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JJ Johnson

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  1. When'd Punk stop wearing those cool shorts of his and go with the whole lame tights getup he has now?
  2. *kicks Jay in the head and takes Stacy as Johnny weeps*
  3. If you mean the fish, yes, koi are native to Japan.
  4. What the hell! The second I read that, I log on, and you're gone. Patience, Bwana. Patience.
  5. Well, there's more than that to it. For example, Carolina BBQ has a vinegary taste, while places like Memphis (Which, by the way, is the best barbeque. Anywhere. Ever.) have a bit of a smoky taste about their barbeque. That being said, I enjoy a good rack of ribs. I prefer sandwiches, however.
  6. You could PM me the clues. Then again, I'm Toxx's stablemate, and therefore his stoolie, and would rat you out just as fast as he would. HEEL HEAT~!
  7. DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten here earlier.
  8. It's "penises". It's US that becomes I. Hippopotamus, cactus, fetus, Toys R' Us. Hippopotami, cacti, feti, Toys R' I. It's that simple.
  9. Blassie once cut Rikidozan open, sucked the blood off his forehead, then spit it back in Riki's face. A bunch of old people had heart attacks and died watching that. Now, who from this list was so heelish that people DIED watching him?
  10. Yeah. Hey, remember back when this thing worked?
  11. I'm with Dub Cee in that I would rather hold a mid-card belt (or, in 13th Hour's case, a main event belt, but you know what I mean) than the World Title. I'm more than willing to be involved in the Cruiserweight Division now that I'm able to write again.
  12. Come chat, you ignorant sluts, and hear about how my 15-month-old nephew is tougher than Sabu.
  13. Yeah. Darth Benedict has nothing on us.
  14. Come to chat! I'm distributing bling! BLING!
  15. OMGWTFTRIUMPHANTRETURN?!? Yeah. Chat.
  16. Toxx and Johnny Even though it makes no sense, I'll still say Scotty P Knuck if you pick Buck *knucks* Hawke Rogers Zyon
  17. I guess you don't realize Smackdown is taped, and they can pipe in all the booing and Eddie Sucks chanting they wish.
  18. Knock knock. Who's there? You should probably be in chat.
  19. And when, might I ask, did anyone play football in the Alamodome? All I can remember going on there sports wise is Spurs games. On a side note...NUMBA FIVE HEAT! SWEETNESS! *runs around singing a merry tune*
  20. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Landon Maddix (SWF International Champion) v. Jay Hawke Landon to retain, because I can't win the title from a heel champion. It doesn't make-oops. Did I just type that? I'm not predicting the other one, because I'm in it.
  21. I'll be Secret Service.
  22. Went back and redid the finish. The match is now 4.8k
  23. Because that would be too much weight on the tables, and they would snap. And the guy climbing the tables=owned.
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