BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 After watching the now infamous Steinerline '03 again, again and again from Bad Blood, I decided to start a new topic here, and discuss our favorite flubs from all our favorite and not so favorite wrestlers. Major screw ups in the ring, outside the ring, cutting a promo, backstage segments, etc. Post your favorites, and your not so favorites, but let's all join together and say: "You Fucked Up!You Fucked Up!You Fucked Up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Bossman getting eliminated in the 92 rumble by Flair and clotheslining himself on the bottom rope. Oh the rewinds on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Pete Gas (I think) running into the bottom rope at Royal Rumble 00 trying to enter the ring. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Men On A Mission accidentally defeat the Quebecers for the titles when Mabel crushes Jacques who physically cannot kick out. Goldberg in a broom closet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 One of my favorites... Wrestlemania IX, Mr. Perfect is backstage getting interviewed by Mean Gene about his upcoming match against Lex Luger. Gene goes on and on about how Hennig was 'perfect' at the casino the night before and they then talk about his match against Luger. After cutting a decent promo, Hennig gets all worked up and says something along the lines of "The Lexerssist Nars Luger, the...the...Lexerssist..uh.." and gets all choked up and stumbles over his words before Mean Gene chimes in with "The Narcissist Lex Luger!", Hennig chuckles and says "Yes! I'm going to the ring!"... Classic fumble there by Mr. PERECT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted August 31, 2003 -The Shockmaster. -Does putting the WCW title on David Arquette count? That's gotta be one of the biggest flubs in wrestling history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Goldberg coming out of a storage closet. Goldberg coming out of a room with a narrow hall and a door inside that had an EXIT sign on it. Goldberg slipping on the ropes, and flicking off the fans for laughng at him. Goldberg getting into an argument with a Jerichoholic. Goldberg tripping in his entrance, while doing a kick. Goldberg's pyro always off-sync with his punches and kicks unlike in WCW. Goldberg's car stopping while he's trying to drive it. Goldberg in WWE. Vince, you fucked up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 How could we forget: Hogan And The Stalling Motorcycle Of Doom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Jeff Hardy was the Botch Master. A personal favorite moment of his for me was slipping off the rail and crashing head first into a table that Jamal was holding. And a few minutes before that, Rico was getting tired of waiting for Jeff to come shake the ropes while Rico was getting to do the moonsault. On the original footage (it got cut out of the VHS / DVD), you can hear him perfectly shout, "Come on Jeff, god damn it!" Steiner falling on his ass at the Rumble after doing his signature double underhook powerbomb on HHH and Mick Foley crashing chestfirst into the announce table at WM 2000 nearly cracking his sternum. EDIT: How could I forget about Viscera's infamous beer slip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Raven stole Moppy, and stuck it in the wood-chipper...or didn't. Took a while... Raven: "argh... come on, stupid" Resulted in way too much of Raven providing Moppy's voice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 WCW Sid: "I have HALF the brains that YOU do!" And now...AMBIGUOUSLY GAY PROMOS Stevie Ray on WCWSN: Stevie Ray: "You want me? You got me, baby. Take me about, mmm, three, four minutes to take off my clothes, get in my garb, and I'll get in the ring, and I'm gonna get in your BUTT. It ain't gonna take long, Hennig." Tank Abbott: "I want someone big...and sexy!" Goldberg: "I admire your skill...I admire your size. But one thing I will not stand for is your mouth. You come from behind! Tonight, I stomp a hole in your ass! You come out from the back, and you show me, Sid..one-on-one, who the man is! Your ass is next!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Vince Sr had Vince Jr - Fuck up #1. Vince Jr met Linda - Fuck up #2. Linda got sexed up by Vince and had Shane - Fuck up #3. Linda got sexed up by Vince and had Steph - Fuck up #4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Steiner slipping off the apron and making himself look like a stupid asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Lemme tell ya somethin Gene Oakerland, you out here talkin bout a KLIQ. Well the only kliq you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sista Sherry. See because what you're dealin with here is the brothahood. It's non stop from this point on in WCW. We takes what we want, and ever we take lex luger and the giant we want the gold SUCKA, HULK HOGAN we comin for you Nugga! - Booker T. RRR: So happy he has that on his harddrive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Kane slipping off the ropes at Summerslam had me dying for a minute. The ladder match between Jeff Hardy and RVD at SummerSlam 01 where Jeff is hanging from the belts and RVD tries to kick him off, misses and flies halfway across the ring. Bobby Heenan on an episode of Worldwide in 95: "If he's not careful, Buck is gonna break this ham and legger's eggs" Yamaguchi-san's promo on Val Venis from July/August 98...not the exact words, but it was something like this: "VAL VENIS...VAL VENIS...YOU...ARE NOT...HALF A MAN...YAMAGUCHI-SAN IS!!! And there will be no more...HELLO BABIES...LADIES!...I am gonna...ATTACK YOU!" The promo was horrible but the way he said it and his facial expressions were funny as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted August 31, 2003 "That's why I kicked your leg out of your leg." - Owen Hart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 "…and that’s why I kicked your leg out of your…uh…leg." Owen Hart - Best flub up ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted August 31, 2003 ^ HA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 I don't know if it was a fuck-up, but Matthews and Tazz on Velocity tonight was fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Must have been typing that line at exactly the same time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Actually, I thought I posted it a lot earlier but the site went down for me for a minute or two. So, after re-reading the topic, I realized that it never posted. So, that was just a repost. That makes it even more eerie for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kommissar 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 One of my personal favs: Raw en Espanol. Aye carumba! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Savage accidently eliminating himself from the 92 Rumble and the subsequent attempts by Monsoon and Heenan to make it seem like he can still go back in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Lemme tell ya somethin Gene Oakerland, you out here talkin bout a KLIQ. Well the only kliq you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sista Sherry. See because what you're dealin with here is the brothahood. It's non stop from this point on in WCW. We takes what we want, and ever we take lex luger and the giant we want the gold SUCKA, HULK HOGAN we comin for you Nugga! - Booker T. RRR: So happy he has that on his harddrive. DAMN YOU!!! I have been looking for a soundbyte of that promo for months! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 31, 2003 The Jackie/Trish botched bulldog spot. Ugh. That was one of the worst moments of unintentionally exposing the business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Repo Man jr 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 HHH - "I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them... did I really mean to say that?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Savage accidently eliminating himself from the 92 Rumble and the subsequent attempts by Monsoon and Heenan to make it seem like he can still go back in. Did i miss this? What happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 The Jackie/Trish botched bulldog spot. Ugh. That was one of the worst moments of unintentionally exposing the business. Didn't Jackie sell a missed 2nd rope bulldog from Trish in that match? That was definitely odd. That's kind of like when either Brian Adams or Brian Clarke sold a punch from The Undertaker two years ago that didn't even look like it connected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Savage accidently eliminating himself from the 92 Rumble and the subsequent attempts by Monsoon and Heenan to make it seem like he can still go back in. Did i miss this? What happened? After Savage eliminated Jake the Snake, he leapt over the top rope to continue beating on him and accidently eliminated himself in the process. After he gets back in the ring, Monsoon and Heenan start claiming that you aren't allowed to eliminate yourself from the rumble, which is why Savage is still in the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Sid asking to do a retake at IYH 1 and JR telling him "We're live pal" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
