Smartly Pretty

The deep throat part is what seals it.

Just like the ESPN guys always have to make sure everyone knows they're watching ESPN? "I'm not good enough to be an anchor . . . ESPN" I should start adding ESPN to the end of sentences out of no where.

Does anyone have any Capp matches? They'd be greatly appreciated.

I can get in, I just can't use the amp and stuff.

Seizure Man (from www.explosm.net or something like that) would be fucking awesome.

Is there a Mac version of the script?

1) Who are you, and what have you done this year? I'm Akira Kaibatsu, and so far I've feuded with Bruce Blank, and just recently formed a tag team with Michael Cross, as Asia Underground. 2) What do you think of CC and their work at this time? CC does a great job. Fuck ups are limited, and when they occur, they're fixed. Hell, just keeping an e-fed running for longer than a month is hard. Good job! 3) What do you think this fed's strongest suit is? The atmosphere. Everyone is friendly, and nice, and intelligent. No ones really arguing, or getting pissed off. You can go hang out in the chat, and shit like that. Great place to meet intelligent people, and talk, and stuff. 4) What do you think this fed's weakest suit is? It's a little slow. Most shows go up a little late. Though to prevent the fed from dying altogether, it's nessecery. 5) Do you have any suggestions for changes in how things are run? Not really. Maybe a bit more time, to prevent some no-shows, but for the most part, it's a great system 6) Overall, do you like the direction the fed is headed in? Yeah. This is definitely the best e-fed I've been in. I'm having a boat load of fun. elaborate answers suck.

They break even with ticket sales, and make profits on tape sales. They're far from dying.

I don't know anything about soccer, but supposedly we got fucked. *shrugs*

Where was that list when Blank and I were coming up with match stips for the wheel?

I have a feeling I ruined a potential one, by no-showing Agony of Defeat.

This man is awesome. I'd really like to see him do some sort of team with Jimmy Jacobs, Team Metrosexual, or something. And his facts really put those Mattitude ones to rest. 100% glam in a fucking can, officially has a bandwagon. Even if it's a one man bandwagon so far.

1087. Things are tough for grounded people.

Giant love-fests are SO hot right now.

Well, it's IRC. I know that, Tig. As for what and where. I forget. Yeah, I'm good at this remembering stuff.

Bo needs to take Mike Jone's line. That'd be sweet.

Supposedly it was scheduled to go on even longer, but couldn't, what with the fucked up suicide dive and all.

You could bring your mamma in.

WWE has no angel. If they did, it would have told them how much it sucks already.

Awesome. Totally awesome.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.

Akira Kaibatsu I was wondering what happened to Rage

Wanna thank Laberinto for not killing the Divine Wind's cred You told me you used it, but I wasn't sure if it went over. Thank man

It was used on SportsCenter, but they used it because the skit was so popular.

I'll be sure to put my wonderful Mr. Pibb down to have some of Toxx's spotted dick's next time the situation arises. "MR. PIBB AND RED VINES = CRAZY DELICIOUS" That's gold, JJ. Total gold. The Matthew Perry line is the dumbest, man.