Damaramu Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 Damaramu.. you look like someone I'dbeat up. Bring it on. Name the time and place and I'll fly there and wait for you. How did I KNOW you'd come back with such an idiotic response? Did he offend your manly manhood? I'll actually agree with Banky here. Yes......because I was being so serious in my response.......
bob_barron Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 The girl on the left is my friend Lauren
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Hey now that girl's not too bad and she looks good with you bobby, go for it.
Nighthawk Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 So who are those bums you're standing with?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Just spoke with bob via AIM -- the white guy is John McEnroe and the black guy is Tim Meadows
bob_barron Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Hey now that girl's not too bad and she looks good with you bobby, go for it. Eh- She's too young for me. (She's 14-15)
Guest Quik Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 After reading this thread, I have come to these conclusions: Bob Barron needs to bend the bill on his Braves cap. Also, you are not a size L. Try buying a medium or small t-shirt for Christ's sake. That is all.
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Eh- She's too young for me. (She's 14-15) Which one? Make up your mind. Oh and by the way, you should've had your multi-aged ladyfriend wear a baseball cap with the bill on the side just to have a I Can't Wear My Fucking Hat Correctly trifecta.
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Oh and by the way, you should've had your multi-aged ladyfriend wear a baseball cap with the bill on the side just to have a I Can't Wear My Fucking Hat Correctly trifecta.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 She's not even 16? Chick's fuckin' stacked.
The Mandarin Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Did you laugh at McEnroe about The Chair?
bob_barron Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I said I liked his show or something like that. He was kind of a dick so I didn't get a chance to talk to him much. I was also still in shock since I had just met Tim Meadows. Meeting him had been a dream of mine since I was 12.
Slayer Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 After reading this thread, I have come to these conclusions: Bob Barron needs to bend the bill on his Braves cap. Been discussed [McEnroe] was kind of a dick Oh come on, are you REALLY surprised by this? You cannot be serious
bob_barron Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 No I wasn't at all. Had McEnroe been really nice to me it would've weirded me out
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Hey now that girl's not too bad and she looks good with you bobby, go for it. Eh- She's too young for me. (She's 14-15) Man, age ain't nothin but a number... unless when it comes to the age of consent, but other than that.. And she apparently likes celebrity stalking with you. And she has nice boobs. Do it, bob.
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 No I wasn't at all. Had McEnroe been really nice to me it would've weirded me out McEnroe looks ridiculous with grey hair, (what looks like) a backwards retro White Sox cap, and jeans.
Ted the Poster Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 He also looks strangely dehydrated. The girl looks like Gina Gershon with Down's. That's not meant as an insult; she's still cute.
Bruiser Chong Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I guess I'll be the one to ask the million-dollar question: how are you, a 19-20-year-old, friends with a 14-15-year-old?
bob_barron Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 We met doing standby for SNL. We both enjoy going to improv on Sunday nights so I often see her there and that's where the picture was taken. Most of my NY friends are related to SNL. I know it's sad
Guest Anticrombie Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 She's not even 16? Chick's fuckin' stacked. Ah, what goodies lie beneath her garments!
Art Sandusky Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I'll post a picture of my car here when I get a camera in a couple of weeks. It's much more attractive than me.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I guess I'll be the one to ask the million-dollar question: how are you, a 19-20-year-old, friends with a 14-15-year-old? Probably because Bob lied and told her he was 15, as it's easy to see he passes for it. He's the perfect child molester. He looks like a child.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I'll post a picture of my car here when I get a camera in a couple of weeks. It's much more attractive than me. Pose against the hood seductively, and look pouty. It'll become the new TSM pinup.
Mole Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 We met doing standby for SNL. We both enjoy going to improv on Sunday nights so I often see her there and that's where the picture was taken. Most of my NY friends are related to SNL. I know it's sad I wish I had wrestling friends. Well I do have some, but he mostly likes wrestling for the women. And he is gay. I'd like some who are, I don't know, smart about it.
Guest Anticrombie Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 he mostly likes wrestling for the women. And he is gay. ???????????
Mole Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 he mostly likes wrestling for the women. And he is gay. ??????????? Yeah, that is what is odd.
Guest Nanks Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 1) Bob's 20???? Get the fuck out of here. Dude, you are going to have to deal with so much bullshit from bouncers when you turn 21. 2) Bob, you have reached that special age where it is time you began shaving. The wispy, bumfluff really isn't the look to be going for when you're a 5'3" 20 year old who could fairly safely sit on Santa's knee at the mall without looking out of place. 3) That young bird with you and Mac is outrageously stacked for her age, and I suggest you tap that. 4) Still trying to find a photo of myself in which I'm not either a) wearing lycra or b) drinking with a view to vomiting or a combination of the two.
bob_barron Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 1) I'm 19. I turn 20 in about two months. I don't go to clubs or anything so dealing with bouncers should be no problem. 2) Thanks for the advice- I'll keep it in mind. 3) She's 15! Or 14. We're just friends. I don't think it'd work
The Mandarin Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 1-5) Bob, who are the top five most famous celebrities you've met (in your opinion)? 6) ..have you met Mr. T?
bob_barron Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 1) Bill Clinton 2) Jerry Seinfeld 3) Julia Roberts 4) Bill Cosby 5) Rudy Guiliani or John Kerry 6) No
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