Big Ol' Smitty

Hey Marvin, there should be a thread where you tell us how to cook stuff.

Congratulations, guys. By tearing the admittedly terrible EHME a new one, you passively validated, even encouraged, MrRant's own brand of crappiness.

They had a big special on the Marines barracks bombing on CNN the other night. I didn't know a whole lot about it, so I watched it.

Damn you, creoles!

Quote from closed thread in Site Feedback Rant w/black friend:

I agree that the Mel Gibson imbrogilio is distracting us from the real issue: Parcells' obvious limp-wristedness.

Mel's Greatest Hits:

This seems about right:

I think he was implying that you were neo-connish. Did you just read what Bobby Peru said? Just because the NAACP says someone hate blacks or a white power group says that someone hates whites, do you always take what they say at face value? Being against the US's Israel policy isn't the moral equivalent of calling an officer arresting you for DUI a Jew and saying that Jews are to blame for the world's problems. And Anti-Zionism=/=Anti-Semitism. There are a significant number of Anti-Zionist Jews. FWIW, I'm pretty pro-Israel, especially right now. And Cindy Sheehan has become a stain on the antiwar position, IMHO.

Hey, you like my schtick.

Kentucky is actually one of the most powerful states on there. I guess because of Sen. McConnell and the 5 R House members.

I swear, though, every time Rant says nigga, it just keeps getting funnier and funnier. I guess he just carries the momentum from the previous nigga going right on into the next one. The guy should really look into getting his own show. Maybe even taking it on the road. He could have a sidekick and everything. He could be the Merv Griffin of saying nigga. Remember when Richard Pryor burst on the scene with edgy racial humor? Rant is a lot like that. He's constantly pushing the boundaries--blazing new trails in the name of comedy. One time my side actually split. I'm serious. Split right in two. Man, that's one funny joke. I'm talking about the joke where he says nigga.

Yeah. But on the downside, you're represented by Roy Blunt.

It makes my day-ay.

http://www.congress.org/congressorg/power_rankings/index.tt My rep is the 412th most powerful in Congress! Suck on that.

12 choco tacos.

We seriously need to outlaw high fructose corn syrup. I want me some plantation sugar, dammit!

Take it to the food folder, thirsty man!

But it's really hilarious when Mr. Rant says nigga in all of his posts. Really, just ask him.

Ditto Juicy, Up in Here, Let's Go, and Takeover. Ain't Hard to Tell Remix-Nas Victory-Puff Daddy Hip-Hop-Dead Prez lots of others

"Creative destruction"?

Slayer says otherwise.

If you're talking about Technique, I'm pretty sure he's Peruvian. Edit: Yep: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_Technique Edit again: I guess he could be a Peruvian Jew.