Bruce Blank

Or that your name is Xavier

Oh har-de-har-har hilarious joke, first time on the net that one has been implied, good one there little buddy Gold star for originality

Man you Brits have weird names for your dicks.

3500 paid huh? Impressive

That right there is enough to get upset about cause they have potential for soooooooo much more

I remember 2 particularly disturbing singlet looks 1 was from right before Summer Slam: Warrior & Savage Vs the Nasty Boys Warrior's single was flesh colored with muscles painted on it and the warrior logo on his chest - and that was it, he appeared naked almost, all it needed was an airbrushed penis to give us the full frontal effect Warrior Vs Savage - Summer Slam it looked like the skin had been peeled away and you could see all his muscles underneath it - kinda cool/kinda creepy in a way He should have gone with a 3rd one that had the muscles torn away too to show that deep down he was a robot under all the muscle

Yeah Neidhart in WCW - he had the "Anvilizer" as his finisher, which of course was the Million $ Dream I always thought it was odd to give a power house brawler a sleeper finisher. I saw him squash jobbers and that was about it I think.

in real life scaffolds aren't 474 feet long and like 50 feet wide with light bulbs and big TV screens and speakers and shizniz either. and we don't have to write them like most scaffold matches which are X & Y climb up X & Y move very slowly to not shake the scaffold or fall off X or Y is pushed over the side and hangs from his arms to make the drop less than it really is and they can fall to their feet Someone falls then end - very disappointing. thank god for the fact that we don't have to write them true to life

I thought you said "easier"??

Except HHH already did the whole Big Show show thing and put him in his place - boring, repetitive and hardly "credible" Kane? right I guess if I forgot the past HHH/Kane feud and forgot that Kane has been floundering round the mid card forever except when he's brought "up" for a short run to put someone over then mayb... nah who am I kidding Kane isn't built up as a credible challenger to the World title. Jericho? okay now we fantasy book guys not even in the WWE - how about Austin? The Rock? how about Christian jumping to the WWE with the NWA title?? Hey I hear there are guys in Japan bring them in too. Oh and Shane O? A sideshow attraction wrestler at his best? Yeah don't sign me up for that one. Now try again, only this time tune in to THIS reality and tell us who'd make CREDIBLE challengers to HHH The judges say: 0 points for DH

Oh no, no, no I like it! I like the oddball, off the wall weird stipulations - I mean 474 feet of scoreboard, 3 GIANT screens and all the lightbulbs and what not makes for quite an Ultraviolent title match Those I tend to win - it's the normal rules matches I mainly lose *wink* (smileys removed to make Landon's life easier lol)

Alright now I at least have an idea how wide I can write this thing - it's not a narrow plank ,)

LOL now that's a unique stipulation just one question - being totally ignorant on most things baseball, it's 474 feet long (damn!) but how tall was it? (or wide in the way it's suspended I guess) 20 feet? 30? and now I'll have to figure out how long 474 feet is in meters

I hope you're not asking me, cause my fed history is probably weaker.

Man are you grumpy or what? are you having one of those days? or maybe a day?

I'll get it right when you get the formating of the TLC match right And may be spelled that way but phoenetically it's pronounced "AfterShoxxic"

Well the show was very light on action - not that it's a surprise since there was one match booked and only 2 days between shows. but a few interesting promos and developments. Cross jumps right into a storyline Spike & Zyon play off the TLC match to build their tension Avery is a firebug A promo from the new tag-team champions promising to defend more than once in 51 days and my stuff so to sum up Aftershox = from me. No card until tonight =

Yeah, right. Oh yeah the mistake wasn't bringing in Sting, promoting his signing to high heavens and then proceed to not have him on the damn show forever (and still don't) but oh no it's because they were too GOOD at making it look like Sting retired *rolls eyes*

No travel, less dates. yeah but the point is also "less money" - probably quite a bit less.

thank god for finishing high school and college and any other schooling I might need. oh and that I can't be grounded

Between 11PM and 6AM my time I'm usually asleep and thus cannot reply to PM's (I don't sleep-surf )

They must have done their homework on time

Maybe its someone else. Please let it be a Test midget. Then he would have won with a "small boot" instead Apparently the best way to get a contract with the WWE is to be fired by them for not having any ideas for how to use you? LOL Palumbo, Moore and maybe Test? Yeah that's a trifecta of bleh

I'm sure Desperate Housewife is just surprised & shocked about that

in short David Cross huh? I'm glad to see that he included a bit of a history lesson for us newbies so major thumbs up for that Calvinball - other than a few spots I was disappointed in this. A report pasted in mixed with some game references and what not just isn't what I expected everyone else must have no showed. I'm digging the whole "Clan Plan" thing that was brewing through all of it - something wicket this way comes for sure. IL - you move stealing bastard it's on now (I'm thinking Wayne needs to not even show up for 2-3 shows to sell that beating) DubC, AU, Wes - awesome work on the title matches I'm not going to sit here and nitpick (if there even was something to nitpick at ) just congratulations for bagging the gold. and it seems that Ghost Machine's software has been recomplied and optimized for the Cruiserweight division - awesome! No Longdogger and a potentially crispy Coyote (which is good eatin' by the way yum-yum) This story ends but Coyote still has unfinised "Judge" business and who knows what else the *wink*wink* rookie will do? Did I miss anything?