RavishingRickRudo

I already posted the meaning of Sports Entertainment. BTW, 13 minutes of Wrestling on Smackdown.

With Stephanie gone, I have to be on TWICE as much to fill the McMahon Quota Isn't it obvious? Taker/McMahon!! It's the match of the century, you know?

I enjoy his dancing.

What he say about Benoit??!

...because Freddy Mercury looks like Dan Severn. They wrote a song about a bicycle. They were made for Hockey. I'm not feelin this "essay thing", but those are my 3 main points.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!! It's been too long, old friend. DEAN, you need to write a book one-of-these-days. I don't know what on, but you need to write one... and I need to read it.

HOLY CRAP were they building up BENOIT tonight?!?!?!!!! *watches pig fly* *watches monkey fly out of pigs ass* *see's hell freeze over* *watches mcmahons take themselves off tv* Oh wait, I didn't watch THAT.

I have a chronic scoff. *scoffs* See? I *scoff* can't *scoff* stop *scoff* *scoff* *scoff* *scoffs* AH SHIT! *spits*

For future events, I'd harken back to the bit of FB I did for the Rey/Hardy WM match where Matt puts a curse on Reys mask and he ends up punching himself in the face trying to get it off. "It only makes it woooooorse!" - Rey.

I was watching Buffy vs. Dracula again the other night - that eps. so ages well. Xander making the comment that blood is life, Dracula saying that Buffy's power is rooted in darkness and then "If you're going out, why don't you take Dawn" "MOM!" With Angel heading WR&H, they could easily bring back the mayor..

I was thinkin more of Season 4 Angel where the Beast came, then he blocked out the sun, and then Jasmine came and everyone became happy and one.

"'[reading from book] The beast will walk upon the earth and darkness will follow. The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction.' Aw, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together." Does this remind anyone of anything angelike?

The first to be eliminated will be FFAARROOQQ

Fedor is injured and cannot defend his title against Cro Cop at Final Conflict. Cro Cop and Nogueria are the top 2 contenders for the title - Nogueria having been the former Champion, Cro Cop being the "hottest fighter" today. Fedor hasn't defended his title since he won it in Feb (not his fault though, Pride put him up against Goodridge and Fujita in the last 2 pride events and made it non-title... they did the same thing with Nog last year) They are basically ripping off the Couture/Liddell fight when Tito Ortiz wouldn't defend against Chuck.

RAVEN DOESN'T RIP OFF KEVIN SPACEY!

So is Vince stealing Ravens 7 Deadly Sins gimmick?

*scoffs* ...I guess. *scoffs*

No, what I was "implying" was that this season doesn't suck. Which is what YOU were implying with your "this season is disappointing" line. The demon dressed up as a human was both hilarious and disturbing - which it was supposed to be. "LorneyTunes"! This IS the season of the Harm.

Yeah, I get my sig pics from http://come.to/susumu (there's also a link at www.bjj.org) I look for news from all around: maxfighting, sherdog, mmaweekly, mmafighter, and various message boards. Goodridge is 7 - 2 - 1 in his last 10 fights. Of course, those 7 wins were generally against nobodies but those 2 losses were against the top 2 heavyweights in MMA... either way, it's a pretty good record.

*scoffs* I didn't say that this season was better than Last Season. *scoffs again* That's just SILLY. *scoffs one more time*

There will only be 2 rounds in each Tournament match.

Hmm, Heidenreich vs. Goldberg...

