Prophet of Mike Zagurski

He tried to kick Cena in the head but Cena moved out of the way.

Why not go to a Quakes game instead? They have one home game left versus Modesto on the 31st.

We should keep it open till the Congressional hearings start.

What's the make and model of your computer? The three beeps have a meaning.

Columbus: Where careers die.

I believe you have bad ram or a bad slot. Run MemTest: http://www.memtest86.com/ If you have 2 or more ram sticks, run the test separately with each stick. Run the test for about 10 minutes. If it does not find anything, the screen will be blank. If you have bad ram, it will spit out garbage.

Why don't you get a guest? I'm sure Scroby has some good stories.

You should talk about your favorite SummerSlam matches.

I think TNA is trying too hard. ROH is slowly building up to being a big promotion. TNA was built immediately to compete with the WWE.

I didn't really watch the Saturday Night's Main Event because I read the results. How long are they going to drag out the McMahon's bastard child angle?

Each wrestling organization needs to segment itself: WWE - casual fans, sports entertainment TNA - more X-Division stuff, more tag team stuff, less sport entertainment, less Jeff Jarrett

I'm glad I helped.

I do have a phone but I don't want to pay long distance fees. I think I watch NBC comedies on Thursday.

Most casual fans watch WWE. There are not enough wrestling fans to support TNA and WWE.

They need more advertising and a video game. I am on this message board and I don't really know when TNA is on.

TNA is screwing Joe like the AWA screwed Hogan.

I feel sorry for Belfour, CuJo, Sean Burke. All of them are old goaltenders that can still pay at the NHL level. I hope they all find NHL teams.

You're supposed to feel sorry for her because she's an immigrant working two jobs. Anyway, I don't feel sorry for what she did based on the fact if you turn on the TV, you can find Transformers TV ad. She was just trying to spoil the ending for her brother.

What are you going to be talking about?

I think Vince subconsciously wants a larger family.

I just got home from Wrestlemania 21. We were out by the Team LA store and JBL came out. He taunted us and we booed him. I guess the 30 man battle royal was on Heat. Did the commentators say what Booker T would get because he won? There were Booker and Regal chants. I think Heidenrich was over. I liked Eddie/Rey. Eddie was over huge (maybe cause he lies, cheats, and steals,) There was a small 619 chant too. Money in the Bank- The crowd booed when the staff members were extinguishing the ladders on the stage. That was a good match. It reminded me of all those TLC matches with out the tables. Eugene came out and then Hassan beat him up. When Hogan came out, I nearly lost my voice and probably the most the crowd did the same. This is a close as I have to come to seeing Hogan wrestle live. The crowd cheered for him for 5 minutes then he left. Orton vs Undertaker. Undertaker did some cool levatation (riding a platform to the ring,) Match was good. I could not take a picture of the Tombstone Piledriver because a fan 2 rows down decided to raise his arms and celebrate. Angle vs. HBK. The crowd was 50/50 for each man. The crowd chanted "Let's go Angle" and then "Let's go HBK". There was also a "You screwed Bret!" chant. That was probably the match of the night. I did not expect HBK to lose cleanly in the ring by tapping out. The women's title match. People around me started getting up and leaving to go the bathroom. The match could have been better but Trish retained. Piper's Pit. When ever Piper would say something about the What! chants, the crowd would chant What! louder. I did not expect Carlito coming but I expected him to be Stunnered (if that is a word). Sumo match Read women's match except it was shorter, Big Show's aattire was horrible, and is he cursed. He has not won a single Wrestlemania match in his career. People booed the wrestlers when they went into their corners to get more salt. JBL vs, Cena. More people paid attention to the fake money and gold stuff falling from the rafters than JBL kissing his belt good bye. Match was short and showed how limited each of their movesets were. JBL was kind of treated like a jobber. I think there a lot of stalling in the match. The HOF segment was next while they were setting for Motorhead. Hogan was over. *Tune in to Raw to find out if he coming back* Motorhead has a lot gear. I figured there would be more brawling in the main event. If they hate each other, should they beat the pulp out of each other. This match was ok. Batista celebrated for about five minutes then left. The highlights package was shown and Howard Finkel that us for coming. (Why does the WWE have 3 ring announcers?) I bought a Wrestlemania t-shirt and program and then went home. Overall, I really liked this show. (I paid $400 for two tickets, I better have liked it.) I want the DVD for WM21. The crowd the was hot and most of matches were good. I don't know how it falls under the Greatest Wrestlemania of Alll Time but it might in the top ten. But what do I know? I am just a mark.

Maybe I should stop playing sports. My University is closing down the tennis courts. I learned how to play tennis there. I had to wake up 6 o' clock in the morning to set up for a tournament. About a year ago, the Upland Roller Hockey Center shut down. It was put out of its misery. The people working there were irresponsible. They never collected any money from any of the players. The air conditioning stopped working in the middle of summer. The lockers and restrooms were horrible. I was on vacation. It was a peaceful vacation compared 2005's trip to Pennsylvania where grandma went under open heart surgery. She is doing really well. When I was on Myspace I was alerted to the fact that the goalie on our team died. Well, that was a really big shock. Obviously, I was really sad and confused. I wasn't really as close to him as one of my teammates was. I didn't go to the funeral because I was away. I still wonder if I would have went if I would still be on the team. Upland Roller Hockey closed a week later. I was depressed. My team was talking to me. They were retooling and going to play in West Covina. It sucks being rejected and not being told you're fired or being told you suck. I need an explanation but I'll never ask because I don't want to talk to them ever again. My current team seems to like me. I show up to every game and occasionally I score. There is another part of this story but it wll be told later.

What were the first 3 volumes?

I'm surprised the union reps haven't been out there countering his claims. It's really sad that the miners are probably dead and three of the rescuers are dead also.

It was the Macho Man who did it, brotha.