Fantasy Football

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

A few key scores:

 

FINAL

A Team 98.36

Funjaculators 67.47

TBD

Maui (E. George) 65.09

Berzerkers (D. Brien) 68.01

 

Both of these scores are good for me. If those scores hold up (Maui/Berzerkers might not) I should have the 8th and final playoff spot with 1 week left. I also noted that I could go as high as 6th depending on Team 2000 and Emerald Tigers losing and me having more points, but thats probably not likely. And Dothan Jaguars can pass me by winning and outscoring me by 20 some points. Im gonna have to wait til the official scores are out..

Edited December 1, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

More Updated Scores:

 

Final

Dothan Jaguars 105.12

Toilet Ducks 60.49

TBD

Marvins Madness 73.90 (Curtis Martin,Gary Anderson)

Field of Honor 61.56 (Drew Bennett)

 

Current Standings

 

8 Berzerkers Vikings 7-6-0* 1126.57 (Doug Brien, TBD)

9 Dothan Jaguars 7-6-0 1049.69 (no more players, FINAL)

10 Marvins Madness 7-6-0* 1046.17 (Curtis Martin, TBD)

11 Funjaculators 7-6-0 = 881.69 (no more players, FINAL)

 

* Record not final

 

Team 2000 and Emerald Tigers both look like they won and scored enough points to maintain 6 and 7 spots respectively. If Berzerkers manages to come back and win then Berzerkers has pretty much locked up the final playoff spot since me and Dothan would have to outscore him by over 75 points or Berzerkers would have to lose.

Edited December 1, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic

[Lightning Flik 0]

... and with my loss, I'm out of the hunt. *sighs*.

[El Gigante 0]

I still have a large chance of losing. With Maui still having Eddie George going against the Jets and their great run defense, all i can hope for is the Jets kicking many field goals tonight.

[razazteca 0]

I'm going to the Playoffs~

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

well, Maui got 8 pts from E.G., which would have been enough to beat the Berzerkers had it not been for Briens 6 pts.

 

Im in 9th place and pretty much screwed. I need Berzerkers to lose to even have a shot. But for Berzerkers to lose, Dothan Jaguars would win. So I also have to score 11.11 pts more than Dothan in order to make the 8th spot.

 

Thats a bit too much to ask.

 

Final week showdowns:

 

Marvins Madness vs Crimson Storm

Berzerkers Vikings vs Dothan Jaguars

[fazzle 0]

Gawd, I'm SO the Minnesota Vikings. 7-3, in good position, and now i'm 7-6 and pretty much guaranteed to miss the playoffs.

 

Meanwhile, in another league, I was 7-1, in first place the ENTIRE season, and now I'm down to 7-6 in there, and might miss the playoffs.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im looking at the official standings and Seoul Emerald Tigers has the little clinch *, but if I win and Seoul Emerald Tigers lose, and I outscore them by 10 pts, then they would be out of the playoffs I think.

 

So at least I have another possibility of making the playoffs.

[Der Kommissar 0]

m looking at the official standings and Seoul Emerald Tigers has the little clinch *, but if I win and Seoul Emerald Tigers lose, and I outscore them by 10 pts, then they would be out of the playoffs I think.

 

Maybe they noticed I'm facing the Maui Mercenaries, and are planning accordingly.

[Lightning Flik 0]

well, Maui got 8 pts from E.G., which would have been enough to beat the Berzerkers had it not been for Briens 6 pts.

 

Im in 9th place and pretty much screwed. I need Berzerkers to lose to even have a shot. But for Berzerkers to lose, Dothan Jaguars would win. So I also have to score 11.11 pts more than Dothan in order to make the 8th spot.

 

Thats a bit too much to ask.

 

Final week showdowns:

 

Marvins Madness vs Crimson Storm

Berzerkers Vikings vs Dothan Jaguars

And you are assuming that my team doesn't out do themselves.

 

...only reason why I'm 6-7.

