Your Five Favorite Anything

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Female singers I'd nail

 

1. Nina Hagen

2. Sporty Spice

3. Courtney Love

4. Lita Ford

5. Brody Dalle

 

Honorable mention to Wendy O. Williams

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I'm alarmingly mainstream when it comes to nailing female singers, with Rachel Stevens and most of Girls Aloud near the top. Louise Wener from Sleeper was fucking hot, remember her? Dunno if they ever got to the US.

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I'd violate Lisa Loeb.

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Top five songs by Wesley Willis about violating animals:

 

5. Suck a Caribou's Ass

4. Drink a Camel's Cum

3. Suck My Dog's Dick

2. Suck a Camel's Bootyhole

1. Suck a Cheetah's Dick

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Top Five 90s Alternarock Albums:

 

5. Pinkerton- Weezer

4. New Miserable Experience- Gin Blossoms

3. Pack Up the Cats- Local H

2. Among My Swan- Mazzy Star

1. Grace- Jeff Buckley

 

In honor of IDRM's list, I'll do my own female fuck singer list:

 

5. Belinda Carlisle

4. Suzanna Hoffs

3. Shirley Manson

2. Lisa Loeb

1. Liz Phair

 

Top Five Most Hated Classic Rock Songs:

 

5. "Hello, I Love You"- The Doors

4. "Start Me Up"- The Rolling Stones

3. "Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid"- Led Zeppelin

2. "Turn the Page"- Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band

1. "Sweet Home Alabama"- Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

JAxl will kill me for the Doors mention.

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I'll kill you for the Skynyrd mention.

 

I'd do my own most hated classic rock songs, but I don't like so many classic bands it'd be too hard to narrow down. Number one is "Magic Carpet Ride" though. I hate that song.

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Man, I forgot about "Magic Carpet Ride." I too despise that fucking song.

 

Please dont' kill me though, kill classic rock radio. I used to be able to enjoy Skynyrd, but the fucking radio has ruined them for me. The only song I can stand anymore is "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe." "Simple Man" used to on the good Skynyrd list, but thanks to Shinedown, it's gone.

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My five most hated classic rock songs:

 

1. The Eagles-Seven Bridges Road

2. The Eagles-Desperado

3. The Eagles-Peaceful Easy Feelin'

4. The Eagles-Take It To The Limit

5. Canned Heat-Goin' Up The Country

 

Hotel California is between six and ten, an area otherwise dominated by Aerosmith.

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"Take it to the Limit" takes it easy, while "Take It Easy" takes it to the limit. Ohhh yeah.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Niiiiice.

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Pulp Singles

1. Do you remember the first time?

2. Common People

3. This is Hardcore

4. Babies

5. Underwear

 

I think that's right, at least. So awesome.

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The Beastie Boys Edition:

1.) "Sure Shot"

2.) "Sabotage"

3.) "No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn"

4.) "Shake Your Rump"

5.) "Grattitude"

 

I just noticed that only one of those songs is from Paul's Boutique, which is my favorite Beastie Boys album. Heh.

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Five Artists I Want To Fuck Edition

1.) Skye Sweetnam

2.) Avril Lavigne

3.) Christy Carlson Romano

4.) Jennifer Lopez

5.) Shirley Manson

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Top 5 Artists Whose Music I Have Just Started Listening To

1.) MC Chris

2.) Frank Zappa

3.) The Beatles

4.) Parliament

5.) Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

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6. Aerosmith-Walk This Way

7. Eagles-Hotel California

8. Aerosmith-Rag Doll

9. Aerosmith-Love in an Elevator

10. Led Zeppelin-The Ocean

 

I don't really dislike Led Zeppelin that much, but that song shits me.

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11. Joe Walsh-Life's been Good

12. The Eagles-Take it Easy

13. The Eagles-Life in the Fast Lane

14. Boston-Smokin'

15. Grand Fuck Railroad-We're an American Band

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top 5 90s summer weather songs:

 

1. sublime - doin' time

2. dr dre - let me ride

3. tom petty - you don't know how it feels

4. beastie boys - bobo on the corner

5. liz phair - supernova

 

for daytime only. i'd have to make a separate list for nighttime summer music, cause it's a completely different atmosphere.

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Pantheon:

 

Frank Zappa

Robert Fripp

Jaco Pastorius

JG Thirlwell

Mike Patton

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Top five bands from SHEFFIELD~!

 

1. Pulp

2. Cabaret Voltaire

3. Autechre? I think

4. Human League? Yikes.

5. Joe Cocker? Maybe better than Human League, actually.

 

Well the first two were fuckin' A.

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15. Grand Fuck Railroad-We're an American Band

The Residents take on it is awesome.

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I've never heard the original, actually.

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Hopefully you haven't heard Jackyl's take on the song either.

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Hopefully you haven't heard Jackyl's take on the song either.

Didn't they do EZ Money's theme in ECW?

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Hopefully you haven't heard Jackyl's take on the song either.

Didn't they do EZ Money's theme in ECW?

Yes, they did. "Down on Me". Fucking awful song. Sad, since EZ Money is a great wrestler, from what I saw of him in WCW.

 

Top five songs by Wesley Willis about violating animals:

 

5. Suck a Caribou's Ass

4. Drink a Camel's Cum

3. Suck My Dog's Dick

2. Suck a Camel's Bootyhole

1. Suck a Cheetah's Dick

 

My favorite is "Suck an Ape's Dick".

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Five songs stuck in my head today:

 

1. The Kinks - David Watts

2. The Kinks - Death of a Clown

3. R.E.M. - Oddfellows Local 151

4. David Bowie - Lady Stardust

5. David Bowie - Rock n Roll Suicide

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Prince edition:

 

1. Little Red Corvette

2. I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man

3. Purple Rain

4. Paisley Park

5. Erotic City

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Wire edition

1. Pink Flag

2. Ex Lion Tamer

3. Mercy

4. Two People in a Room

5. I am the Fly

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Bruce Springsteen Edition:

 

1. Thunder Road

2. Born to Run

3. Backstreets

4. Jungleland

5. Incident on 57th Street

 

By Album:

 

Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ

1. For You

2. Lost in the Flood

3. Growin' Up

4. Spirit in the Night

5. It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City

 

The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle

1. Incident on 57th Street

2. Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)

3. 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

4. New York City Serenade

5. Kitty's Back

 

Born to Run

1. Thunder Road

2. Born to Run

3. Backstreets

4. Jungleland

5. She's the One

 

Darkness on the Edge of Town

1. Badlands

2. Darkness on the Edge of Town

3. Racing in the Streets

4. The Promised Land

5. Prove It All Night

 

The River

1. The River

2. Independence Day

3. Point Blank

4. Out in the Street

5. Drive All Night

 

Nebraska

1. Atlantic City

2. Reason to Believe

3. Johnny 99

4. Highway Patrolman

5. Open All Night

 

Born in the U.S.A.

1. No Surrender

2. Born in the U.S.A.

3. Downbound Train

4. Dancing in the Dark

5. Bobby Jean

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Favorite remixes off the top of my head, probably forgetting some

 

1. New Order - "Confusion" Pump Panel Reconstruction mix

2. N.W.A. - "Straight Outta Compton" Kid606 mix

3. Marilyn Manson - "Disposable Teens" remix from Fight Song single Pt. 2

4. Madonna - "Music" Skkatter's Filthy Slut mix

5. Carl Orff - "O Fortuna" Cex mix

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Parliafunkadelicment Thang Songs

 

1. "Hit It And Quit It"

2. "Star Child (Mothership Connection)"

3. "Red Hot Mama"

4. "Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock?"

5. "Flash Light"