Can you have a mid-life crisis at 30? Only if you're a wrestler

YES YES YES!!! I FOUNDS IT!!!! ------------------------------------ I will use the greatest gimmick of all time for Funaki to use and modify it for this fued. Funaki is a time travelling warrior-scientist who has come back to stop the rise of Mattitude. For you see, in Funakis future Mattitude has engulfed the world and have made slaves out of all nations. It is a horrible, hateful, world; a world inwhich Funaki wishes to change. *Scene begins with Tajiri eating alone enjoying a sandwich as Funaki walks in* Funaki: Ta-jiri..may..I have..a word...with..you. *Tajiri nods* *Funaki notices the camera and begins to speak Japanese* *Tajiri listens and nods his head, and then Funaki's voice lowers and becomes more ominous, Tajiri is stunned and looks as if he has seen a ghost* *Funaki helps Tajiri up and they walk off together* Michael Cole: What was that all about? Tazz: I dunno, but Tajiri looked like he was told that the world was going to end or sumthin. Cole: Oh that's crazy Tazz, the world will never end. Tazz: Yeah, I guess so Cole. Hey, here comes Matt Hardy with a Mic. Cole: What's this all about? Tazz: I dunno, but he looks as if he has somethin real important to say. *Matt Hardy Enters the ring with Shannon Moore and Crash Holly* Hardy: Fellow Mattitude Followers, I know it has been a hard and long journey thus far and I am proud to see the faith is still kept close to your hearts. The time of judgement is soon at hand and I promise you, your dedication and loyalty will be remembered and is valued by me, Matt Hardy, leader and founder of Mattitude. *Funaki and Tajiri are shown by the side of the smackdown set. Funaki is pointing at Matt Hardy and is telling Tajiri something while Tajiri nods with wonderment. They soon see that Cameras are on them and they rush to the back.* *Crash has a match against Brian Kendrick as Matt Hardy is seated in his very own personal Chair where he watches stoically. Shannon Moore is at his side pointing at the match and Crash wrestles as if he is seeking Matts approval. He wins with Moores assistance. * *After the match Funaki and Tajiri scout Kendrick while Cole and Tazz speculate whether or not Funaki/Tajiri is interested in Mattitude, or Kendrick* *The Next Week* *Funaki and Tajiri confront Kendrick, they are very serious and Kendrick thinks they want to fight. Funaki assures him that he doesn't, and that he needs to have a word with him. Tajiri seems a little more calm now, but still is a little bit unsettled. Funaki once again sees the camera and asks the cameraman to turn it off, but the cameraman shakes the camera as if to say "no" and Funaki rolls his eyes while Tajiri shouts and obscenity.* Funaki: Brian, I..have...something..very important to tell you, and you might not believe me... but please.. listen. I am not who I say I am. I am not just Funaki, Smackdown #1 Announcer, I have a big secret that you should know. Brian: Funaki, you're not - you know - I mean, if you are that's fine and cool and whatever man it's your life, I just don't swing that way. Funaki: Brian..Please...Listen to me... *Brian looks over at Tajiri as Tajiri nods his head with a worried look* Brian: Wow, you're serious aren't you. Funaki: Yes. I am. *Funaki motions over to Tajiri, Tajiri leaves scene* Funaki: Now, as I said, I am not just Funaki, not just a wrestler or announcer, I am more than that. You see, I *Tajiri kicks Camera out of Cameramans hands* *Camera falls and we see Tajiri's face as he bends over to check out the damage. We see his feet move toward Funakis and Kendricks* *Cameraman picks up the camera but there is no sound.* *Funaki is telling Kendrick something, Kendrick begins to laugh, but then becomes very serious and he realizes that Funaki is telling the truth. The Camera catches Brian saying "Matt Hardy" with a bewildered expression on his face.* *Cut to Tazz and Cole* Cole: Wow, what was that all about? Tazz: I dunno Cole, but some serious words said by Funaki to Kendrick, something about Matt Hardy it seems? Cole: What do you think it's about Tazz? Tazz: I dunno, but it seems that there is more than meets the eye regarding Smackdowns very own #1 Announcer Funaki. And it seems as if he is recruiting Brian Kendrick! Cole: Recruiting? What is that all about, Tazz? Tazz: I dunno, but it seems we might have a war on our hands IN the WWE. Cole: And it seems as if it will be between Funaki and his buddies against Matt Hardy and his MF'ers. Tazz: Oh I dunno about that, too soon to speculate, but we better keep our eye on it! *Matt Hardy is shown sitting in his own personal chair as Crash and Moore are at his side on bended knee* Shannon: Matt - what is going on? Matt: Don't worry young Shannon Moore, nothing will stop our Mission of Mattitude, not Brian Kendrick, not Tajiri, and certainly not Funaki. Crash: Yeah! *A few scenes later* *Tajiri is discovered beaten up in the back as Funaki and Kendrick check on him.* Kendrick: WOW! This is serious! Funaki: You're right, We better get him to a hospital. Kendrick: No, I mean THIS. *Kendrick turns Tajiri over and reveals a "V1" logo painted on his chest.* Funaki: Dammit. It has begun. Kendrick: WOW, so it's all true, all of it, you were telling me the truth. Funaki: Yes....I wish it was all I lie... But it's true... He must be stopped. *Kendrick nods and then sees the camera recording everything. He gets up and looks like he is going to do something. The feed stops as there is just static now* Cole: What is going on here! Tazz: I dunno, but something big is happening and it's happening on smackdown! Cole: It's begun? What has Begun? What does it all mean? It all comes to ahead at Judgement Day, if anyone didn't catch that Backlash would feature Tajiri/Kendrick/Funaki vs. Hardy/Moore/Crash. We wouldn't know Funakis true intentions or past; it still would be a mystery. At Backlash they would lose because they weren't ready, they weren't prepared enough to combat the power of Mattitude. Funaki will then declare to the world who he really is and what his mission is all about. Most will just laugh at him and brush him off, but a select few will join him (4 more). Rey Mysterio will play a Sting-esque role, he doesn't really believe Funaki, but he doesn't laugh at him like the others do. Rey realizes that Matt Hardy and Mattitude is evil and wants to fight against them, but still doesn't join as he fights his own fight. He also lacks the confidence because of his loss to Matt at WM. Matt Hardy will see this and then start to recruit more MF'ers. Only two more join him - and it seems as if the tide has turned and Funaki will win and change the future. However, one of Funakis teammates will turn his back and reveal himself to be an MF'er. Both sides are even, but Mattitude has the advantage. At Judgement day there will be a 5 on 5 match between Funakis group and the MF'ers to determine whether or not Funaki can fight Matt Hardy for the cruiserweight title later on in the night. Funakis team wins, but it is discovered that Funaki had been attacked while the match took place so he can't wrestle. Matt Hardy enters the ring for his match all cocky and says nothing and no one can stop Mattitude from taking over the world. Reys music hits and they go at it. Rey ends up winning and it is thought that the era of Mattitude has come to an end. The following Smackdown has Funaki and everyone celebrating the defeat, but Mattitude is far from dead...

