Lord of The Curry

One elbow to that forehead and Dewees is passing out due to blood loss. BTW, the winner of Dewees/Cote.......

Wow, they sure hyped up that fight as something remotely entertaining. I need to not pay attention when UFC hypes a fight.

"Jim's been looking at me......a lot this week. I'd be weirded out but it's nothing compared to the looks Michael's been giving me."

Clearly somebody did the "Hey, look over there!" trick and switched Pawel and Barnetts piss.

Hughes' shit-eating grin last week during the Laimon/Serra beef was absolutely tremendous.

Punk knows what's up.....

Their lead singer is pretty high up on the list of people I'd pay to see get beaten up.

I will not at all refute that statement. I'm not his biggest fan but for my money Hughes is far and away the King of The Promo in MMA. Him and Krazy Horse. When Hughes uses masturbation as a workout analogy then he'll truly be a god.

You think he's unlikeable now, try watching early Hughes fights. Yeesh.

Well the previews made that episode seem important. I've gotta stop caring about previews. Specifically the CTV preview that had Bens line about the con mans trust in it which because of I did not believe a word about the pacemaker storyline. Was Desmonds whole point the magnetism of the island or that Charlie and Claire should've listened to him about fixing the roof?

Jugs

Keep forgetting we get it early up here. Sorry.

I'd say the Cho Bros. deserved to be eliminated based on their insanely retarded niceness policy.

The hose beast raises a valid point.

Have fun becoming an alcoholic.

Bears can't be Jewish.

The Cho Bros. are the dumbest players in the history of the race. Hands fucking down.

So long as both of them are champs that fight is not going to happen. PRIDE's best hope is a Tito victory (OMG LOLZ) or Cro-Cop moving down to 205 and kicking Silvas head off again.

The main reason why they didn't allow elbows for this show because they didn't want Coleman cut-stopping his way to victory.

Is Kotz too polite to ask "Why are you such a tool?" or was he inferring something else by starting this thread?

Why would the NSAC allow Pride to use kicks and knees on the ground but not UFC?

The Good - Lawler's flying knee to start things off - Nakamura being super-fucking-over, way more then expected. Judo throw!!~ - Hendo/Vitor was passable enough to not be terrible but it's been said before, Vitor is one of the most frustrating fighters to watch. He was broken before shit even began. - Barnett/Pawel wasn't terrible and we got a cool sub finish. - Shogun/Randleman for a fight that was only a takedown and some submission transfers felt fucking epic, like Austin getting caught in the sharpshooter or Angle refusing to let go of the ankle lock. Siiiiiiick kneebar at the end and I imagine once The Hammer licks his wounds Shogun will get his revenge. - Speaking of epic, Fedor/Coleman told an awesome story with Coleman being relentless for the takedown and Fedor hurting him the fuck up each and every time he tried. Fedor had to work a bit harder for the armbar this time but the result was the same. The post-fight shit with Coleman and his daughters had me almost pissing my pants in laughter, 'specially when he introduced them to Fedor. The Not-So-Good - Butterbean/O'Haire has no point on this card so fuck it. - Baroni deprives us of a decent slugfest by taking the fight right to the ground so fuck him. Buh-bye Nishijima. When Baroni can submit you (even if he didn't tap) it's time to head back to the drawing board or, better yet, the boxing ring. - Who was the third guy on commentary and what was his purpose? They had quite a few dead-air moments and people can say what they want about Goldie and Rogan but they don't pull that shit. - Why was the almost hour-long intermission nescessary? Overall a good show, way better then I'm sure the pundits were thinking. UFC's response to Wandy bitch-slapipng Chuck in his own backyard will be interesting.

"I wake up in the morning in a bed that's too small, I drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I come here to work a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well I like pretzel day."

I'm on the fence right now. I wanna keep watching once the merge happens to see the Ozzy vs Yul vs Blond-haired white guy feud kick into high gear as I see those three emerging as the biggest threats. But now that Cao Boi is gone it sucks.