Failed Bridge

There are supposedly talks between the Red Sox and Padres where David Wells would go back to San Diego, Dave Roberts would come back to Boston and the Red Sox would also aquire a pitcher (most likely Akinori Otsuka)

You drive out most of them with your inability to actually work with somebody and instead go the "Its my way or the highway" route. and I didn't leave because of drama. I left because I got sick of writing up whole things on my own when I made plans with somebody just to watch them skip out for some reason. and as far as NGA goes I think he believes I hate him. That's untrue. He doesn't matter to me one way or the other which is what I hope he would feel about me. The thing I'm saying is he has no talent to write. Maybe he can build a house faster and better than anybody or fix electronics better than the average person. I'm certain he has a talent, its just not writing. If anything I've just said publicly what everybody I've spoken to has said privately behind your back. At least be thankful that I was honest to your face. Eski is a good writer and so is KC. Before he comes in I'd also like to state that Tony is a good writer as well in my opinion. Still, Alfdogg is the clear cut choice for Heavyweight champ. This really wasn't intended to be an "Air your dirty laundry" thread or one to start drama. I just believe that Alf should be champ. With all the shit given to him over the years and the fact he's time and time again been one of the most entertaining writers that has been there in a bind he deserves the title. Even Popick admitted it.

Actually I "took it to Japan" after everybody I had planned on working with for the next 2 months up and left. I had a plan set with PK for month 3, but by then I no longer cared about the fed. The main thing is an actual good champion tossed the title away because of all the politics in a freaking e-fed. This is all that matters.

The Dominican Republic is the only successful gimmik I've ever had. Its sad that it was wasted at that board.

So when do we rename the folder "Frivolous The Czech Republic Shit"

people figured out it wasn't a threat as long as you ate some Chicken Noodle Soup, drank some orange juice, and took a couple of asprin.

Don't trust anything from there. I still regret lending my services to that place. You really won't find any useful info there. I'll stop there before it derails the thread completely.

somehow asking for a trade to a contender so you can win a ring before your one good kidney (that you recieved via transplant) gives out, makes you an asshole.

looks like she's packing twins. I'm surprised she can stand up that straight.

In the album Kayne West is now working on he explains that "The Bird Flu" was released by Prime Minister Tony Blair and the "British FBI" into the crow and raven population to keep them from protecting the other members of the bird species from bird-watcher brutality.

I find it funny that a majority of the people here talking about rap are white WWE fans that read comic books and junk. Its like a folder full of the Michael Bolton character from Office Space.

The OAOAST is a sinking ship ruined by politics and some writers who are less than stellar. There's only one person who can save it. One man that can guide it into the new year and take the company on his back. That man is Alfdogg. The man that survived the vicious rumors of being a "low draw" from those around him that were jealous of his success. Yes, Alfdogg. The only man available to bring Sandy briefly out of retirement because Sandy knew the match would be the greatest of his e-career. When booking future shows I want you to ask yourself this; In a year where the title has been tarnished by NGA and then sent to Popick after Hoff threw it away like it was a gift basket of fruit...couldn't we use a champion as dignified and respected as Alfdogg? I think the answer to that is clear. Paid for by the committee to make Alfdogg World Champion

Great to see it get those kinds of ratings even with a shitty heavyweight finals. I'd like to know how the Diego Sanchez/Nick Diaz fight alone did in ratings.

Ripper wouldn't be making quite the fuss over this if the player was white.

There were talks, and then they told Jeff Jarrett, "Shut up. It aint going to happen."

A.) Slacks, a fairly nice looking shirt, and clean shoes B.) Depends on what the minimum wage in your state is. C.) They may offer you the minimum they give to anybody in an overnight stocking position as you have absolutely no prior working experience evidently.

Except after T.O. said the thing about the Eagles being better if Favre was their QB there was a player only meeting while T.O. wasn't present where Donovan said "You're either with me or you're against me. I just want to know where everybody stands.". Donovan clearly drew a line in the sand at that point. nobody is to blame for T.O.'s suspension and deactivation except for T.O.

I'll allow that because I doubt Manny would waive his 10/5 no trade for Philli and Philli probably wouldn't give up Abreu for Manny. I'm all for aquiring Abreu though.

I found substituting the bread with a huge ass piece of lettuce allows for low-carb sandwhiches.

I'd find it fun to run a MLB team with Al. Hey Al, lets go interview for the Red Sox job together. We can be a team like Jim Beattie and Mike Flannigan were...except we won't suck. If we succeed then you can go to Philli when old man Gillick decides to leave because he's...well...old.

Its a start though, and Jacoby Ellsbury is more a Johnny Damon type hitter. He's a very good defender too. David Murphy started to come on strong in Portland at the end of the season, so who knows. Still that team is inexpensive enough where you can spend for the missing pieces. And I don't know about being unimpressive when the starting rotation would be ridiculously talented and they would be a better defensive team than they are at the moment.

I wouldn't shed a tear if somebody picked off UTSU...

If they do trade Manny I still like that Cameron, Petit, Milledge package. I'd like to see them do what Cleveland did and I believe they could get back to contention faster than Cleveland did as well. Right now Cleveland has a great team and their 2005 roster cost a little over $40mill. Keep David Ortiz, Schilling, Tek, and Wakefield but blow up the rest of the team. As a Red Sox fan the chance to see a young and very talented team like Cleveland has, along with its cost plus the Red Sox financial means...well that excites me. The 06 season probably would be nothing too special, but with what they already have in the minors I think 07 would be a good year. If they got that above package for Manny then in 07 you could be looking at... C Tek 1B ? 2B Pedroia SS Hanley Ramirez 3B Kevin Youkilis LF David Murphy CF Lastings Milledge RF Jacoby Ellsbury DH Ortiz SP Papelbon Petit Jon Lester Anibal Sanchez ? Bullpen Delcarmen, Craig Hansen That right there is alot of great youth. Get a power bat for 1B (As it stands right now Derek Lee is a potential FA after the 06 season. Maybe he wants to test the FA market) and strengthen the bullpen and this team would be young (for the most part) and dangerous. They would also have the leadership of Tek and Ortiz as well.

Agent and Ripper appear to be ignoring the fact that T.O. started the physical portion of the fight with Hugh Douglas and then challenged the rest of his team to fight him physically as well if they didn't like him.