If Hell is anything like Dante's Inferno I hope the woman's punishment is to give birth to demon seed sextuplets every nine months fully equipped with unending morning sickness, and no clothes will fit her ever again.
And the guy? The exact same thing, except he'd be giving birth through his penis, which splits open like an Applebee's Onion Blossom, and the healing process takes 8 months, 30 days (roughly) so by the time it's fully healed, it's time to bloom again.
Is that weird?