[the pinjockey 0]

Playoff update (note that point differences are being reasonable this time, hence any instance with a 100 total point difference will be ignored):

 

Taking the 100 point limit into account there are 10 teams that still have their eyes on the playoff race. (from first to tenth)

 

1. Whalers on the Moon (have clinched top 2 seed, possible:1,2)

Clinch first seed with:

Win and:

Laffayette loss or

Laffayette win but don't outscore Whalers by 54 points

 

Loss and:

Laffayette loss and not outscored by 54

 

2. Laffayette Ephedras (have clinched top 2 seed, possible: 1,2)

Clinch first seed with

Win and:

loss by Whalers or

outscore a Whalers by 54 points

 

Loss and:

Whalers loss and outscore by 54

 

3. HHH (clinched top 5 seed, possible: 3-5)

Finish third with:

Win:

Loss by Pogo the Monkey or

Win by Pogo but remain with in 8 points of them

 

Loss:

Loss by Pogo and are within 8 points of them and

Win by Ultimo Guerreros, but remain within 71 points or loss by Ultimo

 

Finish fourth with:

Win:

Win by Pogo and pogo out scores them by more than 8 or/

Loss by Pogo and win by Ultimo and Ultimo outscores them by 71

 

Loss:

Loss by Pogo and remain with in 8 or/

Loss by Ultimo

 

Finish fifth with:

Loss:

Win by Pogo and out scored by 8 and win by Ultimo and outscored by 71

 

4. Pogo the Monkey (clinched top 5, possible: 3-5)

Finish third with:

Win:

Win by HHH, but out score them by 8 or

Loss by HHH

 

Loss:

HHH loss and out score HHH by 8 and

Ultimo loss or Ultimo win but outscore UG by 64

 

Finish fourth with:

Win:

Win by HHH, but can't outscore them by 8 and

UG Loss or win but don't out score by 64

or

Loss by HHH, and outscore by 8 and

UG win and outscore Pogo by 64

 

Loss:

HHH win or HHH loss, but don't get outscored by 8 and

UG loss or win but don't outscore Pogo by 64

 

Finish fifth with:

Loss:

HHH win, and stay within 8 points of Pogo and

UG win and outscore Pogo by 64

 

Teams 5-10 aka The Mad Scramble coming later

[Fökai 0]

m looking at the official standings and Seoul Emerald Tigers has the little clinch *, but if I win and Seoul Emerald Tigers lose, and I outscore them by 10 pts, then they would be out of the playoffs I think.

 

Maybe they noticed I'm facing the Maui Mercenaries, and are planning accordingly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

...oh wait, that wasn't really that funny.

[the pinjockey 0]

:takes deep breath:

 

Ok here we go. This is really only for the people such as myself who would be so anal and want to be able to follow every minute Sunday instead of being smart and just waiting til Tuesday to find out.

 

Couple notes:

-unrealistic 5 scenarios or more type deals were ignored

- > means a team has to out score the mentioned team (ex. UG needs to outscore HHH by 71 and HHH to lose so that = HHH loss > 71), within means they just can't be outscored by anymore than that by the mentioned team

- Some times I will refer to something as a 6th loss scenario or something similar. That just refers to the Finish 6th is you lose section. (ex. 2 out of 3 6th loss scenarios, means go to your finish 6th with loss section and 2 of 3 of those need to happen)

- Dothan and Berzerker play each other so they will often be on the same line seperated by a slash instead of using a seperate line for each to tell if they win.

