Zack Malibu

Is in shock...AND IN ANGER~!

Can't forget Best Babyface and Biggest Bastard of an Idiot Award. We can do a MOTY, as well as a PPV MOTY and a free-TV MOTY.

But the baseball players aren't wrestling...at least the person in the match (Torborg) has wrestling experience. He shouldn't be the one to take the fall in that match though, Dutt or Sabin should. Kazarian left because they asked him to job to a middle-age, untrained NASCAR driver. There's a big difference here. Plus, even if it gives them just a 30 second clip on Sportscenter, any publicity is good publicity at this point. They'll get the name out there any way they can, and that's what they need to do.

This hasn't been as tough as I'd thought, although it's gonna take some downtime (probably not happening as we're in the midst of the holiday rush) to be able to finish. Hopefully I can pull it off.

Workrate I'll agree he's no great shakes, but Morgan has a very natural charisma to him, and is able to cut a killer promo when need be. Watch his OVW stuff for proof of that. His face-off promo with Cornette (the "Matt Morgan is the one to blame" promo from earlier in this year) was awesome.

No, you're in Canada!

I miss Piss.

Paul Heyman Homicide American Dragon (I think these two should be brought in reliving their feud, a la how they wanted Punk vs. Joe to be the debut for both before Punk took the WWE deal) Matt Morgan Charlie Haas Sean O'Haire

Match is done, Adam. Stick it where you want it.

The IronTag Match will be added in shortly, and that'll be when I get to check the whole show out. From what I've seen, Adam did a great job in handling the show.

I'm going to do as much as I can in the next little while, but the match may not be completed until tonight, as I have relatives in from out of town that I'm going to dinner, etc. with later today/tonight. So if the match isn't done I will be working on it as soon as I get in later tonight (if it's not finished before I leave in a bit).

Traci shouldn't go with someone like Christian or Team 3D. None of those guys need her (unless Cage ever goes heel and they could do the Christian/Trish dynamic with them). Bentley is bland as all hell and they're not letting her help him out much. I'd put her with someone like Sabin, Aries, or Shelley. Let her be the mouthpiece for them for the most part, instead of just eye candy.

Special performance by Bone Thugs N' Harmony?

