Zack Malibu

Nah, let him post .

Hmm, I wonder who Reagan is?

I think that means at WM, all of the titles will change hands. I'm pretty sure some of those will change between now and Wrestlemania.

That's fine with me. And midget lesbian? That's right out of the Howard Stern show. I gotta come visit you sometime, just for shits and giggles.

That's what I like to hear.

Probably, since there was no pudding around. *rimshot* You better be going to some wild X-mas parties to make this up to us...

I believe they start The Lizard storyline in this one, as Dr. Curt Conners is a character in it.

My sentiments exactly. Everything you want is no more than an hour away.

Both of the champs are Rags' guys, actually. PM him about it, because I'd hate to see him get all caught up in his Ragdoll stuff and not have time for the match.

J. Arthur is Parka's guy, so it's up to you or him.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan. Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu. Conformist. I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here. I hate to tell a mod his job (unless he bans me), but wouldn't it have been better for you to say that before you banned him? So he could read it and stuff? We all know he's going to see it, no use in denying it.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan. Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu. Conformist. I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan.

You just gave me the image of Abobo Christmas shopping. Thank you for that.

I hope TTIG finds many, many ghey threads here, so that his lovely avatar can be found in every corner of this site. And I hope that...IN ANGER~! (can't let it die out so soon).

BTW gang, today happens to be our dear GM's birthday, so let's all throw confetti in his direction. ::throws::

Eh, Target has a similar deal, since I got Barbershop and The Usual Suspects there yesterday, 2 for $20. I figure I'm better off having saved the $10 that would have gone to XXX.

Slappy McSpinkle and the Torn Wedding Gowns. If that doesn't win, nothing will.

Get the fuck out of here with your "logic," asshat. Don't make me book Hoff vs. Candie in an Evening Gown Match. Just don't do it.

Methinks Parka thought that by mentioning tag matches, you were referring to The Dream Machines (he and PK). Peter Knight vs. J. Arthur or something is cool w/ me so that not every match is a tag.

From Chyna? Ooooh BURN~! (literally, hehehehehe)

Hopefully you're well inebriated by the time you read this .

This was Chris "Women wouldn't come near me if I had a diamond necklace stapled to my fly, therefore I must return to TSM to give my life meaning" Eagan again, btw.

Good news, CWM. Glad to hear things are going OK for you.

Back off! He's jobbing to me! *pulls out a switchblade and fights Chuck off* *Runs out in cocktail dress* Boys, boys, there's enough of me to do the job for both of you!! ...wait, that didn't sound right. If Dama and Superstar already have things popping, I won't get in the way. Maybe I'll just make up some jobber to beat up. I'm not wrestling Superstar. Crystal is. And I am always up for a match. And Zack I've got your etiquette right here. *takes Zack's hanky and blows his nose in it and then stuff it back in his pocket* Ha what do you think about that? You're jobbing to Michael Cole in an IronMan Match next week, that's what I think about that. So Happy Chrismukkah!