 

 

5. Ultimo Guerreros (clinched spot, possible 3-8 [i hate this one])

Finish 3rd with:

Win:

HHH loss > 71 and

Pogo loss > 64

 

Finish 4th with:

Win:

One of the 3rd place scenarios

 

Finish 5th with:

Win:

Neither 3rd place scenario and

Team 2000 win within 64 or loss and

Seoul win within 90 or loss

 

Loss:

Team 2000 loses within 64 and

Seoul loses within 90 and

Berzerker loses or wins within 32

 

Finishes 6th with:

Win:

One of finish 5th win scenarios

 

Loss:

Team 2000 win or

Seoul win or

Berzerker win and outscores UG by 32

 

Finish 7th with:

Win:

Seoul wins and outscores UG by 90 and

Team 2000 wins and outscores UG by 64

 

Loss:

2 of 3 6th loss scenarios

 

Finish 8th with:

Loss:

All 3 6th loss scenarios

 

6. Team 2000 (possible 5-out)

Finish 5th if:

Win:

UG win > 64 or UG loss and

Seoul win within 25

 

Finish 6th if:

Win:

UG win >64 or loss or

Seoul win within 25 points or loss

 

Loss:

UG loss > 64 and

Seoul loss within 25 and

Berzerker win > 22 or loss/Dothan win within 54 and

Marvin win within 36 or loss

 

Finish 7th if:

Win:

Neither 6th win scenario

 

Loss:

3 of 4 6th Loss scenarios

 

Finish 8th if:

Loss:

2 of 4 6th Loss scenarios

 

Out:

0 or 1 of 6th loss scenarios

 

7. Seoul Emerald Tigers (possible: 5-out)

Finish 5th if:

Win:

UG loss or win > 90 and

Team 2000 loss or win > 26

 

Finish 6th if:

Win:

One 5th win scenario

 

Finish 7th if:

Win:

Neither 5th win scenario

 

Loss:

Marvins loss or win within 10 and

Dothan win within 28/Berzerker win > 58

 

Finish 8th if:

Loss:

One 7th Loss scenario

 

Out:

Both 7th Loss scenarios

 

8. Berzerker Vikings (possible 5-out)

Finish 5th if:

Win:

Seoul loss within 57 and

Team 2000 loss within 32 and

UG loss > 22

 

Finish 6th if:

Win:

2 of 3 5th win scenarios

 

Finish 7th if:

1 5th win scenario

 

Finish 8th if:

Win:

Marvin loss or win within 69

 

Out with loss to Dothan

 

9. Marvin's Madness (possible 6-out)

Finish 6th if:

Win:

Team 2000 loss > 35 and

Seoul loss > 10 and

Berzerker win > 69/ Dothan win within 18

 

Finish 7th if:

Win:

2 of 3 6th place scenarios

 

Finish 8th if:

Berzerker win> 69/ Dothan win within 18

 

Out with loss to Maui

 

10. Dothan Jaguars (possible 6- out)

Finish 6th if:

Team 2000 loss > 54 and

Seoul loss > 28 and

Marvin win > 18 or loss

 

Finish 7th if:

Win:

2 of 3 6th place scenarios

 

Finish 8th if:

Win:

Marvin loss or win > 19

 

Out with loss to Berzerker

[razazteca 0]

Should I call you Mel Kiper or Beano Cook

 

I think I shall start Leftwich this week.

[LaParkaMarka 0]

Wicked recap, pinjockey. Just shows how important this week is for everyone. Ultimo is going to have fun figuring out where the heck he is during Sunday.

[razazteca 0]

All I care for right now is not losing and making the playoffs. The position in the playoff really does not matter as I think I match up well against everyone.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Man, even I wouldn't have gone to all that trouble.

 

At least I have some chances. Since I know its a limited chance I will outscore Berzerkers by 69 points, my best shot is to hope Dothan wins so I can outscore Dothan by 18 points.

 

I doubt Seoul will lose to Maui and I doubt Team 2000 will lose to Cartman's.

[the pinjockey 0]

I think everyone between 5-10, outside of Berzerker, is hoping that Berzerker loses. He threatens any of the 8-5 teams if they lose and he outscores every 7-6 team. So there are going to be a lot of Dothan fans.

[the pinjockey 0]

Raz, you have essentially clinched already. The 9th place team is a loss and 100 points behind you. I seriously doubt Marvin will out score you by 100.

