Modern Man's Hustle

I mean he's a closet homosexual who does a lot of coke. That Yale thing.

I feel bad if the guy doesn't get a good tip. It's not like I live far away or anything, but he's doing a shit job, probably to pay his way through college or something like that, so the least I can do is give him a couple bucks.

I've never been able to see a movie by myself for some reason. I should probably start, though, considering that last time I recommended a movie (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) we ended up watching the Best of Will Ferrel DVD.

I think what ChronoT was saying is that he doesn't want to be subjected to a black ass and that Ripper should be banned. That's how I read it.

I hear ChronoT is into that whole Yale thing.

Just to make sure I'm following...your big twist is to reveal that HHH was behind it all along? I think that's fairly obvious.

The good news is, if we go to the moon (again), it'll silence all of those hippies that insist that we never went to begin with.

The US funds terrorism?

What tracks would you recommend for Planet Funk?

I don't think Batista is going to win the World Title at Wrestlemania, either. So far all the guy has shown is that he can win 30 second squash matches against Maven. Putting the strap on him this early is a mistake, no doubt about it.

Another question: why is it that some people on this board are so hardup on grammar? So far I've seen bigolsmitty make a reference to a "comma superstar", complete with a link to a page about the appropriate usage of commas, then in the WWE folder someone quoted an entire post, must have been 15 lines long, just to say "you used 8 semicolons, and none of them are grammatically correct". Are people this petty?

I can't believe that white girl told on me.

Sometimes shitty quality improves the movie, I've found. I saw a terrible burn of The Incredibles, and the picture was dark and grainy, like the old Batman cartoon. It made the movie a lot more fun for some reason. We had to watch Stand By Me in Psychology for some reason. All it did was make me sad that River Phoenix died before he could do anything really great.

You should see Closer then, if you haven't already. The scene where that picture is from has much better imagery than I could display in my sig.. No one I know is interested in seeing a thinking man's movie. If you can't sum up the plot in a basic sentence they're not interested most of the time. Which sucks, because I really don't feel like seeing movies by myself, ya know?

Anyone watch George Lopez' standup? Very true. "Wait for me, ay?"

Take that back.

I'll get you, Captain of Outer Space, if it's the last thing I do.

Wait, so he wears a suit in the non-hallucination scenes, but still that mask? I don't really know all about the Batman stories, so you'll have to fill me in on this one. Why the hood/mask/whatever?

Alright, I guess that makes sense. The scene with the early Batmobile (w/ the camoflauge) was pretty cool, too. Nice touch.

Is that supposed to be Scarecrow? He's wearing a suit.

Even if the service is slow, or if the pizza is a little bit late getting there, I generally give the delivery guy 2 or 3 dollars. They're bringing me food because I'm too lazy to go and get it myself, I think they deserve as much.

Boogeyman can't lose. I saw it with a girl that I used to date, like a "sorry I fucked you over, let me take you to a movie" kind of thing, and she was jumping into my lap the entire time. That's really all that movie's good for, though.

Maybe that's why it's funny.

DJ Zebra - Come Closer (Nine Inch Nails vs. The Beatles) Trainwreck of a song.

Sage Francis, Brother Ali, Slug - Damage