JJ Johnson

5.2, with teh incredible ending?!?

Maybe he meant crippled

Yeah, that first stunner on Vince looked like shit.

You could always edit it into the HOLT report.

True, but if you break the law, you would be a minority suspect. And that's not something I would wish on anyone.

I agree completely with the above statement, and would like to add that I kick ass at Risk.

That's because they don't want you to make a don't try this at home video. When I first saw that, I was in awe as to all the stuff on there. Then I went and tried to belly-to-belly my cousin through a window. I guess that video didn't work.

BRING ME PETER PAN!!! What? He's kind of a midget.

There's 88 bathrooms. I smell a massive swirlie session

I pity the foo' that don't come to chat!

ESPECIALLY if I include my insane ALAMODOME COLLAPSES BUT JOHNSON AND THE REF GET OUT IN TIME AND JOHNSON JUST PINS THE RUBBLE. Sorry. I'll shut up about that. Spine, could you PM me your half of that match so I can read it? I feel in the dark.

Low blow? Johnson with a low blow? Since when? I coulda sworn my stats said something about never cheating. Meh. I'll just take out my anger on IL.

Unless I include my insane ALAMODOME COLLAPSES BUT JOHNSON AND THE REF GET OUT IN TIME AND JOHNSON JUST PINS THE RUBBLE spot. So yeah, Pretz-WC will be the best.

*Begins hoarding padding to put in his gloves so he doesn't break his hands on IL's face* *like he cares anyway*

Okay, I know a way to solve this. Heads=Francis Tails=Jenkins Call it in the air.

I'm pissed I stayed up all night.

..SHUT YO MOUTH! Just talkin' bout Shaft. Well we can dig it.

My sentiments exactly.

Yeah. Fatty.

He said naughty words. That aside, this was a neat promo, in that you got the whole Oh who's he talking to what's up with the dots vibe off of it.

Yeah, me too. Confusion all around, then!

Hell, I'll write a haiku detailing how I retained my Hardcore title. Johnson does a move Johnson pins his opponent No new Hardcore Champ See? That simple.

Where has all the innocence gone?

This surprises people...?

It's for titles, according to teh spoilerz OMG?!?