CanadianChick Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 *sighs* Okay one of you Lesner fanboys, 'fess up. Who's is this?
Youth N Asia Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Kingpin...I KNEW IT! couple more items I stumbled upon. Now some things just aren't funny. The rightful mommy or daddy better claim their kid or I'm getting the authorities involved.
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Hey PK, now that you have the CD, I guess you could say "The Search Is Over"? ::thumbs up, cheap pop::
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I found this under the sink. Any takers? I had toput it in the garden because it was trying to eat Banky's wig.
BifEverchad Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Posted August 19, 2003 Thank. God. I thought I'd never see this again!
Guest Askewniverse Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Hey, my whoopee cushion! I found this on the hood of my car. It's not mine, so into the lost and found it goes.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Anybody find my virginity yet?
BifEverchad Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Posted August 19, 2003 Anybody find my virginity yet? Uh, its still in your pants..
godthedog Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 dude, that was my dinner for thursday. squirmy little shit got away.
Youth N Asia Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 dude, that was my dinner for thursday. squirmy little shit got away. ...I don't think I can return him to you in good faith after that line
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Hey, my whoopee cushion! I found this on the hood of my car. It's not mine, so into the lost and found it goes. I'll make a necklace out of it and torment Barron.
The Kid Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 ...uh...I think I better take that baby to child services
Guest TheGame2705 Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Anybody find my virginity yet? Uh, its still in your pants.. So AJ's been lying?
Youth N Asia Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 (edited) Right Said Fred album Simpsons pogs Scott Baio, 8x10, SIGNED! then there's this hostage...but I can't let her go till I'm paid...a fella's gotta eat, ya know. Edited August 19, 2003 by Youth N Asia
Adam Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 SIMPSONS POGS!!!! They're mine. Thanks dude. And eat my shorts.
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Take the Simpsons pogs. Go ahead. I've got more at work. Seriously.
CanadianChick Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Oh, but do you have Flintstone pogs? I think not.
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Probably. Call me on my cell tomorrow and I can let you know.
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 OK, TSM recently fired their janitor, and look what we found stashed away in his closet...
CanadianChick Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Finally! My boxing gloves showed up. I was wondering where I left those....
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 BTW, the Garbage Pail Kids are MINE, dammit.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 BTW, the Garbage Pail Kids are MINE, dammit. Can I have the gum?
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Sure. Hopefully I'll find some false teeth for you in Dames' basement. You're sure to lose a few when you chomp down.
The Kid Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Oh cool, my dart board...but where did the picture of X-Pac go...it was on there just a few months ago. Fuckin janitor!
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Sure. Hopefully I'll find some false teeth for you in Dames' basement. You're sure to lose a few when you chomp down. I'll gum it. Get it? Haha! No? Fuck you then.
Guest Askewniverse Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 (edited) For those keeping track, the following items still haven't been claimed: -handgun -Viagra -Remington Aero Pro Pack -Hulk Hogan puppy plush -Patricia McLinn: Lost-and-found Groom book -cowbell -Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots -lawn troll -Silly Putty -Brock Lesnar throw blanket -Richard Simmons workout video -elephant -Ghoulies II poster -bag of Bazooka Joe bubble gum -severed head Edited August 19, 2003 by Askewniverse
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