RavishingRickRudo

All the jokes about the beard were worth the ungodly price of the ticket alone.

30? Jesus, what was the ice age like, old man?

If I were to ever make that Fedor HL that I've been contemplating for years now, I'd use Gimmie Shelter as the main theme (with Sympathy for the Devil as the opening intro).

Yes, you can UFSee them on Youtube. UFSee what I did there? Pretty clever play on words.

They can go with the TBS staple "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon", then.

Randy will be gassed after or in round 3, guaranteed. Moving around a grappler the size and skill of Gonzaga is something that kills cardio. However, Gonzaga will also have to move around Randy. It's a good question, that of Gonzagas conditioning and the reality is no one can really say, we can only speculate that because he is younger than Randy and appears to be in relatively top shape for heavyweights, that the later the fight goes, the more it benefits Napao. It's hard to go on his previous fights because so much time has elapsed and cardio is something that can change in just a year.

I think Randy vs. Gonzaga will come down to how Randy will be able to implement his strategy. The first 2 rounds will be his, in my view, because he is a superior wrestler and is good enough to know how to keep his opponent down and score points. Randy won't be looking for a finish, he will be looking to just win 3 rounds. That is Randys biggest advantage over Gonzaga - the fact that he looks at this on a round-by-round basis with no intent to win the fight, but rather, to win rounds and then the fight will come when he wins just as many as he needs. Whether Gonzaga will play into that or not is the key - if Gonzaga looks to finish within the first 3 rounds and fails, the fight could be Randys. If Gonzaga lets Randy win 2 and then turns it up in the third and fourth, it could be his.

Nates cardio looked good against Lister. The Doerkson fight is a bit of an odd one to cite considering how close it was and how Nate got tagged by Dirty. I have Silva taking it, btw. 5 Rounds and I don't think Marquardt will be able to finish him in 3, and after that I think the championship rounds will benefit Silva; he'll have the same snap in his punches and kicks while Nates takedowns will get worse and more predictable.

It needs Sitcom tweaking, it's too OCish right now. 1. Randal needs to say he is gay in order to convince the RA to allow him to stay w/ the chick and/or dress up like a woman to fool the crusty ol dean (where, in turn, a prof. ends up falling for the cross-dressing Randi). 2. The neat freak doesn't work as the lead bff. Try exhibitionist. Male nudity is funnier than OCD. 3. The exhibitionists roomie must be Muslim and/or Indian. Cultural Difference comedy is so hot right now. 4. College is done. For serious. Police Academy, OTOH, is ripe for a return.

Hector Ramirez reminds me of Steven Segal. I hope he wins with a wrist lock and a makeshift microwave bomb.

Stout vs. Fisher is nuts. They could so have a Gatti/Ward series if they continue to kill each other.

I am gonna rep Bishop for naming Taraves "Fez".

I am a producer. Give me money, make you famous.

I will never hate on a fighter for tapping out due to uncomfortableness. Why don't we call triangle chokes what they really are, eh? Balls to the face.

And you both have a penchant... for... uh... gay. Barring a really quick submission, the Guida/Griffin will kick the ass. Gonna be scrambley~!

Poor Matt Hume probably had to learn the hard way. Just like the time he said to Josh "Dude, seriously, it's a fucking cartoon".

LOTC hasn't learned from Sanchez/Koscheck that "It can't suck" usually translates into -at best- an underwhelming fight. You silly fool, LOTC. That said, Guida/Griffin CAN NOT SUCK. Guida is a meth-fighter.

The tickets he wanted probably ran around $700. Are you saying he eats this much moneys worth of nachos?

Ultimate Fight Nighy?

How hard, really, is it to make a Die Hard movie? 1. Bruce Willis as John McClane in a situation he doesn't want to be in but he can't get out of 2. Smug Foreign Terrorists who have ulterior motives 3. Retarded FBI and/or Dennis Franz who just get in McClanes way 4. Black guy who ends up reluctantly helping McClane Have McClane get the shit kicked out of him throughout the whole movie, barely beat the bad guys and look like crap in doing so, where getting in wise-ass remarks is the only thing that makes it all worthwhile. Do you know who I blame for any reinvention to McClanes character? Jack Bauer.

Try to find the tapout guys and convince them to let you be a member of their crew. Then give yourself a wild nickname like "Shoes", but like, "Shooz", and then always go around holding a tapout branded shoe and point at it. It'd be inyaface.

I saw a preview for this and it contained no McLane dialogue. These guys "get it".

BTW, in an attempt to pwn Hawk even more I tried to find a pic of HMC in his grapple diaper, instead I found this: Truly the embodiment of PUNCH-OUT (if Lil' Mac was Thai, and Piston Honda had blue hair)

Oh, I guess SSIRUM means NOTHING to you.

The WEC show was really good. Faber vs. Chance was super, with TWO big time slams (Atomic BUTT Drop 07~!). Hominick should have went in for the kill after that big time shot, his apprehension and undying devotion to not grappling cost him big time. He looked devastated. Larson fucking blew that other guy away. I really like how this show set up future matches. Very focused booking. And Condit vs. Alessio from the hour-long show was fucking tremendous. And there seriously is no group lamer than the Tap Out guys.