Smartly Pretty

My god, Coyote, what the hell? You asked a pretty pointless question, seeing as the card went up on time, and Storm is always Friday. Then Judge tells the writers in his match that he can send the match in early, leading to you complaining that it doesn't answer your question. YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THAT MATCH! But when I point this out, I'm a smartass who needs to do his homework.

...uh, yeah. That still doesn't answer my question. Nor should it. He was talking to Drunk and Disorderly and Griffin/Hawke.

I was playing off the other thread, but ok

I'm grounded again, and sneaking on my brother's chat less comp. So no go fo me, g hizzle dawg.

Well I've quoted it now, so it's here forever, barring admin intervention.

haha. Nice.

Thanks, Pete

*marks out*

The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © It's ELMentary my dear, Watson. Spelled wrong? Yeah, but I like puns. Especially bad ones. Lethal Lottery Match (Pool A) Stryke and Wildchild (1-1) vs. The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu © and Michael Cross) (2-0) The team wearing assless chaps. Lethal Lottery Match (Pool C) Insane Luchadore and Kevin Coyote (2-0) vs. Ced and Laberinto (0-2) Yeah, uhh, what the hell happens to LDP/Coyote is Luch and 'Ote win this? I pick Cederinto, cause of that. Lethal Lottery Match (Crosspool) Rush Hadrian and Todd Cortez (1-1) vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon (2-0) Zyon's gonna get back on the right track, and I think Spike is a little un-emoed right now. Not to mention I'm pretty sure JJ isn't going to bother writing when his partner's Oat toasting. Lethal Lottery Match (Crosspool) Drunk and Disorderly (Amy and Bruce ©) (1-1) vs. Jay Hawke © and Arch Griffon (0-2) Drunk and Disorderly are such a great pair. Best thing to come out of the LL. Opening Bout Christian Fury vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 Fury, because . . . uhh . . . *runs*

I fear CM Punk will join that list. He's going to have an OVW title reign, so he sorta counts. Not really, but whatever

Those odds aren't as high as the ones that say he'll be so stoned before hand he tries to offer Thoth pot through Skype.

Dangah! Dangah! High Voltage! That music video scarred me.

2nd is Judgement Slam, I think.

I'm not starting a fight, I'm just making jokes. Everyone takes their flaws too seriously. I'm a lazy, grammar lacking, feminie looking (and apparently sounding), Internet radio show participant with my mom. Normally when people point out these things, I laugh. Laughing at yourself is something a lot of people need to learn how to do.

Meh, Cross isn't NEARLY as good as Ghost Machine was. Did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, of course. When I think Fire, I think frigid Candian cities, only associated with fire because they were too lazy to change nicknames after they moved. The banshell, in Ridgewood New Jersey, fuckers

And a pure rules match. Just to mix stuff up. Go hypocrisy.

Heart in a Cage - The Strokes

Is Storm no longer hardcore? Did I miss a memo?

I'M STRAIGHT BREAD! I'M STRAIGHT BREAD!

Ken Doane will be very good someday, but is a little green. Johnny Jeter I like a lot.

Singaporians > Chinesse. They swallow easier.

No, he was more like the sailor on the Simpsons for me

You one upped him. You no-showed for a month and got a World title shot.

. . . or DID it . . .