Big Ol' Smitty

We don't have Costco here, so I don't know much about it. They sound like good people, though. Also, this doesn't make any sense to me. It could be because I'm pretty drunk and possibly breaking up with my girlfriend, though. Also, I just got a new job that I don't really want, but I have to take. And, my best friend just got a new job and is moving far away.

They're both big-box-discount-economies-of-scale type joints, no?

Costco seems to do okay with paying an avg. $17/hr with nice benefits.

• Increased national standards for elasticity in gentlemen's dress socks by almost 17%. In 1998 a crossed leg, revealing a slouchy, wrinkled sock, falsely identified me as an untrustworthy loafer to other members of an important real estate consortium, costing me my seat on the board. After suing the sock company for damages, new industry standards were put in place, ensuring that the same fate won't happen to you. Check your ankles--snug and tight, aren't they? You're welcome!

Cheese grits?

Like chocolate cream of wheat, actually.

Is that creme brulee soda buy the same company that makes Homo Light?

Creme brulee soda?

CoCo. They're chocolate.

*clears throat* Ahem. http://www.ffonline.com/ff6/enemies-cd.htm See #1 on the list.

One of my favorite things to have for breakfast, especially in the winter, is some kind of hot cereal. I consider myself an oatmail connoisseur. I was, however, shocked, to discover this new treat, which a coworker was nice enough to tell me about and buy me my first box: That's right, CoCo Wheats! They're delicious!

cactrot?

Shae Marks.

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I used to work at a bookstore. (As of yesterday, I'm a teacher, though)

I used to do that all the time in high school after the Simpsons episode where Homer changed his name to Max Power and, at the end, tried to get Marge to change her name to Hootie McBoob, Chesty Larue, or Busty St. Clair.

they have killed 10-15 civilians for every hizbollah militant. not a ratio to be proud of. You know Hizbollah does everything they can to make sure that if Israel tries to hit them then they take a bunch of civilians with them...right?

Oh no! Watch out Gordon Brown, Chancellor of the Exchequer of the United Kingdom ~!

I just got a new job as a teacher. I think I'm probably just gonna eat in the cafeteria most of the time, as long as they have some halfway healthy food.

If they have a homecoming parade, and the Coen brothers don't show, they should deport everyone in that city.

I think Carollus Linnaeus came up with that system.

So does my girlfriend. You should show this clip to your teacher/prof.

It's clearly a black mage.

Ah man, I live in the same area code as rappy mcflex.

That guy must really hate Keenan Thompson.