JJ Johnson

Mags, I will gladly take more than a cursory glance. Much, much, MUCH more in-depth (compared to my last comments) comments later.

Editted to what, if you knew the truth and yet said that anyway, probably would have been said.

Darn. I was gonna call it and sit there beatboxing. I haven't done it since we were in the Seychelles. As an aside, I've changed my moveset to allow for more creativity and to take up less space. Maximum effect, minimum effort.

Someone link me to the Matt Morgan interview. I'm entirely too lazy to go looking for it. Yes, I like the new approach. Kayfabing everything is just going to make it seem like they're trying to insult everyone's intelligence. Now if only they would do this with the magazine, like someone said.

No, wait. Bunged that up.

Dude, now they have to bring Eddie Murphy back and have a "Who powerbombed Buckwheat?" segment.

Oh, that explains it. Now I kinda feel bad.

"I'm Captain Charisma, bitch!"

I wish it were best of seven. *sighs as visions of Magnum TA-Nikita Koloff dance through my head*

Blue Meanie nip slip

I demand Orlando sing "Three Times a Lady"

From what I've heard of him, he's always sounded like he smokes three packs of cigarettes before each sentence.

Because I can't take the belt off a heel champion. Duh. *guy whispers something in my ear. "In your dreams" is heard.*

London bombings + = Parental advisory That being said, Stevie has an awful voice for promos.

I like tag action. A cookie for you, Sir Tom.

Dude, guys. Superman 64. It was impossible.

You can use that excuse anyway. Will it be effective? Doubtful. But you can use it.

It would look fine if he didn't let the back grow out. Mullet =/= hockey hair.

Does anyone have a better description of the Koji Clutch than the one on the last page?

I meant the Ortiz thing.

That doesn't take 9 hours of UFC.

And not very up to date, at that. It would be very surprising to learn that the rules haven't changed since July 2001. That's just lazy.

Zangief was always my favorite. That and the stretchy Hindu guy. Of course! I've YET to see Ghost Machine bend ANYTHING into a U shape. Obviously not a robot. Thank you for clearing that up.

Neat idea. The rules, if anyone cares.

"Brian" is just a nickname, though. Everyone knows his real name is Viktor.