 

Marvin, you just need to be within 18 points of Dothan. You don't need to outscore them

[El Gigante 0]

So, everyone is against me this week. Thats ok, I dont need anyone's support I can win all by myself! But in all reality I will probably end up losing to Dothan and crushing my playoff hopes and dreams in the process.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Well Im glad I did some last second checking.

 

Apparently Domanick Davis isn't going to start tomorrow. I was hesitant to play him anyway vs the Jags who have a good rush defense, but now with the doubt as to whether he'll play or not I just put him on the bench, moved Wheatley (who has a somewhat better matchup vs the Steelers) up to RB and moved Kennison up to WR/RB (I hope he can back up his big mouth)

 

If I didn't have Wheatley I'd be crazy right now.

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I dropped Wheatley in the middle of the season. Who knew Oakland would turn into a running team?

[the pinjockey 0]

Jesus Christ I am laying an ass whomping.

 

Whalers on the Moon

77.4

with 5 remain to play:

Isaac Bruce

Stephen Davis

Josh Reed

Jeff Wilkins

St. Louis Defense

 

Boston Rattlesnakes

16.4

with 4 remain:

Drew Bledsoe

Derrius Thompson

Phil Dawson

NE defense

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

the 3rd or 4th most important thing today..

 

I've got my points now:

 

Marvin's Madness : 50.95 (Plummer, Owens, Martin, Kennison,Feely)

Crimson Storm : 30.65 (Holcomb, K. Faulk,Harris, Jets)

 

I'll do some prelim scoring for the other important games and get it up..

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Berzerkers is laying an ass kicking on Dothan. Berzerkers has 94 points, I didn't even do Dothan, but its not even gonna be close.

 

Plan B:..

 

Team 2000: 66.78 (M. Faulk, Carolina) +35 and lose

Cartmans 30.78 (Holmes, A. Davis, Barlow, Sharpe, B. Johnson, Lindel)

 

Emerald Tigers 28.55 (Pennington, S. Moss, Duckett, Portis, KC) +10 and lose

Maui 61.46 (R. Smith, Sowell)

 

I should just face it now, Im going to finish in 9th place..

 

Damnit!

Edited December 7, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic

[El Gigante 0]

I have 108.97 while Dothan has 48.48.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I looked again, If Seoul Emerald Tigers loses and I outscore them by 13 pts, I would make the playoffs.

 

The Maui/Seoul game is gonna be close and Maui could pull of the upset..and I've scored enough points..

 

Please please please..

[the pinjockey 0]

Well Marvin, I think Clinton Portis just killed you. I feel for you man, I faced him today in the wild card round of my money league. Bunch of fucking shit man.

 

Right now in our league Portis is worth:

22 runs x .2 = 4.4

218 yards = 10.0

5 TDs = 30.0

2 catches x .5 = 1

36 yards= 1.8

47.4 Total Points

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Cartman is beating Team 2000

 

79.48 (Andre Davis) - 73.78 (M. Faulk) or a 5.7 point differential.

 

I scored 117.11 pts, which is beating Team 2000 by OVER the 35 pts which I needed to do (43.33).

 

I need the Browns to step up and STOP MARSHALL FAULK! I can still make the playoffs, its only appropriate it would come down to a MNF game with the Browns..

 

Team 2000 can score approx 7.56 points max as of now which would be enough for Team 2000 to win, but I need them to lose, so the real max they can score (baring stat corrections tomorrow) is 5.7 points which means the Browns are gonna have to step up and stop faulk big time.

 

Im Still in it sort of..but it dont look that good.

Edited December 8, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

If Team 2000 scores less than 7.01 points tonight (all on the hands of Marshall Faulk) than I make the playoffs as the 8th seed and Team 2000 is gone since I have scored 7.01 more points than Team 2000 which is losing to Cartman's pats by a wider margin than that.