Lord of The Curry

He's not great. Fuck, he's not even good. The most positive thing I can say about the guy is that I've laughed at his mic work occasionally.

He's a lost cause. I think a hooker is the drastic measure needed to get him away from this estrogen-fest.

I'm not doubting the goodness of this movie but those execs are out of their fucking mind to think that Serenity could touch Star Wars numbers.

It'll basically be Hulkamanics vs Pseudo-Smarks who think Michaels is still the best and the backup team of young females. The Psuedo-Smarks will look past Montreal and hate on Hogan for all the WWE/WCW "holding down" and the girls will cheer because they're sheep.

The problem is, a LOT of fans have wanted to see Hogan get what's coming to him for some time now. Couple that with the whoreish shilling of Hogan Knows Best and we could see a reversal of fortune here.

Tenanbaums has one of the more weirdly emotional moments for me at the end of it when Stiller looks at Hackman all choked up and says "I've had a rough year, dad."

I would have no problem with a Shelton/RVD tag team, leading to one of them (most likely Benjy) turning heel and feuding over the IC title.

Why? Oh, right, because Heyman said that's what they'd work.

Like he deserved this for witnessing a weed buy.

Stolen from them scenesters over at Tha Pitchfork. "Those who weren't at the Intonation Music Festival (and we'll try not to rub it in too much) have heard the rumors. Those who were got the facts straight from the horse's mouth shortly after the band took the stage. But we, friends, have the juicy details of how Broken Social Scene's Dave Newfeld was allegedly beaten black-and-blue by police officers last week before a performance in New York. Shortly after Broken Social Scene took the stage on Saturday at the Pitchfork-curated Intonation Music Festival, singer Kevin Drew announced to the audience: "We just decided 20 minutes into arriving in New York that it would be a good idea if we went and bought marijuana. And Dave preceded to get the shit kicked out of him by four policemen, ladies and gentlemen! He got thrown in jail for 24 hours!" And then, amid the jeers, came the kicker: "And now the Broken Social Scene is suing the cops of New York City!" It happened on Thursday night. As Newfeld was being driven from Canada to New York by a friend to play a gig with Broken Social Scene at Central Park SummerStage, his pal and driver decided to stop off and score some weed...in Washington Square! It was an episode of Boy Meets World, Shaun Hunter attempting to convince innocent Cory Matthews to do something he knows probably ain't such a hot idea, but, as Newfeld told Pitchfork on Saturday night, when the other dude's behind the wheel, you gotta roll with the punches. So, our Shaun Hunter exchanges $20 with a dealer in the park while Newfeld stands by watching the events unfold. As Newf tells it: "We walk around the corner, and all the sudden I'm tackled in a football style attack, like a mugger would do, you know? You grab the person and catch them by surprise and they ambush in a football tackle. And then they're like, 'Police, police, police! Fucking put your hands behind you!'" Due to the lax drug laws in Canada, Newfeld says he didn't connect what he assumed to be a mugging with his schwag score, assuming the "police" claim was a ploy by thugs to keep their victims passive for an easy stick-up. "They started punching me in the face and beating the shit out of me and throwing me on the ground, so I'm trying to get away-- not fight them back, because I'm not capable of that, but just to escape. And then they threatened to break my hand and I'm like, "No, don't break my hand! I'm a musician. I gotta fuckin' play tomorrow! And so I'm really freaking out, and at that point I thought, 'Just take my wallet, whatever. Don't break my hand. My wallet's not worth it.'" By now, Newfeld's pal was cuffed on the ground, and finally decided it was time to break the news: "They're cops! Submit!" Oh, and P.S., whoops! After being thrown in the back of a paddywagon, Newfeld was left to sit with a handful of shady characters while the 5-0 went around picking up other perps. He was then taken back to the station in pretty poor shape, strip-searched (whuh-oh), and, having been left in a cell for an hour or two, taken to Bellevue Hospital to have his beatings checked out. It turned out he'd suffered two cracked ribs. While in his hospital bed, he was given a report detailing the charges against him-- four counts of assaulting an officer and possession-- which still stand as of press time. (Ironically, his pal was let off with no repercussions.) He now plans to launch a lawsuit for wrongful arrest and use of excessive force. One topic Newfeld and BSS co-frontman Kevin Drew wanted to stress was that not all the officers exemplified extreme hostility. "There was some humanity involved," Newfeld insists, citing the kindness of certain officers at the station. "Some have sadistic impulses and others don't." And, of course, there's a lesson to be learned in all this-- one which Newfeld says applies not only to his personal life, but to his professional life as well: "Basically, I gotta fucking call my own shots." Follow your hearts, kiddos! Until then...uh, fuck the police?". I doubt anything is ever going to come of this lawsuit. If Amadou Diallou didn't do anything then this won't.

How overrated will the Benoit/Eddy match be? I'm saying it'll be a ** match with people going as high as ****.

Maybe it was 11:59 and during that time period it passed over into tommorow.

Tenanbaums is his masterpiece.

On the special features disc of The Incredibles there is a cartoon called "Mr. Incredible and Friends" and you can watch the episode with commentary by Frozone and Mr. Incredible. Craig T. Nelson and Samuel L. Jackson fucking work the hell out of it, especially Jackson.

It's pointless seeing as how the show is starting in 20 mins. but a "We want wrestling" chant during the Diva Search would warm my heart.

Booker vs Benoit at the Great American Bash 98 is a damn fine match.

He's still pretty tiny compared to most. He went from being a spot-based character to cruiserweight champ to jobbing to Zack Gowan. The question at this point is whether or not fans will buy into him as a wrestler. If he is going to get a substansial push I'd expect a moveset cut and a weak pace to "tell a story". Edge being a recent example of this, even though he isn't as good as Matt.

Are they on sale yet? Cause if so they're probably sold out.

I thought Flair/Angle was ok but I gave respect to Naitch for bumping like an absolute fucking freak in it.

*adds Kotz's idea to the list*

People are buying this shit? Bitch please. The debut of Marshall Mathers in hip-hop is coming soon enough. Perhaps a Carter/Mathers double album?

Sadly, his best WWE work was his tags with Goldust.

So, because nobody has said so yet, anybody that could link up a dl for this match would be Forum God for a day.

The more Rey, Eddy's wife etc. try and keep the secret hidden from the fans, the more the fans are going to cheer Eddy and boo Rey.

Wu-Wear died out a long time ago so E-Bay is probably your best bet.