The festivites continue, as our holiday edition of HeldDOWN~!, which has become the true Thanksgiving Night Tradition these past several years, returns to the airwaves. Greeting up upon our return are Triple C themselves, Michael Cole, Caboose, and The Coach himself, Jonathan Coachman. COLE Welcome back fans, and we hope you're enjoying your Thanksgiving just as much as you're enjoying yourselves tonight with HeldDOWN~! Right about now, well we're gonna take it to the ring and to a young lady who has requested some interview time tonight, so let's bring her out here right now! The sound of The Click Five's "Pop Princess" rings in the ears of the audience, and although they're unfamiliar with this particular theme, the AngleTron video and appearance of CANDIE on the entranceway draws a pop from them all. CABOOSE This girl looks better on her worst day than some women look on their best day! COLE So you're saying she never has a bad day? CABOOSE That's what I'm saying. COLE Can we expect a Coach level crush on Mr. Malibu's girlfriend, 'boose? CABOOSE Not even close, old chap. There will be no restraining orders in my future. COACH HEY!...who told you? Candie is all smiles as she comes down the aisle, slapping some hands before climbing up the steps and into the ring. Once inside, she throws an arm up to salute her fans, and briefly basks in the cheers of the crowd before taking the mic. COACH So, any idea what she's gonna say? CABOOSE She's going to profess her undying love for you and dump Malibu. COACH Now why would she do that on Thanksgiving!? CABOOSE Why would she do that at ALL? The neverending Coach/female species jokes continue, as the camera closes in on Candie, who appears ready to speak, albeit a little tense. CANDIE First of all, I want to say something to everyone who is celebrating Thanksgiving with the OAOAST tonight, and that is on behalf of the company, thank you so much for supporting us, and I hope that all is well on your holiday! The crowd applauds Candie's appreciation of the OAOAST fans and the Thanksgiving holiday, despite the fact that we're in Canada. However, America is watching and there are no doubt people applauding in their living rooms (and more than likely looking like complete asses in the process). CANDIE Now, I know that a lot of times some people come out to this ring and ask for mic time and have no real reason for it, or get the mic and don't know what to say. Well...I...um, OK this isn't going to be easy. I guess before I say anything I should bring out the person I need to say this to, so let's give it up for my boyfriend, give it up for ZACK MALIBU!!!!!!! The crowd rises to their feet as the lights dim, and seconds later "Getting Away With Murder" is cued, drawing an even louder collection of screams and shouts from the faithful fans that have filled up the seats tonight. Still clad in street clothes (specifically destroyed paint-splattered jeans and his Malibu:Proof of Excellence T-shirt (available now at all merchandise stands as well as OAOAST.com!)), Zack comes out and heads for the ring, while a smiling Candie awaits. COLE Looks to me that even Zack doesn't know what she's going to say. CABOOSE If past history is any indication, that may not be a GOOD thing, Cole. Zack enters the ring, and when he does Candie smiles at him, and then lunges forward and gives him a hug, which startles him. COACH Get a room, c'mon. CABOOSE You live out wet dreams on a weekly basis here, and a HUG disgusts you? You are a bitter, bitter man. Up in the ring, Candie takes a step back, still holding the mic, while Malibu plays to the crowd. CANDIE Zack, look, I know that this is a surprise to you, and I know that you've got a World Title match tonight, and a World Tag Team Title defense this Sunday night, but...there's something...there's something I need to say. Zack, who is micless, shrugs and tells Candie to say what's on her mind, as he's as curious as everyone else is. CANDIE I didn't know how to do this, I've thought about it for a few days now, and I felt that this being Thanksgiving, it was the best time...it was the best time to tell you what I'm most thankful for, and that's you. CROWD:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" CANDIE I'm thankful for everything you've ever done for me, everything you do for me...I just can't imagine anyone else in the world being as good of a boyfriend as you are...and I can't imagine anyone in the world being as good of a father as you're going to be. COLE WHAT!? CABOOSE WHAT?! COACH WHAT!? ZACK WHAT!? CROWD WHAT!? In the case of the crowd, the shocked reaction is followed by a roar, as Zack looks at Candie, and begins to smile. He asks her if she just said what he thinks she did, mouthing the exact words "You're pregnant?" CANDIE Yes...I'm, I mean we, we're going to have a baby! Zack is shocked and he paces the ring for a minute, rubbing his hand over his close cropped hair. He looks at Candie and asks her again if he's going to be a dad, and she nods to him. He then takes the mic, but can't speak right away, as he's choked up. ZACK I'm gonna...I...I'm gonna be a dad. I'M GONNA BE A DAD! The crowd roars, as Malibu takes Candie in his arms and gives her a huge hug, then locks lips with his ladyfriend. COLE Well I'll be, ALL RIGHT! CABOOSE I can't believe it! I'm gonna be an uncle! COLE So am I! COACH So am... CABOOSE You're not going NEAR that kid. COACH ... "CON-GRAT-U-LATIONS" (Clap clap clapclapclap) "CON-GRAT-U-LATIONS" (Clap clap clapclapclap) "CON-GRAT-U-LATIONS" (Clap clap clapclapclap) Zack's theme music hits as the crowd chants for the happy couple. Malibu exits the ring first, and then waits at ringside, making sure Candie exits carefully, watching her every move to make sure she's in perfect condition and that she and the little person growing inside her are safe. They make their way up the ramp, and as they do numerous fans hang over the railing and pat Zack on the back or shake his hand, as the most respected man in the OAOAST is going to be a father! COLE Now THAT was a shocker, and one that I'm glad took place on HeldDOWN~! CABOOSE I second that emotion! As Zack and Candie get to the top of the ramp, many of Malibu's friends, such as Leon Rodez, Josh Matthews, Calvin Szechstein, and Peter Knight appear, all applauding the happy couple. Zack and Candie get engulfed in the sea of people and ushered to the back, while the crowd is left ecstatic after Candie's revelation. COLE Folks, I don't know what news could top that, but we have plenty more in store for you here tonight, and we'll be back with more of the greatest wrestling company going today in just a few minutes, after this quick break!

I don't know if I can pick just one off the top of my head, but it's either Anberlin's "A Day Late" or The Receiving End Of Sirens "Planning A Prison Break".

"The Food" is actually about 2 years old. Common and Kanye did it on Chappelle's Show during season 2. Great jam and one of my favorite recent rap songs, but I don't know if you should include it on a 2005 list.

Sounds like a Twizzler flavor.

Hey, I don't mean to be. I don't think there are too many around here other than us who want the WCCW and UWF footage put to use.

WWE does not own the UWF footage. They've made plays for it, but Watts' ex-wife, who got the footage in the divorce settlement, hasn't budged yet.

I was using sarcasm when I said it was funny.

Yeah, it's funny to bait people. FFMS is the internet version of the kid at school who would say shit to everyone else, but when he got called on it to his face, he acted like it never happened.

...shit, you know, I forgot all about that. I probably have a folder labeled "ABOBO" with songs in it on my old work comp still.

Annnd within an hour of posting a comment unrelated to FMFSSMMMFFFwhatever, here comes the neverending e-fed bullshit. LET. IT. GO. I swear at least Hoff is mature enough to not get lumped in with your immature bullshit. When an E-FED is the only thing you can hold over someone's head, not only is it a far stretch from reality, but it makes you look that much more mentally fragile. Kindly step out of the land of make believe, or at least stay there and shut up about it.

The finish will probably see Christian dodge The Pounce, Monty spear the post, and get hit with the Unprettier while he's stunned. All he has to do is get up off the mat and shake Christian's hand afterwards and he'll be viewed as a babyface like they want, and Christian gets put over well.

I think Black Lushus is a good poster who deserves our respect and thanks. Really. There.