JJ Johnson

Yeah, it pisses Spoon off.

I guess Muzz has warning Raynor enough.

In all seriousness, JJ Johnson-Zyon, while not really a feud, has been a motherfucker of a rivalry since it started in May 2005, and should receive at least some consideration. And yes, the best parts of it came after last year's Genesis.

Well, we don't want you reproducing anyway. Also, if Men in Black taught me anything, it's that... ...the proper response to Blank's statement is "Your proposal is acceptable."

Or, for that matter, a move called Ground Zero.

"Speed Ballin'", by the Roll Playaz. .mp3

I hereby decree that Johnson and MANSON's team name is Blood & THUNDER. So let it be written, so let it be done.

I'll do it in character. So, no, I won't.

I can't be the only one who noticed that Cross, listing tag team champions, failed to list MANSON and I. MANSON will lariat you as you attempt to break up my stepover facelock on an ailing Akira for that, Cross.

Quantity over quality. It's my only hope for Cruiserweight Champion of the Year.

Can we have #1 Contender of the Year? I take that one by force, burning your village and raping your women. MANSON can help.

Ottawa.

I enjoyed the 'Agile backs will dodge the defender. Power backs will simply run over the defender. Shaun Alexander will pick the defender up and break them over his knee before using his shattered corpse to fend off other defenders on the way to the end zone.' part of the running tutorial.

Now the metamorpHHHosis is complete.

Avoid the frogsplash, however.

Multiple Hardcore Title reigns, two(?) tag reigns, and the USJL championship.

Danny = Rane? Perhaps trained with Landon on the finer points of wrestling on stilts? Continuity aside, this is pretty awesome. AXU BOMBAAAAAAH!!

AKIRA FAILS AT WRESTLING MOVE DESCRIPTION, AUGUST 14th 2006 EDITION The TenzAnaconda Vice, the original, is a side-seated top wristlock. The CM PunAconda Vice is a side seated arm triangle choke. Since it says in Akira's stats that his move is not to be confused with Punk's move, one must assume that he means the Tenzan version, which has no sleeper anywhere in it.

This is easily the best expression I have ever, ever heard.

JJ Johnson, you mean.

Alan Fuck was easily my greatest creation.

Well, I must admit I forgot about that; that and the Tag Title Match that I wrote I both thought were good, and are easily bright spots of this otherwise dismal year. The match against Landon would be another, if not for the whole 'it lost' thing, as I was also proud of that one.

The proper term, Bruce, is 'Johnson brings the suck', as Johnson has since April, or potentially since January. I'd like to apologize to everyone for my match quality this calendar year, which has been either A) Low, or B) Non-existent, either in that it was the drizzling shits or I simply didn't turn something in, which has happened with alarming frequency. Basically, I'm being a slacker in a time in the fed where slackers are not at all in short supply, and I really am sorry about that. I'll try to help it, if I can. Shit, I might even comment later, since feedback is good for keeping those who do write writing.

Opening promo, maybe. Got better plans, and you may very well? PM me.

Seen my stats? Book it.