardy's was done like that. As for the Lucha matches in WCW, neither side was really face or heel and they weren't going to establish the characters in any way, so it was easier just to have them go back and forth with spots.

I can see them doing a screwjob finish in Batista versus JBL? at GAB to set up a rematch at SumSla which Batista would presumably win clean.

PWTorch never said. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, they can tell us what got the highest quarter but not what got the lowest? That's what I do, but it's getting to the point that it's getting harder and harder to care enough to do even that.

The Diva shit was going to keep happening anyway regardless of the rating, but this probably means the segments involving the skanks-in-waiting will be really long. What got the 3.7?