the max

Hey, I wear an XL.

Wonders who the hell "Dibs" is.

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The Critic

He's played 1 full season in his career.

Roger Clemens, Dan Patrick, a pitching machine and a bag of oranges. One of the funniest commercials ever. Those "What if?" commercials were OK at first, but after seeing them so many times, I'm kind of tired of them. Although, if Agassi wants to play second, I have no problems with it.

Now your lack of common sense is starting to piss me off. I didn't say diabetic people. I never even hinted at diabetic people. Some people, believe it or not, have DIFFERENT OPINIONS *gasp* on what tastes too sweet, not sweet enough, etc. You don't have to be diabetic to think that normal Coke tastes too sweet. You just have to think to yourself "You know, I think that normal Coke tastes too sweet, so I'll buy a diet and see how that tastes." I'm that way with Mountain Dew. Diet Mountain Dew is infinitely better.

I'm going to wager that Raycroft backstops the B&G to the Conference Finals and cements himself as a goaltender of the future. Also, Aebischer writes himself in as the undisputed #1 in Denver.

He's great. WHEN HE'S HEALTHY. His health certainly leaves a lot to be desired with me, but when he's healthy, he's one of the most dominant players of this generation.

I look at their goaltending too, baron. Khabibulin has been off, and John Grahame wouldn't exactly reassure me. They can score, and they have an underrated blueline, but without that absolute wall, they can't get far.

Corey used a Billy Joel song, but I like this one more: Also...

By not knowing what "etc." is. I'm really down on people who park too close to the lines in parking lots, so I have to either park like them to keep the pattern going, or have them ram my car with their door. Bastards.

For some reason, I have a feeling that this will become the new controversy.

Both from Spinal Tap.

The best is when they look at you with a shocked face, as though you just sucker-punched an old woman.

Reg: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards. McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise. Reg: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

When someone gives you change after you buy something, and they put the coins on top of the bills so that the coins fall off.

Should just ban Leafs jerseys altogether.

Meanwhile, on ESPN, the Devils have a full-contact practice against the Rangers, who looked like they didn't even want to be there. Wee.

I demand a recount.

i think hes retired from music right now. i believe hes into politics. Last I heard he was at SPIN Magazine, but that was a few years ago.

Hey now, Nashville, Atlanta and to a certain extent, Sunrise/Ft. Lauderdale support their teams. No need to move them. That and I want to be able to watch Roberto Luongo as much as possible.

*hangs head in shame*

I hate the Blues. I like seeing new blood in the playoffs, so I'm pro-Nashville. Flames and Oil...hmmm....Either/or