Failed Bridge

I really wish I did have the money to order it seeing as how I'd like to see them succeed and they won't be having an easy time of doing so if everybody is just downloading the event.

I started at 286lbs and I'm already down to 270.

I don't watch Arrested Development when its on TV but I buy the DVD sets. I figure if strong DVD sales brought back Family Guy then strong DVD sales will keep AD on. I also haven't really watched any of the newer Family Guy episodes after the first 2 or 3. I'll just buy the Volume 3 DVD when it comes out.

Obituaries That Don't Warrant A Thread

Alf, did you hold up a sign that read "Bring Back Sid!" ?

Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, etc

That form is too feminant. TNA doesn't need to worry about legal battles with the WWE. Christian will be doing it on his own to ensure he can use the name anywhere for the rest of his career.

I feel like I should be showering after I listen to any Drew Rosenhaus press conference.

If I had the money I would. Who knows, maybe I get the job at that Sports Bar and I can have them order it and watch it on an absurdly large Plasma TV.

Yup, the Mets(surprise, surprise) and Mariners are supposedly at the top of the list of teams looking to aquire him. Mets would have him play first base of course while the Mariners would lock him in at the DH position.

He's injured still from what I've read. He is working as a Road Agent for TNA during the injury though.

9 times out of 10 you have a guy come in as a heel and then let the fans decide when to make him a face. You can't force the fans to cheer for somebody, but they're usually more than willing to boo. I say you have him come down during the number one contendership match, make it look like he's there to help Hardy, and then at the end he levels Hardy and costs him the match. Later that night have him help JJ beat Rhino. On iMPACT he explain that JJ got him in and he's aligned with him and AMW. If you do this then... You get the Monty Brown/JJ feud Hardy/Christian feud Team 3-D/AMW feud continued That allows for an eventual 8 man tag, and if later on they wanna go down the road and have Christian beat Monty for the title causing JJ to get jealous and attack Christian...well that's an easy way to turn Christian face right there.

I expect that to happen at the iMPACT following Genesis though, along with him explaining whatever actions he takes at said PPV. Not the night of the PPV.

Why not just have Christian cost Jeff Hardy the number one contendership match and set up a money feud right there? I would imagine a Christian/Jeff Hardy feud would draw in quite a few WWE fans.

If its a call in show then I'll call in and say... "The importance of the sacrafice bunt has been lost in today's game up until the 2005 World Champion White Sox brought it back into the focus of the main stream. Do you feel 'small ball' as its called will once again begin to thrive and prove that sabermetrics is a bunch of hooey?" His tyraid afterwards would make for good listening.

Well why didn't this work for the Dudleys? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Probably because ECW came up with The Dudleys thing and Vince owns the rights to all the ECW copyrights.

It means you're allowed to be in the club but can't be served alcohol as you aren't of legal age.

as long as he can use some form of Christian since his real name is pretty Vanilla and he's already extremely established under the name of Christian.

If it is Christian then he can't use that name, correct?

are you for real?

Carlos Delgado is on the trading block. So is Adam Dunn and Austin Kearns. Edit: Oh, and Carl Pavano is on the block as well.

Meltz wasn't even close with that whole Raw thing where it ended up being Goldust and Vader coming out. Fuck what he says and cross your fingers for Jericho.

They said it will be the biggest jump ever. That would make me believe that the person debuting is much greater than Team 3-D, since that appears to be the biggest aquisition thus far in terms of name recognition. I've always believe Christian would be a great singles wrestler, but right now I don't see him being a bigger name than Team 3-D. My guess is that its Chris Jericho. My guess is that at Genesis with the 6-man Tag Main Event you'll see Team 3-D and AMW brawl to the back leaving Jarrett and Rhino in the ring. Ref gets bumped or distracted by Gail Kim and Jarrett levels him with the guitar. He either gets the pin there or they make Rhino look real strong by kicking out of that and having JJ immediately follow it up with The Stroke and then pin him. Either way JJ wins and then grabs the mic declaring there's nobody TNA can bring in to take the title off him. He runs down the list again and then new music hits up and Jericho comes up to end it with Jericho laying a verbal beat down on JJ. Now why would Jericho be willing to go to TNA? Well the reasons are quite simple. If what I've been told is currect then they do two weeks worth of TV in one week along with one PPV. There's also no travel he has to really worry about. That means he could easily do this and still continue touring with his band, which allows him the best of both worlds. Just my opinion though.

While at the doctor's office today I read in the Entertainment Weekly that they got Ralph Fiennes to play the character of Lord Voldemort. That's just going to kick all sorts of ass with him having that role.

the baby's mouth looks like a large anus with a tooth