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See, I just think she's a crazy bitch whose only great undertaking in the past decade has been a miserable, failed effort at health care reform.

So you're a leech.

I think this could also be a good spring board for the OAO drunken pranks thread.

9/10 Fucking hilarious movie.

I guess part of the problem is that there aren't any large markets for most teams in the MLB. Being in Boston, if you're not watching the Red Sox, you're not watching baseball. Unless you fork over the money for the nifty packages, you're limited to what you can watch. However- this is no excuse for ignorance of the rest of the league. There's the internet, and ESPN, and lots of other ways to figure out what else is going on.

Man, HBK needs some serious help then. His disorder must be really, really bad. Oh- I thought this was relevant- Q. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None- they like to sit and cry in the dark. Bwaha. I crack me up.

Some really sloppy play and the Sox lose again. The bench this year really, really blows.

Rich "El Guapo" Garces, mother fuckers.

The way the White Sox have been playing lately, the Yankees killing them is entirely NOT out of question. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The White Sox are still a damn good team- after splitting with the Sox, I was convinced that they're not like the O's.

Pre-season football = crap.

If MikeSC was here, he'd tell us all about how Condy Rice is going to win the GOP nomination. Also- people I know that worked for the Kerry campaign say that Edwards is working on blaming Kerry for their loss and gearing himself up for another run. I, too, am wondering about Mitt Romney- local libs recently went on the record praising the tax cuts in MA. Be interesting to see what develops, if anything. As long as it's not another Clinton or another Bush, I'll be content.

Was NOBODY listening to Hassan and Daivari?! Also- I think it speaks to the idiocy of racial profiling that those guys are fucking Italian and are believed by the mainstream WWE audience to be Arab-American. Some people are just so retarded when it comes to race.

[looks at calendar] OH NOES!!

That's the smartest thing I've read in this entire thread.

Giant douche, or turd sandwich? Remember kids- your vote doesn't matter.

As well as sparing the rest of us.

Peach. I could eat a peach for hours.

Cutting is lame- if you're not going to straight up off yourself, go find some other way to get attention. Get a hobby or something. By the way- I have never had a cheesy gordita thingy. But you all have convinced me.

Sox: Mo Vaughn Away Nomar Home [sigh] Schilling St. Patrick's Day Jersey Cetics: Bird Home Patriots: Bledsoe Away Bruins: Oates Home BC: Doug Flutie NU: Hockey Home

Well c'mon, the girl obviously has standards.

And that's a good thing right...? I mean, that IS what everybody wanted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm on the record as saying it's a bad thing.

I don't understand why you put Venom on that list. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The only thing he might be thinking is that since Eddie Brock and Kid Jameson were astronauts together...

Are they splitting MJ and Pete in the third one?

Fucking Canadian hippies.