JJ Johnson

Boston Brawler!? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! myself

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Rockers win the titles?!? *marks out*

But I don't want to jo-OH! Jarrett! Phew! That was a close one!

Canadian Rugby > American football > English football

Billy and Chuck remix, essentially.

BAH GAWD!! Sorry. I had to.

That rap battle was at Royal Rumble. "Tomko. Gimme a beat. My name is Christian, the king of crunk. I'll take you to school Cena, and you're gonna flunk. I'm Captain Charisma...I'm Captain Charisma, read 'em and weeps. I'm gonna throw you out for all my peeps. Just like Dracula comes from Transylvania I'm winning the Rumble, and going on to Wrestlemania bff a chicka bff bff pa chicka chick"

Hush. No one must know.

Tee hee. Kittens.

I find it funny that funny things are funny. Ain't that a hoot?

^^^Owned beyond the ability of the human mind to comprehend it^^^

In a recent interview, he stated that he had no interest in turning heel at all. Nor did he have any interest in a fifth title reign.

The Rock at a PPV showing an orgy at an old folks home would pop a buyrate. The Rock has the Midas touch. Vince also has the Midas touch, but in a different way. Everything he touches turns to mufflers.

Yeah, he pokes the dog. Another thing he could do is carry around one of those little chalkboards like when Homer broke his jaw on the Simpsons.

I loved Congo. I especially loved the part when he beat Thunderlips, and...oh. That was Rocky III, wasn't it. Well, I read the book Congo anyway. Or maybe just be like Lassie. ARF ARF ARF!!! "What's that, JJ?" ARF ARF! "Pretzler's caught in the well?!" ARF! "Damn. Guess we have to do another initiation." Grrrrrrrrr... "I mean RESCUE HIM! Yeah, that's what I meant, rescue him."

"Den I caught him in the Frostbizzle and he submizzled!" "Fo' rizzle?" "Fo' rizzle."

That tattoo would look better if he were muscular.

Everyone's e-fed character has a Razor but me. Then again, what would my e-fed character use it for? To get the wax out of his ears?

Technically, RVD was Undisputed Champion for about thirty minutes.

*takes a bow* Now I just have to think of an arena that's on an island...or by a river...

Hey, at least he didn't do the secret handshake. It's so secret, not even the Nazis know it.

I'd put so much gold on it that it'd weigh 300 pounds. I'd then make him swim to the arena whilst wearing it. Problem solved.

Sometimes I think I need a rocket propelled grenade too, but then a handgun works just fine.

True or false: Stevie Ray once referred to Scott Steiner as both "synthetic" and a "sad, sack-ass fruit booty"