Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Fate is cutting my hair for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 18, 2004 AoO scares me. I can't say why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Agent is a LOT thinner than I thought he'd be. In one of those pics he resembles Lars from Metallica, as much as he'd probably hate hearing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Agent is a LOT thinner than I thought he'd be. In one of those pics he resembles Lars from Metallica, as much as he'd probably hate hearing that. I thought he was a lot bigger too, since he mentioned how he was built like a boxer or something like that. His picture scares me too, I don't know why: Fake edit; heh, just noticed AlfDogg's picture. Real Edit: Made sure that the picture worked, so people would see that AoO is really that guy from all of those movies, whose I name I found out is Matthew Lilard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 If I were standing next to someone else, you'd see I'm a lot larger than you'd figure. I still weigh over 200 lbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You look like CC's favorite wrestler... except with a bit less hair Anyways, I can sympathize with you on the dreaded B-word, as I was facing the same problem myself, hence I went ahead and resigned from the long-hair club and joined the skinhead club. I was planning on going for the Kerry King look (guy in my sig, for those who don't know) minus the tattoos, but OSW's suggestion of the AA look doesn't sound to bad either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky... We'll find Banky laying in a pool of his own blood and long stringy blonde hair that had rebelled and left Agent's scalp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You look like CC's favorite wrestler... except with a bit less hair Dusty Rhodes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular. Freebasing accident or meth-lab explosion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky... They would never let you cross the border... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. My Hair~~~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 It's Hevy Devy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? Harsh, Chevy. But no, no royalties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Bwa ha, that was the best one I've heard in a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 EDIT: FUCK GEOCITIES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular. Freebasing accident or meth-lab explosion? I feel so Hoosier saying this, but I was drinking moonshine and smoking a cigarette, and some shit happened. My face isn't mangled or anything from it, I've just got a little spot along my hairline where the hair doesn't grow anymore. It all happened in less than like..2 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? I think you're confusing his acne and chicken pox scars for freckles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Yea, sucks being a teenager Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You look like Bob Barron without glasses. Poor thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You are so kind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Long-haired and balding is never a good combo, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Slayer shaved his head, AoO just isn't going to have much left at all for hair pretty soon, and it appears as though IDRM and Thumbtack are skinheads as well from what they say. I guess I'm going to be the last of the long haired metal fans here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 I was an indie skinhead in my day. The only one I knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 19, 2004 I think people would start to wonder about me if I suddenly went from aryan metalhead to stark bald. Thankfully, gray hair also strikes my family young, so I should be looking like a mad scientist by 35. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Thumbtack are skinheads as well from what they say Not anymore. I'm growing that shit out and in about 18 months it's going to be pretty glorious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 My hair is never really well-kept. It grows out like a football helmet, perfectly unwaveringly straight, and resembles those spikes on a porcupine. I then shave it. This goes on for another five months, then I shave it. Now though, it's pretty bushy and I've just decided to leave it alone and see what happens. I am thinking about dying it red, but I hesitate because I don't want to be associated with all the other punks that dye their hair like every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