1. Drunk Wes is soooooo fucking close to being better than Badass Wes. And THAT'S fucking impressive considering Badass Wes is fucking GOD. 2. Drunk Fred is soooooo much fucking better than current Fred and about a good level and a half better than whacky-afraid-of-the-world Fred... and hotter. Youch. When she was bendin over for like 10 seconds... Youch. Moral of the Story - Keep Fred drunk, but keep Wes as a badass who likes to drink on occasion. 3. Lorne was fucking annoying me though. 4. I concur. The Foxy IS the Foxy; and the Foxy is Eve. 5. That blood/wine/arm thing is just fucked up. 6. SEX! ANGEL! EVE! YES! FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK LIKE RABBITS! SESSSSSSUAL TENXION! 7. Gunn pissing on everything fucking gold. They need to keep that shit up. 8. Knox is cool, but Holden still fucking owns him. Either way, fuck this "Dude de jour pimps on Fred", I'm tired of that shit. Wes needs to be fuckin that shit down or just fuck somethin else pronto. We went through this before! 9. Harmony is SOOOOOOOOOO getting on my good side. Her dancing alone one the floor sooooooo warmed my heart. And then there's the "Bossy" or whatfuckingever she called Angel which soooooo says that Angel has totally warmed to her too. 10. This episode ruled. I missed the first fucking 10 minutes and I hate myself for it... luckily it airs tomorrow on SPACE at 8 and I am going to fuck that shit up all over again. I'm all about that shit - SHUT UP Mole, SHUT IT UP, this season fucking rules now. They need the beast back for one eps. though. You know, for old times sake. 11. "What, do they think I'm only inviting them so I can kill em?" - hilarious. Fuck, this eps. will go DOWN in the history books as being fucktacularly fucktastic. 12. You can generally tell if I like something if I overdo the swearing (esp. "fuck"). Fuck, thank god I watch Angel alone cause I was dancing, doing the fucking twist, marking the fuck out like a bitch, "SPIKE!" "ANGEL!" "GUUUUUNNN!!!" ... thank god no one else saw that... but I feel safe sharing it with you, fine freaks of the goodness that is Angel and the brotherhood of Buffy... God bless you... and yes, I DO go into DEAN-mode... RavishingDEANRudo