Smartly Pretty

You! I wanna take you to a gay bah! Gay Bah! Gay Bah! How can you not love a band with an annoying Bostonian accent?

It's actually a good song. I have no objections

You offered that last time

I'd always do another one, if you can tolerate "take a shower/do your homework can I borrow 5 bucks" etc.

Sometimes, I think.

Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight - Tiny Tim

I don't see how you can say that after reading my match. That match was awful. Though I can't say it was my top priority for the weekend.

Janus, your reputation for fur is too well known for that joke to work. I'd also like to note that the fact that I fell for it 3 times on April Fools day should be completely disregarded. Damn that Justin Johnson.

Incandenza, you live in Orange Park? Small fuckin' world, man.

Don't you mean you'll earn points by knocking him out? lololololololol2006

Spike/Laberinto begs to differ. lolz jay kay spike

There's a first.

What about your sandwich?

You make up for that by being the most awesome writer ever.

Only if you come up with a funny gimmick for him.

Well no shit; that's an NWA-Wildside photo.

Juji-Gatame

EDIT: nevermind

Best game ever.

da johnsons lolz

...When did Orton shit in someone's bag?

I call opening promo, for the first time ever.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wildchild © vs. Michael Cross C'mon Mike, you can do it... Iron Australian Knockout Challenge JJ Johnson vs. Janus JJ wins this. Quite obviously storyline based. SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu © vs. Christian Fury I never have anything cool to say here. BARB-WIRE LANDMINE MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Insane Luchadore Blank rebounds and picks up a huge win. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Spike seems rather upset. Last time that happened, he got laid. Landon wins by no-show. Amy Stephens © vs. Zyon (non title) Toxx, though this could be pretty competitive. Kevin Coyote and Avery vs. Jimmy the Doom and The Crimson Skull The Skull of Doom~! OPENING BOUT Grendel vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers Is this like, double warm body or something? Seriously, who's Grendel? I see no stats post for this Grendel character.

You're going to want to get some extra ink and whatnot. Trust me.

He didn't post any stats. That's a new concept. And unban me from chat