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Guest Space_Cowboy
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Friday, March 16, 2035

 

 

Not soon enough.

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Guest Retro Rob
Posted

According to the clock my grandmother died over three decades ago... However the old bag is still kicking now. Excessive smoking, lack of movement and a horrible outlook. That woman must have iron lungs.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Wednesday July 10th, 2069.

 

At the tender age of 86.

You're fucked.

Posted

Friday, October 27, 2056

 

I'll be kicking the bucket at 73.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
July 23, 2052

 

73 years old.

 

Whatever.

Hey, you're dying on my birthday, but I'll be dead. Try and have a beer for me!

Guest Crucifixio Jones
Posted (edited)

Sunday, February 15, 2060

 

Four days before my daughter's 59th birthday. I myself will have been 83 years old, just a few months shy of my 84th birthday. But it says my wife is gonna die Sunday, November 1, 2076. What in the FUCK kinda shit is that? I'm not letting that woman outlive me by sixteen whole fucking years. No way. She ain't gon kill me...I'm gon kill her.

 

*marches to bedroom with shotgun*

 

The New Me: you share your birthday with my mom. You also die the day after my birthday. Just for shits and giggles I put in my mom's information and got this day: Thursday, November 13, 2003.

 

*cue ominous music*

 

*cries, makes funeral arrangements*

 

My dad kicks the bucket Thursday, May 9, 2041. And who says spouses don't live long after their mate takes the dirt nap?

Edited by Crucifixio Jones
Posted

According to current conditions...my grandmother should have died last year...

 

 

it says "Your Time Has Expired!" on the screen...

 

Yeah...because dead people love the internet.

 

Sure it's all for fun and stuff...but that's just silly... at least make sure it puts every date in the future.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Thursday, September 1, 2078

 

22 days from my 95th b-day.

So close, yet so far, you poor bastard.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Monday, April 3, 2079...

 

So all I have to figure out is how I die, then I avoid it. This means i've cheated death, screwed up the pattern, and continue to live...

 

Yay!

 

Who says you can't learn anything from movies...

Guest Choken One
Posted
Thursday, November 24, 2067

 

Damn I'm dying on Thanksgiving.

I guess we know the cause?

 

Turkey Poisoning

Guest Crucifixio Jones
Posted
July 21,2058. I'll be 54.

I predict the cause will be taking an enormous anonymous cock in the pooper.

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

Monday, 19 March 2046.

 

Dead at 43, just like I wanted.

Posted
Friday, August 30, 2019

 

making me 36... shit

Oh come on, as if you didn't see THAT coming.

 

Someone with your tendancies shouldn't be alive NOW, consider yourself fortunate.

 

Thursday, January 17, 2075 - I meet Death. I'll be fucking 90 years old

 

*Sigh*

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No one's putting the seconds the have left!

 

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, June 26, 2033

 

Seconds left to live...

 

942,168,065

Guest MissMattitude
Posted

Sunday, October 9th 2039 which will make me 54.

 

1,140,537,300.

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